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Justice For KiKi Drunkst!

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Finally! That took WAY longer than it should have!

The man who stole Kirsten Dunst shiz back in 2007 has finally been convicted of being a thief. A judge in El Lay this afternoon charged James Jimenez for buglary on the set of KiKi's flick How to Lose Friends & Alienate People .

Now, James faces up to 15 years in prison, unless he wins his appeal. Yes, he plans to appeal, which we hope they DENY because this shiz has gone on long enough!

Just do your time and shut up!

Congrats, KiKI! Now how will you stay relevant?

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23 comments to “Justice For KiKi Drunkst!”



  1. 1

    Good for her.



  2. 2

    needs a new dealer now

  3. YUCK says – reply to this


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    well lets see, she can start trying to stay relevant by posing for a mag that isnt even for sale and no one has even heard of, or she can start a boy band competition, or maybe she can represent a few talentless musicians. or maybe she can start a blog about hate. or maybe she can start saying amazeballs and sperminated or lady gaga intermitently or maybe she can just keep begging to be a host on american idol. naw maybe she'll just write a book that sucks ass or launch a shitty clothing line.



  4. 4

    How is she gonna stay relevant? Maybe by actually accomplishing anything, like acting in Melancholia? Have you heard of that, to actually accomplishing anything with your life? I think you're mistaking her for some media whore who require the attention of sleaze bag blogs like this one.



  5. 5

    Re: YUCK – Funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks for the laugh!!



  6. 6

    Re: hamnip – i was thinking the same thing lol

  7. balls says – reply to this


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    balls



  8. 8

    "Now how will you stay relevant?"

    Ooh, oh, I know the answer to that!! … Here goes: She's stay relevant by continuing her work as a class A actress, who appears in first tier, excellent movies doing outstanding work which earn her the excellent peer reviews she so enormously deserves. And, what else… Oh, she'll continue to have a fan base that admire her work and respect HER (how many people admire and respect YOU, eh Mario? /smirk).

    Kirsten Dunst started her career young and has matured into a terrific actress, unlike so many child actors that get lost along the way and only had looks but no real talent to show once they matured. I always enjoy every movie she's in and always come away feeling she did a great job.

    Bravo Kirsten!

  9. YUCK says – reply to this


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    Re: Whatever – the doctors name is dr. gunson in goleta. give him a fucking call please.

  10. slite says – reply to this


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    How the hell can he get 15 years and the bitch who robbed Orlando Bloom for $500K of his crap gets 45 days.

    Justice?



  11. 11

    Im loving the porcelain skin-beautiful!



  12. 12

    i love watching kirsten dunst in movies (:



  13. 13

    nice cleavage :)



  14. 14

    They're right, Mario.

    Kristen is hella relevant, I mean she's in all the big top tier films like they said. She was in three films that were about a comic book character that went stale thrity years ago, she was in Be Kind Rewind which was just grade A stuff. And how can you forget the biggest film of all time, Marie Antoinette. That movie is going down in the record books as bigger than Gone with the Wind or the Godfather.

    And then there was How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, didn't that one win 50 million oscars? She's just as relevant as her former co-star, Tobey Maguire. His phone is ringing off the hook with directors wanting him to be in big blockbuster flicks like The Crusaders??.

    And damn you Mario, how dare you talk of relevance. Your site only gets more attention than the films she's in get.

    You do get at least 10 people showing up on this site, right? ;)

  15. SPB says – reply to this


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    Re: YUCK – LOL!! Exactly!!!



  16. 16

    She's more relevant than the majority of the people you post about.



  17. 17

    Jeez 15 years?! The American Justice System ROCKS! Someone would be lucky to get that for MURDER in the UK! They'd be out in 4!



  18. 18

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  19. 19

    Hmm, did we all fail to note that she was buying drugs from this guy in the first place? This guy got 15 years for stealing a few things which probably included her pipe, but she got 5 minutes of press time and a few blogs here. WTF?



  20. 20

    15 years huh? Wow, when Wynona Ryder stole all those clothes from whatever store/s it was, did she even do any time? Once again, the difference between being a celeb and being a normal everybody…



  21. 21

    good for her, she's an awsome actress ^_^
    Also not being mentioned on your days late copy & past blog doesn't make you irrelivent Mario, if she wanted to be talked about here she could just say she isn't into Gaga and you post stories on her every day lol
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  22. 22

    I love Kirsten Dunst. I watch all her movies. I am a big fan. God Bless, and keep up the good work!



  23. 23

    What the fuck ever happened to the right to a speedy and fair trial??? Most murder trials don't even take that fucking long. Sheesh.