Kim Zolciak Shows Off Her Bikini Bod!


Looking good, bb!
Kim Zolciak showed off the goods in her bikini at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach resort over Memorial Day weekend and she was workin' it out!
LOVES it!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
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Who is she?
that right stringy boob is about to hit the floor
gross
She's sporting a really bad boob job.
You can park a semi inbetween those boobs.
Gross.
File this under "If you are easily offended" She is gross!
eeww, thats a pair of ugly boobs!! they couldn't be more sagging!
Cellulite city. Oh well like 90% of women have it so.
lookin good???? WTF picture are you looking at?? this is NOT lookin' good my friend….this is looking desperate for attention and pathetic! she has THAT mastered! BLECH!
I can't stand this woman. She needs to do something on her own, not rely on men for everything. And she claims she's 31?!? WTF? If that's true, I'm only a couple of years behind her, and I definitely look 20 years younger.
why don't u hate on her like u do must women…..i think she is just a good conversion from a male and u know it…so u cut her slack
she claims she is 32 YEARS OLD!
HAHAHAHA!!!
she looks at least 52.
I think she looks fine, but if this were anybody else….you would be ripping them apart for their stretch marks, sagging boobs and cellulite. (All the things that real women have, so I am not knocking her for it) Why are you kissing this woman's ass?
Re: Bushwack – I think he already explained who she was. Try reading.
She looks good. A lot of women have "thick" thighs and some cellulite. Keeping your over weight down, your abdominal fat in check and regular caridovascular excercise is the most important. That along with a healthy diet. A lot of women with long, lanky, thin limbs is mostly genetic. A person who is naturally more stout and heavier has to get their weight down pretty low to look "thin". Victoria Beckham is a perfect example. Life is a lot happier and more fulfilled if you just keep your weight within range, get daily excercise, and follow a healthy diet rather than worry about whether or not your thighs live up to model or unrealistic standards.
Looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a shovel.
Eww. She looks absolutely TERRIBLE. I mean….GA-ROSSSSSS!!!!! Her body matches the attractivness of her face. That meaning totally hideous. She should not be out there trying to act like hot shit. She's far from it. She looks very old. Old and saggy and squishy. Gross
She looks very good EXCEPT for that right tit is reaching HARD for the ground! lol
if you have an expression on your face resembling an as*hole and by her stance I am betting she is an arogant selfpossesed b*tch, then then body does not matter. First the right kind and warm attitude and a nice smile and then the hot body (which this is not, it is clearly not the result of years of practice but the on/off weight gains and looks worse than if she would have left those few pounds on).
Other than that,I have no idea who she is.
ewwwwwww. what a mess we have got here.
eeewwww eeewwww eeewww….those boobs are just pure disgusting…..ew..
Maybe her face and boobs are 32…the rest-not so sure.
Re: hello_kitten – If she isn't lying about her age, she's a very good reason to not take up smoking! She smokes like a chimney! Eating fast food everyday (as she claims she does on the show) is probably another contributing factor.
She looks fabulous for a 60-year-old!
So trashy and pathetic. Bad boob job, her lips are three times the size they should be, and that fake tan isn't covering her stretchmarks like she thinks it is. Beyond the physical though, she is just a pathetic idiot. I feel for her kids…who she constantly smokes around. Secondhand lung cancer isn't exactly the gift a mother should be giving her child. She's so gross in so many ways.
SKANKY OLD HAG. IT cost a lot to look like a CHEAP WHORE. 32 HAHAHA she is delusional.
sagging boobs and cellulite.
I hate implants on top of the muscle…gross.
Gross Nice Bologna tits
It figures you think that body she is sporting looks good. Perez/Mario that is not good!
I don't know what's worse-the low hanging girls, or that face.
whoever she is she needs to cover up! Jimmy Hoffa could be hidden under her boobs
Always with that wig hat.
Who is this woman, and why is she famous? Also, her tits are sagging and she as no "booty" to speak of Perez. How you think this bikini bod looks good shows how gay you are.
Re: Starlit –
Just don't see an explanation in Perez's blog as to who this gal is. She's at a resort in Miami - why should society care? I'm sitting in an office in Los Angeles (just as newsworthy).
Re: Scahootowl – LMAO "Bologna tits." What does that mean anyways? Bologna is thin cut meat here in Canada … not a beach ball shoved underneath someone's skin so it sags 3 inches from the earth.
Who the fuck is Kim Zolciak?
you'd have to be pretty drunk to hit that. Are you sure this isn't some dude?
WOW! look at her lips!!,I bet she was sucking Big Poppa's peen all night!!
Re: Lilygirl27 –
she must be one of his hags
Re: hobbestheprince – it could be another term for pancake tits….you know…the flat saggy tits?? just guessing tho
HORSE FACE………………….WHORE
Re: Serena Loves Mario – …and, SHE IS A BIT….fat !
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW…she's fucking old, and gross and fake looking. Dear Kim: Being skinny DOESN'T make you hot…neither does that fake ass blonde hair or that shitty boob job or that god awful botox or w/e else you have done to yourself all in the name of reality fame… And may I add that she does not look healthy…it looks like she has been eating nothing but diet pills…girl is like what 40?? She aint no Demi Moore!
Lop-sided Boobs and Arse - Is this the latest trend from HollyWeird ? Ewwwr. She is gross-looking. Can't imagine her NUDE ?! Ewrrrrrrrrrrr !
Re: skyline753 – Or, Wimpy's lips ! Or, even Olive Oyl's twat !
Her boobs are really wonky looking. I would take them out for show.
That boob job is terrible. It looks like an orange in a grocery bag.
what do you love about it mario - you're a "ph"ag……………….
that boob jobs is worse than jwow's i believe……….other's are saying she's 32????? you have to be kidding………betty white probably looks better than this broad……….
What booty?
Re: Starlit – Why can't people be nice? I don't know who this person is either. It is not stated in the post.
I didnt know implants could sag like that!?!
Man, her right tit is majorly droopy. There is one good thing to not having massive breasts- they don't sag like deflated water baloons when you hit 35.
Re: hello_kitten – Exactly.
Um, that's funny, cause Tracy Young was in the MIA this weekend too…hmmmmm, I smell lesbian drama
ha ha…who the fuck? she looks like a dolfin with her fish lips and giant flippers
she keeps saying she's thirty-something… no way in hell. How old is this ho-bag?
Who is this? She looks nice but very average.
who are you kidding? saggy tits, flabby ass, cheesy thighs, cankles, neck rolls…and worse, ashy elbows.
Wow she looks awful!!! She is a such a nasty person I'm sooooo glad she looks like shit in a swim suit. I thought that she got lipo regularly, what a joke!
apparently she's 32 and i could've sworn she was in her 40's.
how did she do this to herself??
she still has a nice body, she just looks much older…
i sure hate to see her actually IN her 40's
Flat cellulite ass
She would definitely not pass the pencil test. I wonder how many pancils she could hold under her boobs. 10,20?
That sideboob looks like Squidward's nose.
I think people are overly harsh. Her boobs are saggy but she probably got them done close to ten years ago, she could definitely use a lift or a more supportive top. But she is certainly not fat and almost all women fat or skinny have cellulite. Just because she is not airbrushed does not mean her body is bad. I will leave the face out of this bc no one could win that arguement. But thank you Perez for posting an attainable in a healthy way body. (minus the boobs)
I have no fuckin clue as to who she is but I would bang her… bang her long & hard. I’d make her walk funny for days. Love to bust a nut on those boobs.
….who?
i dont get how you can have implants but your breasts are still droopy, i thought implants fixed that.
that right breast looks like snufflaupagus's nose, I mean she looks better than a lot of people, but "work"??? work what!?
Thunder thighs and cellulite! PUKE!
Those boobs look like giant, deformed testicles. *shudders*
Re: Genghis Khan – I agree, and think it's disgusting that people are calling her FAT! Fat is a size 28, not a 6!
she has that type of body that use to be fat, lost weight but has NO muscle tone. nice dimples too. she needs to invest in a good cover-up. you do NOT have it, mushy body.
Not so smokin.
Sagging boobs, cellulite legs, flabby knees, and a worn out couch. Not to mention the fake hair.
The only reason your saying this Perez, is because your friends and she kisses your ass.
Who the hell is that???
Now if she could only work on that ugly face and cellulite on the back of her legs
she looks like a bag of oranges and some cottage cheese left to rot in the sun…lookin good for 60, Kim!
can someone tell grandma to put some clothes on, that is so nasty
Um, if she bought her bathing suit in the right size, she would look hot…but the crack coming out of the top of the rear is NOT cute.
Re: FemaleFilmMajor – you're an idiot. She's not trying to be stick thin, and it's obvious she's not. Your diet pill sentence is complete bull shit.
she is sooo gross and nasty..doesn't she realize that she has two little girls that look up to her everyday..she is trash and acts like trash…and whats up with that boob of hers…it's about to hit the floor any second..
Re: LukeRomesberg – …diet pills make you thin with out giving you muscle definition. and as ur name is Luke im assuming your a dude and know nothing about what diet pills do to a woman's body. If she had lost weight naturally, you would see more muscle definition (because in order to lose weight you have to diet & EXERCISE and if you just eat diet pills and starve yourself, you end up looking "flabby thin" which is what she looks like to me. ..btw you don't have to be an asshole on the internet just because you don't have the balls to stand up for yourself in the real world…
Perez, are you on crack?
What's wrong with her upper lip? It looks like someone smacked it.
I can't believe she actually paid money to make her tits look like that. She needs to hit the elliptical, HARD before she goes out looking like that.
Her body, from the boobs down, is pretty good. Her fake tits are gross … but then again, ALL FAKE TITS are gross.
her ass looks like an asymetric sea sponge…
Icky
NICE BODY!!! The front is definitely better then the back tho but still amazing front side
if u watched this show then you would know shes very delusional.. she loves to look in the mirror at herself and say o ur so good looking ..lmao..
Re: Bushwack – that what i was going to say!
honestly her boobs look digusting and her body doesnt look that good either. perez are you seeing clearly?
Wonky Titty Alert!
she has heaps of fat weight and no muscle weight.
people her size can be really fit and have no fat at all but she's the complete opposite, her size is due to just fat and no exercise.
only someone fatter then her would actually think she looks good, perez!
balls
she has bad ceullite, bad boobs and a flabby tummy! hopefully her scam with Zirona and Velasmooth will make some of this flab go away. Watch for Kim using Zirona on velasmooth in season 3. Maybe taking all the phentramine will help you get wher you want to be. Some people are not naturally thin, accept who you are.
She had a REALLY bad boob job. Fail.