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STDs #1 Concern For Reality Producers!

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Lolz!!!!

Most TV shows have to worry about their ratings, not an outbreak of herpes!

Then again, most shows don't have Dennis Rodman and a little orange slutpuppy name Snooki as its stars!

Show producer's for reality programs like Celebrity Rehab and Jersey Shore admit that a constant concern for the staff is keeping their cast members disease free. In a round-table interview with a group of successful reality TV creators, some admit that they continually pass out medication "like M&Ms" to their over-sexed stars to keep them clean.

SallyAnn Salsano, creator of Jersey Shore, says that STDs are a MAJOR concern for her, calling her gudios a "herpes nest."

Ha!

Dr. Drew of Celebrity Rehab echoed the same sentiment, claiming all his patients are put on a rigorous regiment of Valtrex!

Wow!

So, look forward to that, upcoming cast members!

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52 comments to “STDs #1 Concern For Reality Producers!”



  1. 1

    Why do you call Snooki a slut puppy she didn't get any on the show!



  2. 2

    But Valtrex doesn't do FUCKALL for HPV !!!
    What Snooki needs is a good jab of human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccine, and STAT !!!
    All those guido uncut cocks … HPV loves uncut cocks, nice cheesy, sweaty incubators, churning out gazillions of copies of HPV !!!
    Remember, all it takes is one little HPV to end up in Snooki's tonsils, or asshole or cervix to cause cancer !!!



  3. 3

    Wow thats crazy! Dont they teach them about safe sex and all that in Jersey? If they know they have the herp dont they tell who ever the fuck of the night is that they do or are they that irresponsible? Maybe she does and thats why she couldn't get any action last season.



  4. 4

    Yesterday's news, P. You only have breaking news on Z-listers - everything is just taken from other web sites



  5. 5

    The situation looks like he might have a situation down under. Snookie is wild, but she's a smart girl. She wasn't sleeping with any ole thing like the guys. Her parent are the exact opposite of her and she really close to her mom, so I think there's a brain in there somewhere. There's this nasty looking messed up girl on C.R. You know, the cruddy looking one who was 'hanging out' topless with Mc.Steamy and his wife. She looks like she might have something.



  6. 6

    Re: ShoeWhore – LOL Shoewhore Gross but true, LOL!



  7. 7

    Why do you dote on these trashy disease ridden skanks?



  8. 8

    That's a thought. Little Snooki can advertise Valtrex on tv and tell the viewing audience how it helped her feel secure after a night of clubbing and intoxication.



  9. 9

    Wow ShoeWhore, you are really stupid. Not all HPV strains cause cancer and most of the time the people who contract HPV do not have the high risk strain. Do your research before you start blabbing shit you know nothing about. Ignorant idiot!



  10. 10

    Isn't that Christina Aguilera circa 2003 on that pic ?



  11. 11

    Well this was a glorious way to start the morning.



  12. 12

    Wow.



  13. 13

    Okay, Perez, this picture you've created is suitable for framing. Nice work on this one.



  14. 14

    There are alot of people out there who have herpes Hsv2 genital who dont even know it! U can have it and not get outbreaks! Its not even part of a standard std test, u have to ask for it specifically! I got nailed with it from an x who knew he had it and didnt give a shit to tell me!! I hope he rots in hell the bastard!



  15. 15

    Surprises me that so many people today are promiscuous. Also surprises me that so many people don't use condoms!



  16. 16

    thats insane…. this is showing us that we cant have sex this often with this many strangers… soon the "Situation" will be having an itchy situation lol and he will wish he hadnt banged some random girl from a lame club.

  17. Dovey says – reply to this


    17

    WHAT A FUCKING DISGRACEEEEEEE TO US AS HUMANS…THIS IS WHERE OUR WORLD IS HEADING…LETS FUCK AS MANY GUYS AS POSSIBLE ITS COOL NOW…PATHETIC SHE IS TRASH AND SO IS THE REST OF THE CREW……WE NEED TO GO BACK TO BEING CLEAN AND NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS NOT DISEASE INFESTED WHORES AND SLUTS (BOTH MALES AND FEMALES)



  18. 18

    I saw herpes nest and I thought it was your new pet name for Paris Hilton. Which would be cute because it's true.



  19. 19

    aye carumba!



  20. 20

    I feel sorry for any guy low enough to want to tapp that ugly little Orange herpet:(



  21. 21

    Snooki was the only one who didnt screw on that show, so why call her a slut?



  22. 22

    lmao. slutpuppy.

    Re: KardFan – we don't like the way it feels :)



  23. 23

    damn chirpees…its a canaryal disease….virtually un-tweetable



  24. 24

    This shit is Nastyyy-YOu need Jesus!



  25. 25

    Every time I see this Libu-Celebutard I could throw up. Like this orange libutard isn't fat enough the fa@@ot that writes this blog uses the picture of her sucking on a high calorie alcoholic drink. You know she's a dem because she's such fvcking trash.



  26. 26

    Don't watch this show. It's would be like having someone piss in my face.



  27. 27

    It pisses me off, how these dumbass bitches/assholes on jersey shore, don't do shit but act crazy and get like 40,000. I mean I make great money myself, 6,000 a month, but thing is… they get 40,000 in a day maybe every week for not doing anything, while I get 6,000 A MONTH for working hard. Maybe I should sign up and get on a mtv show and act like snooki or one of those other whores.



  28. 28

    Re: President Sarah – LMAO a palin supporter calling sumone else trash. hahahaha



  29. 29

    Wait, so meds keep people from spreading disease? I thought they just reduced the chances?
    Either way, EW!!!



  30. 30

    Why is this orange gnome always being mentioned?



  31. 31

    Look what else the upcoming cast members get to look forward to! Although most people tolerate Valtrex without problems, side effects may still occur. Possible side effects include headaches, nausea, and depression, decreased urination, vision changes, or an unexplained skin rash diarrhea, hair loss, and kidney failure. I bet they can't wait!



  32. 32

    I work with a couple of bitches who come down with bloody sores around their lips every now and then. The funny thing is they are always calling someone else a whore. LMFAOROTF :)



  33. 33

    What about the viewers??

    Who is going to pay for all the VALTREX they have to crush and rub in their eyes just to watch this crap??

    And if any of you are intending of watching season 2 at all, you have bigger problems than those losers.



  34. 34

    Re: ShoeWhore

    Ewww hahaha.



  35. 35

    Re: ShoeWhore – Hate to break it to such a dumbass know-it-all like you, but most everyone has HPV already. That's b/c condoms DO NOT protect against HPV. HPV goes right through the condom. Also, most HPV DO NOT cause cancer. But several strains do…about 7 or 8 type of HPV. Most people get rid of HPV on their own, but some do stick around and cause cancer. Honestly, in your whole post, maybe only 1 or 2 points are true. You are sorely uneducated and stupid. It's sad, really.



  36. 36

    Re: My black circumcised baby! – oops…meant to say that HPV goes right AROUND the condom.



  37. 37

    I think it is horrible what a lot of you people are saying. I have HSV-2 and I did not get it from sleeping around. It was passed to me at childbirth. You can pass HSV-2 even with having sex with a condom people and I think snookie may be to old to get the HPV shot. 26 is the cut off for it. Just because some one has herpes does not make them a whore. I keep my nose in the book for college and tell those who I sleep with that i have it. Perez i wish you would re write this article to make it seem like people who have it are no whores. Infact I know a few of your celb friends have it. So do you make fun of them as well?



  38. 38

    Re: TattooGoddess – I agree with you. Although rare, it is possible to pass HSV-2 to child via childbirth. Also, people make fun of those with cold sores as being "Herpes Sluts" when most educated people know that HSV-1 is passed between kids at a playground…and greater than 70% of people have HSV-1 (and may not even know it). And if you have ever had Chicken Pox then you have Herpes Zoster. People just want to belittle others to feel better about themselves. If it makes you feel better, most people mocking those with Herpes have Herpes themselves (and are too afraid to think about it…or get tested).



  39. 39

    Re: MandiBee – she would have banged every juicehead gorilla…but no guys would sleep with her i think the whole time..



  40. 40

    Re: TattooGoddess – So your mom was a whore?



  41. 41

    What they ALL have HERPES?!?!! EWWWWWW!!!!

    And I thought Snookie was drinking for fun not to mask the pain of an outbreak EWWWW!!



  42. 42

    Re: Hellbound Heathen

    Seriously, maybe you should get yourself tested. I was given herpes from someone I was in a monogamous (still am) relationship after we BOTH got tested (a user commented that a lot of doctors don't test for it routinely - that's what happened here -you have to ask!!) and always used condoms (as in 100% not drunkenly skipped one). Herpes is passed skin to skin — and that means areas NOT covered by condoms.

    So before you go call people whores, I'd suggest you get tested yourself and maybe read up on some information.

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    43

    Isn't that lovely. I hope the 'some' that admit that they continually pass out medication "like M&Ms" to their over-sexed stars to keep them clean actually have an MD behind their name; otherwise they might find themselves starring in their own court room drama.

  44. byho says – reply to this


    44

    LOl…

  45. balls says – reply to this


    45

    balls



  46. 46

    Re: SNB135 – You got herpes. LMAO



  47. 47

    sn00ks looks super cute in this pic! even though she's sucking that straw like a hard cock. love her



  48. 48

    Perez, Snooki has said how much she reads you at every opportunity (don't we all?) and how she keeps looking for her name. I don't think a 'herpes nest' was exactly what she had in mind. Give the kid a break. Let make her a baby Cher and give her that much love, k? xoxo

  49. MP says – reply to this


    49

    And this is something they're proud of? That they're all on Valtrex or doling out Valtrex? What the hell is happening to this country? Wake up America!



  50. 50

    What the hell good does that do??? Valtrex doesn't stop them from spreading disease like wildfire, it only suppresses the symptoms from breaking out. Basically, they are just hiding their "stars" diseases so they can continue to infect others to make "good TV". Disgusting. I hope every person that gets something from one of these nasty pieces of human garbage sue the shit out of these companies.



  51. 51

    Has anyone noticed that she doesn't spray tan her feet? WTF?



  52. 52

    Nasty skanks. And to think, some troglodytes actually admire these losers. I'm proud to say I've NEVER watched reality crap, and never will.