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Lost Star Becomes Children's Author

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Guess she needs something to do now that her time on the island has come to an end!

While visiting Craig Ferguson on Wednesday, Evangeline Lilly revealed that she is writing a children's book called Squickerwonkers.

Oh geez!

Here is a sample:

“The name is Squickerwonker, perhaps unknown to you. But that’s it, Squickerwonker. And here’s what Squickerwonkers do…”

It remind us of Dr. Seuss - if he had a stroke!

Supposedly, Squickerwonker has a “horrible secret.” Blah. Blah.

Do U care?!

[Image via WENN.]

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29 comments to “Lost Star Becomes Children's Author”

  1. 1

    Again and again and again: such hate against women - especially those who chose to think. (But thinking is not Perez' forte.)

  2. JoeyW says – reply to this


    I Bet her book will sell tenthousand times more copies than the shit you came out with!! Jealous much?

  3. 3

    She was so cute on Craig's show and the book sounds really good, well-written.

  4. 4

    Did I do it?! Was I first?!

  5. 5

    I don't understand what's so terrible about this. At least she's doing something.

  6. 6

    Why are you hating Perez? Its just a childrens book and its not like Dr. Seuss invented rhyming. This posting is pretty pointless and you are trying to be spiteful for no real reason especially becuase you said on many occasions that you never watched Lost yet youve made many posts about it and in all the time Ive visited this site youve never mentioned Evangeline Lily or seemingly cared about her at all. So why the air head status out of the blue? You just want drama. Im dissapointed

  7. 7

    more breaking news 36 hours later!

  8. balls says – reply to this



  9. 9

    so she's not vapidly obsesses with herself and did something for children - you should be ashamed for insulting and attacking her mario….you're such a shameful excuse for human being…….

  10. 10

    Yes I care. I love her & I hate you. Now go hide somewhere far far away from here, you cow.

  11. 11

    I am surprised Perez didn't accuse Evangeline of copying GAGA. How could he accuse her you ask? Well it goes like this. First, he would say she is writing a childrens book, and well children come out as babies first and babies say GAGA THEREFORE Evangeline Lily is a copy cat!!!! PEREZ you are a dumb FUCK.

  12. 12

    Perez as far as celebs go Evanngeline seems to be very normal. Your hating on her, because she dared to actually do something creative writing wise?

  13. 13

    Your blatant hatred of successful, straight, & non-gay icon women is completely and totally obvious. You rarely have anything positive to say about straight women who achieve goals in their lives.

    Evangeline Lilly has had enormous success because of LOST. And she has chosen to make that the highlight of her career and decided to pursue other interests. Just because she was successful as an actress doesn't mean she should or want to continue that road in her life. Admit it - if Lady CACA did this, you'd be spewing every 2 seconds how AMAZEBALLS this is, and how SHE LOVE HER LITTLE MONSTERS SO MUCH THAT SHE'S WRITING A BOOK FOR THEM.

    You rag on Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Stewart, Jennifer Aniston, and any other straight woman who's possibly boning the guy YOU want to bone. You worship home wreckers like Angelina Jolie, and you cream over people like Jane Lynch, Madonna, & Lady Caca only because they are gay rights activists or "icons". You don't realize that your whole attitude turns off the gay community, and your biased attitude and constant discriminatory remarks and "outing" of possibly gay people only HURTS your so-called agenda. You don't give LGBT people any respect, and you blatantly use hurtful words and scathing remarks towards people YOU WANT TO BE. Disgusting!!

  14. 14

    PEREZ! I love you but sometimes you can be such an asshole! I doubt anyone read my comment but I HAD to comment! She is such a great person and I believe what she is doing is an awesome idea I have two children and so far that book sounds great!!! WHY are you hating? sometimes it can be annoying and ridiculous!! UGH PEREZ!!

  15. Klown says – reply to this


    Why didn't you report this news the first time that the episode aired in May?

  16. 16

    Re: chewylewis – @ 13 - WTG girl! tell him how it is…..completely agreed!

  17. 17

    at least she is trying something new and there is nothing wrong with that. By the way she is not your typical A-list actor, she doesn't crave the spotlight or need all the attention. Man you are such a bitter QUEEN, when someone wants to try something new you have to find fault, by the way how's your BF/singer travis GAYland doing on the charts? Oh what he's off them HAHAHA

  18. 18

    Re: koots_bc – agreed!
    Re: curiousred – agreed!
    Re: chewylewis – get it gurl! that was awesome! :)

  19. 19

    i happen to think that's very awesome of her to write a children's book.
    at least she's not like the other hollywood actresses craving the spotlight

  20. 20

    Jealous much you fat pig. I agree with the posts who state you hate for really no reason at all other than the fact these people are more intelligent and way better looking than your fat pigshit body.

  21. Low says – reply to this


    I wonder if she hates writing as much as she hates being an "actress"?

  22. 22

    Do you reckon the terrible secret will be that Squickerwonker actually died in the plane crash?

  23. 23

    I love it when my bf squirts his squickerwonker all over my chest… But seriously, I say good for Evangeline. It sounds like she's passionate about this book, and getting children to read more is always a good thing.

  24. 108 says – reply to this


    Yes, I do care. Thanks for asking.

    And if your nasty 'gagaloo' was doing this, you'd jizz in your pants from the excitement. You're such a pathetic hypocrite.

  25. 25

    this didnt go your way did it perez? to label this "icky icky poo" seems a little odd. Quite frankly i think it is nice she wants kids to READ and not watch tv! The whole set-up for this post makes you look so bitter! When i saw her on craig even I wanted to know what the hell the squickerwonkers secret is! And you cant say it reminds you of Dr. Seuss IF he had a stroke, he is dead you idiot he obviously isnt writing anymore.

    For the record, we clearly care, and you clearly have jealousy issues.

  26. 26

    I llike her. Great idea. Good luck Evangeline!

  27. 27

    My bad I like her!

  28. 28

    no, but why does it warrant shit talking? god. im getting tired of this site. by no means am i happy go lucky bitch, but all the stupid commentary on everything is annoying.

  29. 29

    I agree with the majority of the other posters on this. She seems very sweet and doesn't go out famewhoring all over the world. I like that she's into doing other projects to keep herself busy. You need to back off of her, Perez. She is doing something that she is excited about and can benefit children.