"No, I'm just fat," she said.
Ha! Real nice.
"If Khloe is pregnant, I would be the first to yell it. So, no, she's not — unless they're holding out on me, in which case they're both grounded," added Kris Jenner, who said Khloe will be a great mom when the time comes.
And just like the Kardashians, the whole family is getting in on the action.
"She's not pregnant. I live with those two, and I would know if she was pregnant," sad her brother Rob.
Khloe insists, "We're just being a healthy married young couple. I'm not sitting here staring at an ovulation calendar. I'm not saying to Lamar, 'Okay, it's time, let's go!'"
Uh, no. But we know you're not on the pill. So…any day now!
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