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Diva Demands: Posh Spice Edition!

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We're not sure why anyone is that thrown by this kind of list from her!

For goodness sake, her name is Posh Spice! She EXPECTS the finest of things!

Victoria Beckham apparently has QUITE the list of demands for what's to be in her dressing room when shes at photoshoots - or whatever exactly it is that she does - and although it doesn't rival Mimoo's or Jenny From The Block's in diva-tude, it's still pretty ridic!

It DEMANDS requests:

"Chopped fresh fruit - cut pineapple with grated lime peel, green seedless grapes, red grapes (frozen), cut-up pear with lemon juice, apples, peeled pink grapefruit, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries. Please DO NOT MIX up the fruit but keep separate. She's obsessed with fruit and can't get enough. The list always gets a chuckle from the lackeys who have to go and get this stuff. If we mix the fruit up there's hell to pay. But it's Victoria Beckham. What she wants she gets. Plain Green salad (no dressings on it) - balsamic vinegar on the side. This is NOT balsamic vinaigrette but PLAIN balsamic vinegar. The thicker version so either aged/glazed balsamic (buy at Wholefoods in USA) or take regular and reduce it on the hob. There is never a request for anything with more than a handful of calories. We joked about leaving a Big Mac in the dressing room - but we know we'd get fired."

Other requirements include flavored water, tea, scented candles, iPod speakers, a clean robe, baby wipes, white, cream, or purple flowers, and 'chewing gum' as a snack!

YUM!

Although we always are advocates for the healthy alternative, this is pretty extreme!

We would, however, LOVE to hear about what would actually happen if Posh encountered a Big Mac in her dressing room!

LOLz! Can U imagine??

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73 comments to “Diva Demands: Posh Spice Edition!”



  1. 1

    Nasty skeleton body, ugly big alien head/face. What a fucking cun*t.



  2. 2

    Wow, that's a list of Axl Rose proportions. The cost of that lot would probably feed a low income family of four for a month. How the other half live eh?

  3. balls says – reply to this


    3

    balls



  4. 4

    Duh…. Where do you see a long list of demands?
    Slow news day?

  5. Clair says – reply to this


    5

    That is a really tame rider.



  6. 6

    This woman seems to be always draped in the most ugly, tarp-liked dresses. This is what ppl call "fashion sense"? I had seen hobbo ladies dressed better than her. I get the feelling that this is a case of the Emperor's new dress… a designer's private joke on her….lol…



  7. 7

    This is not a shocker, agree with red… must be a hella slow news day!



  8. 8

    I'd love to be a celeb and make all these losers do my bidding. Also what is white?



  9. 9

    she better look in the mirror..she still looks like shit….I'd tell that bitch..we're here to work no eat….get your fruit at home



  10. 10

    You missed one small detail….the Big Fat Line on COKE running down the middle of the room!



  11. 11

    WHO CARES ABOUT BECKS WHORE .



  12. 12

    You also forgot that she requires a bathroom attached to the dressing room so she can THROW-UP all the fruit she just ate!



  13. 13

    What is the appeal of this woman at this point?



  14. 14

    holy shit this bitch is ugly!! it doesnt even look human and what the fuck does she even do? she need to get the fuck out of the U.S.!! shes worthless and doesnt deserve any special treatment!!



  15. 15

    Jones19: what is white?

    it is a colour. The reference was that she would like white, cream or purple flowers.



  16. 16

    sounds like a bunch of food Americans should take note of……….maybe that's why mario thinks it's demanding - because he doesn't know what any of it is.
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    she'd probably look at a big mac and wonder what it was………



  17. 17

    We would, however, LOVE to hear about what would actually happen if Posh encountered a Big Mac in her dressing room!

    That is funny! I laughed so hard. It will be like finding a racoon in her hotel room. Buy you know, I could care less. This people that get what she wants get paid more than the average service person. And I actually admire her for sticking to her diet.



  18. 18

    That list is nothing compared to the lists of CEO's staying at 5* hotels. My son works at such a hotel and the pampered guests are very demanding in their "must haves" placed in their rooms prior to their arrival. Posh's request for fruit is nothing compared to the politicians, CEO's and Hollywood stars' lists for specific sheets, pillows, what must be stocked in the mini bar and fridge, the temperature of the room, etc….and they are horrible tippers!



  19. 19

    In the words of Kyle Broflovski: REALLY?! I have yet to see what the appeal is with this woman. Her clothing line is overpriced & not that impressive. She has NO talent as a singer. Not to mention, just one of my ferrets has more personality then she could ever dream of having. I'm just baffled on why people like her.



  20. 20

    Re: Malfinnien
    Really? I could get this lot for less than £10 in the UK. Minus the flowers, but you can't feed a low income family on flowers…



  21. 21

    Re: Poindexter-X – Hilarious comment, I will laugh all day at it, thank you.



  22. 22

    So she basically asked for fresh fruit and a salad. I don't see the issue



  23. 23

    Re: April 20th – Oh shut the fuck up! I'm American and eat healthier than nearly everyone I know in the UK. Everyone here eats fried shit, and I'd never touch it.
    .
    These demands are nothing compared to the divas that insist every single thing surrounding them in their dressing room is white.



  24. 24

    whats with all the too-thin body, ugly face and bad fashion sense comments?
    1# her bodies beautiful and only people who either are fat or don't exercise would think her bodies disgusting
    2# she has alright facial features
    3# her fashion sells big and gets a lot of attention from other celebrities



  25. 25

    Re: michael89 – I agree.
    People always claim fresh foods are more expensive, but they're not at all. I was watching a show on ITV the other day, and this fat woman was insisting it's cheaper to feed her family on Burger King every single day than to cook a healthy meal. She was spending £15 for dinner. The fat cow could have gone to any supermarket (even Waitrose) and fed her family a nutritious, healthy meal for under £10!



  26. 26

    Re: michael89 – @ 20 - correction - roses are edible.



  27. 27

    Look at her dress; it looks like some truck ran over her!



  28. 28

    Re: Serena Loves Mario – okay, lets make this clear - the majority of American's are overweight pigs that live on fast food and junk and are to "busy" (i.e. lazy) to exercise or even cook a meal for themselves. maybe you don't fall into that category - fantastic, I don't either - doesn't mean what I said isn't true. truth to the matter is, American's are fat, mario's one of them and so is over half my family and it's because they wouldn't touch fruits or veggies if their life depended on it (which is quite obvious by looking at their midsections……)



  29. 29

    Re: Serena Loves Mario – @ 23- also, can't tell by your post if your in the UK or in America but if you're in America, sit down and people watch one day…..after an hour you could count on one hand the amount of fit or even normal sized people you see………



  30. 30

    I didn't think this was extreme… When you want 10 white kittens, a special shade of white on the walls, white curtains, 20 rooms for your entourage, and so on and so on (ref. Mariah Carey) then you are talking extremes. Most of the things Victoria wants are fixed in a matter of minutes and can be bought at a local supermarket.



  31. 31

    How is fruit and a salad extreme?? Sounds pretty good to me!



  32. 32

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    Scientology kills!
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    Remember Lisa McPherson
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  33. 33

    they should leave that big mac, she might like it?



  34. 34

    Fruit, Salad & I-pod speakers OMG WHAT A FUCKING DIVA!…. seriously Perez get over this shit, sounds VERY reasonable to me.



  35. 35

    Re: Aileen (Canada)

    LOL! You are welcome!



  36. 36

    Extreme?!
    Girl wants some fruit, a salad, gum and a few toiletries…
    this hardly constitues diva-like behaviour.
    You are an idiot.
    I am actually surprised at her restraint and humble desires.



  37. 37

    pear with lemon juice….makes me want to try it!



  38. 38

    Re: April 20th – But when you say "Americans are fat", that's implying we're ALL fat. I agree with you, many are fat, and the US is far fatter than many European countries, like France. I live in the UK and see worse eating habits (people living on fried food, everything served with chips and drenched in mayo) here than I ever saw in the US, but I think I grew up in a healthier environment than most, in the US's healthiest city. I lived in Texas briefly and was shocked by the HUGE people I saw everywhere. So you're right. If you go to certain places, like Fort Worth, you'll see around 75% obesity. But, if you're in Denver, it will be more like 30%. It's the Southern weather and attitude - it makes people lazy.
    I'm constantly told that Americans are fat (and stupid) by British people, but the obesity figures for the US and UK differ by only 2%, and the UK is only getting fatter.
    I, too, have fat family members. My aunt fed my 2 cousins blocks of cheese with a side of lard for snacks, and they were 300lbs as teenagers.



  39. 39

    I wonder if she spends as much time worrying about her children as she does about her weight. It must be soooooooo healthy for those little kids to see mommy starving herself…especially when mommy starves herself for no reason cuz no one actually cares about Posh, the only reason she is on n e ones radar is because she is married to the hottest guy ever! But. as for Posh herself….her fame boat sailed long ago and now the only reason n e one talks about her is because she drapes her hideous clothing over her disgusting anorexic body and walks onto red carpets where she scarcely belongs…..



  40. 40

    It doesnt seem so bad. Just fruit and salad



  41. 41

    Re: bryanlizza – She always looks super gorgeous. And btw, it's spelled "hobo" not HOBBO. just fyi ; )

  42. Marji says – reply to this


    42

    She has Celiac disease, so a Big Mac would contaminate all her other food. People with Celiac can't have gluten (found in wheat, rye, barley or oats.) She HAS to be picky about what foods they leave for her because there are soooo many foods that contain gluten. (trust me - we are a gluten-free home!)



  43. 43

    Excuse me but why are lettuce and some grapes and strawberries considered a big deal? Is this seriously an unreasonable request?



  44. 44

    I would just like to point out, that what she requests is just as low-key as what you were praising gaga for in a post a few months back, "Lady GaGa's Healthy Backstage Eats!"



  45. 45

    As usual, you're just trying to start shit. She asked for fruit, which requires no cooking, and given that she probably doesn't eat much anyway, is probably not a hassle to buy. All the other things are probably basic items any dressing room SHOULD have on hand regardless if they were requested or not.



  46. 46

    fruit and salad? O…M…G…! hell, i've seen wedding dinners with more specific demands. BFD.



  47. 47

    gr8!



  48. 48

    Uhh, that has to be about the least demanding list I've ever seen….she's not even asking that anything be cooked for her, which everyone else does. Everyone else also wants TONS of other things. This girl simply wants some fresh fruit, which craft services can easily pick up already prepped and in separate containers from any grocery store; they don't have to do anything else. Whoever was working on this gig and is whining about this is a complete loser as an employee in my opinion.



  49. 49

    Re: rejco100

    haha she looks like a skeleton who prolly is afraid to even eat fruit.



  50. 50

    Re: April 20th

    Don't stereotype all of us. I am very slight.



  51. 51

    It's just cutting up fruits, get over it. She eats healthy and people are hating on her because they are too lazy to do shit? then don't work for Victoria Beckham if they have so much to complain about.



  52. 52

    Re: Serena Loves Mario
    yeah you're american but you live in the UK which kinda makes it different, you're not influenced to eat the kind of shit they have in America.



  53. 53

    Re: eurghh – Are you kidding me?!?! The UK lives on fried fast food - fish and chips, kebabs… There's a chippy on every corner and McDonalds is always packed.



  54. 54

    Sounds to me as though she unaware that she can get fresh fruit any time she wants. It's called a store, young lady. Check one out. Gobs of fresh fruit everywhere, all separate and everything.



  55. 55

    Re: Serena Loves Mario – You're sterotyping. Most people I know eat a proper home cooked dinner on weekdays, and have a takeaway on a friday/saturday. Alot of people also still have a roast lunch on a sunday, although I wouldn't fancy it in this weather.
    The staple English diet is not an unhealthy one, although I will admit we do have some bad eating habbits, like snacking and eating too much fat. But most people eat in moderation, we don't have them giant portion sizes you'd find in America.
    The truth is, both countries could be healthier, but it's just as ridiculous to say the UK lives on fried food as it is to say the USA lives on McDonalds.



  56. 56

    Re: jillbeans – You are dumb. She asked for fruit so she could eat it so why would she be afraid?!

  57. Ofra says – reply to this


    57

    We all have to answer to God someday!! And I don't know for sure, but I would just bet he doesn't worry about honoring the ridiculous requests from the condescending privileged!!



  58. 58

    Fruit, lettuce, some candles and flowers hardly = list of demands. Sounds like 1/2 my grocery list.



  59. 59

    i dont get how her food order is an act of a diva? whatever.



  60. 60

    Sounds not that bad - all things I would like too and in the same way arranged - I hate food mixed on plates - also in restaurants.



  61. 61

    ..and why shouldn't she
    when she gets it



  62. 62

    That would be so funny as one last fuck you if someone actually wanted to leave (by maybe knowing also if there would be severance if they then got fired ha but anyways…) by laying out a massive spread of taco bell, burger king etc with one grape in front ha.



  63. 63

    And imo, I think the concept of being a diva is an adult's excuse to be a demanding brat. Hollywood embraces their blazé perception of it being something acceptable. Suppose this is the product of hollywood always saying yes to these people.



  64. 64

    At least she's eating healthy :-)



  65. 65

    this is nothing!! i toured with bands for so long, and the things they would ask for were absurd.

    We are talking:

    A shrine with offerings of pot.
    A first edition agatha christie book
    Vanilla fat free sugar free yoghurt (we found 1% fat, bought it and nearly got fired)
    Oxygen tanks
    $1500 bottles of wine
    Boxer shorts
    Porn magazines

    …. and the list goes on. Seriously, every band/famous person asks for fresh fruit, and they are more often than not quite emphatic about the selection. I think its a nice list, and if it is what Victoria wants, than she should be able to ask for it.

    The other thing that should be noted, is that everything on a bands rider eventually gets billed back to the band, or the promoter, so someone pays for it - at a very inflated price. If a promoter is paying for a bands rider, then it is up to them to state when the expectations get too high.



  66. 66

    that's really good that she's demanding fruit! :)
    and eating healthy! the good stuff
    but the list is kind of..stuck up.
    i guess she just wants to pleasure herself. nothing wrong with that.
    doesn't seem that expensives anyways. i've heard crazier.

    Re: April 20th sounds like a bunch of food Americans should take note of
    agreed.

    Re: Serena Loves Mario It's the Southern weather and attitude - it makes people lazy.
    i like to think people grow up on fried food. i really don't think it's the weather at all. and, fried foods taste better IMO.



  67. 67

    Oh goodness.I guess she really doesn't eat.



  68. 68

    Yep, i'm gonna be hating on poshness. The woman is mentally derranged!!! what happens if the grapes touch the pineapple? Does that double the caloric intake from 1 to 2? OMFG!! Lollipop lady indeed! So, I know there is all this Daivd is a fit hottie but seriously, who would want to be with a bloke that would want to sleep next to a skeleton? If he rolls over at night, is there some sort of protection guard there stoppng David from crushing her little pea sized head? Actually, that give me an idea. Gotta go!!! LOLZ



  69. 69

    Re: Serena Loves Mario – Iam a single mother of 4 and I think maybe you should try it before you talk. I dont feed my kids burger king but I do know it would be cheaper and in order for me to feed my kids healthy food I go without ALOT. It blows me away that people always say this stuff and have no clue. I can get a 2 liter of soda for 68 cents. Do you know anywhere that I can get a 2 liter of real juice of milk for that? I seriously suggest anyone who beleive this cock and bull go try it. Everyone knows the dollar menu is the cheapest way to eat.



  70. 70

    I suspect you can't walk a couple of meters in the Beckham house without tripping over a pair of iPod speakers, that thieving cow!!!



  71. 71

    she looks wonderful in this photo :) i adore victoria ;)



  72. 72

    why are americans hating on this woman? she is an amazing designer! so what if she can not sing! she is not involved in music anymore! and she is not a skeleton! she just is eating healthy. maybe she could gain a few pounds but that is no reason for people to be saying rude things about the woman! she is also extremely beautiful and fit. i agree with some peoples past comments i moved to the US and alot of people are over weight! look at all of your telly reports and telly shows you have! someone from UK even is helping some of you american twits!



  73. 73

    how is this news? she is asking for fruit!! if her list of "demands" was mars bars and crisps and coca cola then yeah that would be a shock but everyone knows victoria eats healthily and loves her fruit!