Snooki To R-Patz: Get A Tan!
They will be arguably the two most talked about people on the red carpet of the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. (Along with Sandra Bullock, we imagine.)
Snooki from the Jersey Shore will be a red carpet correspondent for the show, while Robert Pattinson will be racking in the awards as well as introducing a special sneak peek of the the latest Twilight movie, Eclipse.
But what will Snooki ask of R-Patz when they finally meet?
To get a tan!
Snooki says: "I'm going to say, 'You need to go tanning, but you're really hot. Because you're a vampire. You're pale'."
Bravo, Snickers! Maybe you could invite him to GTL with the rest of the guidos.
Now that would be a situation we would love to see!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: gtl, jersey shore, mtv movie awards, rpatz, tanning
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Tans are overrated.
Snooki, tans aren't hot. Do you know what a tan really is? It's dead burned skin cells on the surface of your skin. Oooh sexy lol!
What exactly is this being? A woman? A drag queen? Is it even from this planet?
roberto and i be doin the nastay all day long mmmm
I love Rob Pattinson the way he is. Gorgeous, sexy, beautiful, hot. The girl needs to lay off the tanning herself.
i cant wait for her to die of skin cancer, what an effing moron. pathetic loser.
Re: Orionsaint – You know what, skin that's been freshly-tanned … smells kind of like deep-friend chicken. I bet Snooki smells like french fries after a day at the beach.
Wow, I'd loathe to be standing next to her on a crowded subway car during a heat-wave !!
she's stupid.
irrelevant!
Re: catlover – agreed
tans are so 2001 snooki.
”Snooki from the Jersey Shore will a red carpet correspondent for the show,” seriously??? no one saw this or is it just me!!!
Why? So he can look orange like her lol.
I wonder if these people realise they are the laughing stock of Hollywood. Hollywood is just for adults to continue living in highschool…The A listers are the jocks/cheerleaders and Z listers like Snooki is at the bottom of the barrel and get laughed at..
Now that Jersey Shore has been exposed as a den of herpes, P-Ratz needs to stay as far away from Shitty Snooki as possible!
Snooki? Another New Jersey bubblehead, like Sparky.
PEREZ your so SLOW ON THE GOSSIP !!
LMAO! I love her!! She is so hilarious. And if she finds Rob to be hot, she has good taste as well!
Who cares what this skanky leather bitch thinks. Does she even realize that people laugh at her for being so fucking retarded. People that don't tan get the last laugh when we look younger.
… But Snooki isn't tan… she's orange. And Hilton's a moron as always.
somebody give this oompa loompa a dollar to sew her fucking mouth shut…
hahahahahhaha i love snooks!
and r. pat is uglay! he needs something to lok a little better!
she needs to stay away from him, tans can make you look a lot better but people take it to extremes like her and she just looks horrrrribbbleeeee
balls
Rob is gorgeous and hot the way he is. Tans cause cancer.
Snookie needs a paper bag.. Better make that two.
That HUGE drink she's slurping up … it has the colour of urine !! Subsequently, there must've been a lot of Snooki urine infiltrating the Miami sewer system. I don't know if Miami's water filtration system is equipped to deal with human papillomavirus (HPV) from New Jersey, the anal and/or tonsil, and/or cervical variety, but there should've been some Public Service Announcement of some type, to warn the local populace that Snooki was making deposits, locally.
OOmpa LOOmpa lookin muthafuckers
yeah having to run aloe and other products on your BURNT TO A CRISP SUN TAN daily is not fun! NOR is it fun later in life when they start having to remove huge chunks of your skin due to skin cancer from the sun, or maybe you'll just go way overboard and need Chemotherapy and have all your hair fall out and everything else terrible that comes from having SKIN CANCER! She is RETARDED and then to say GET tan but your a vampire and they are pale, makes no fckn sense! HE ISN'T A REAL VAMPIRE SNOOKI! Earth to the troll child, earth to the troll child , PLEASE!! *Lmfao*
Okay, this is definitely the most stupid post I've ever read on this site. And that's saying a lot.
Re: NookiesWA – Yeah, but the difference is they get paid to be laughed at and that's just not fair.
What a cute little swine.
I don't get it. You bash decent people who you just decide to not like for no reason, yet you love this whore? She, and her other cast mates, are scum. All you have to do is watch their show to know this. If she tells this Robert guy that he needs to go tanning, then he needs to tell her to go to the fucking gym.
Ummm Rob would look awful as a leather handbag. Just sayin X_x
One does not need to be tan to be gorgeous. Case in point: Robert Pattinson
natural tans which you can't help are fine.
not planned tans that makes you look like you've rolled in a bag of freaking doritos =/
eh? he looks like he has down syndrome in this picture.
Me to Snooki: Lose some weight. Fatty.
I seriously doubt the oompa loompa look is a result of anything natural.
i love it when ugly people, give good looking people advice….
Dude, your celebrity gossip sucks….and so does your spell and grammar checking.
Get a tan? Snooki doesn't have a tan. She has a skin dye job out of a spray device, and it washes off.
He looks normal. She doesn't, and actually, looks dirty, like she needs a bath.
…and I'll bet he doesn't leave orange drag marks on the white sheets.
he doesnt need a tan
he needs an eye liner and shadows
Snooki and R-Patz? Sounds like a made in Hollywood movie " The troll and the caveman".
R-patz is hot as fuck just the way he is, bitch. Stay away… go join the other oompa-loompas in the chocolate factory.. they must be real if vampires are, right?
Re: angefrog – Pahahahaa! that actually made me laugh out loud.
He is tan now, she needs to check out the pics from his new movie!
I don't think she understands British skin… it doesn't tan! In this country, if you're white, you're either pale or orange.
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Also, when I see a tan, I just see skin cancer! Tanning is terrible!
Rob is soooo HOT!!!!!!
Robert Pattionson doesn't need a tan, he needs a bath!
Perez, what makes you think Pattinson is going to win all of the awards? Harry Potter has a better chance. Twilight was named one of the worst movies of the year. Plus, everyone who's not mentally challenged is sick and tired of TwiCrap winning everything, at least other people have a chance. You forget, HP has more fans, it's just that no one votes! No one realizes that you can vote more than once! VOTE FOR HARRY POTTER-GET TWICRAP OUT OF THE AWARDS SHOW!
I agree with Catlover tans are overrated just like this Smoochy chick is, overrated with absolutely no STYLE, substance or talent.
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Why do people have to be tan to be hot? Some people have pale skin. I wouldn't go up to a dark skinned person and say you should bleach yourself. lol. Geesh…
Note to Perez…using the term 'guido' is just as offensive as using the 'n' word or any other racial slur. Shame on you!
he doesnt need a tan.. he needs a fucking new face lmao hes so fugly
AMEN
snooki is the best i love her for this
britbrit: Rob's face is gorgeous. I would be curious though to see a picture of you, because something tells me that your face is not so good to look at….because people who post dumb comments like yours are always losers.
And he will say to her: " lose some weight and shut your yap, you fat, orange, disgusting piece of trash!!!"
Re: shuddup – He always looks like that.
So, she needs to grow at least a foot, and then drop 50 pounds.
shuddup and condesa: you don't just look like that…you both act like that!
I´m sorry but I have never heard about this girl. Regarding Rob, well, babe, don´t go changing to try to please me, I love you just the way you are…lolz!!!
i love snooki. she's the shit. lay off ppl, it's not like she told him to continuously get a tan like her. she just suggested he get a little sun-kissed. men and women do look a lot more gorgeous with a little color! it's a known fact. i bet rob pat would be wayy hotter if he was just a shade darker.
MTV Movie Awards are a farce. What connection does Snooki have to movies. She probably hasn't even watched a movie in years. I don't think the obnoxious pig could even keep her mouth shut long enough to watch a movie. Besides, MTV has nothing to do with movies, or music, anymore. Those days are long gone and we all now associate them with nothing but really bad "reality" shows based on some of the most miserable people on the face of this planet. MTV is laughable! Who cares what they think anymore?
Re: kittycatmeow – A dark tan makes you look 10 years older and dirty. It's a fact. An orange tan makes you look like an ass. It's a fact.
Slow news day, eh? Some fugly little turd thinks a dude needs a tan. Wow.
Shut up Snooki!
This photo is HILARIOUS!! Look at Pattinson's face, "Who are you?" LOL
Re: kittycatmeow – What do you mean … "it's a known fact … "?? Hahahaahaa!! Robert looks beautiful with his NATURALLY pale skin colour! If he were darker skinned, NATURALLY, he would look just as beautiful. What ever anyone's natural skin color is, THAT is what they look good as …. not a stupid orange tan that distroys delicate skin!!! Robert - please never listen to idiots who want you to be 'tan'!! You are lovely and adorable with your flawless ivory skin.
I'll take pasty RPattz over orange Snooki any day of the week! She looks ridiculous.
Re: aldi28 – LOL! I AGREE!
Gross ass walking biohazard of a pap smear from Hell. Yech!!!!
Tans are out. Porcelain is in!
I'd always prefer white to orange:P