Rocket To Uranus!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Music Minute
THIS is your new guilty pleasure!
Click here to watch the world premiere of Rocket To Uranus, the comeback song and amazing video by Dutch act the Vengaboys (of We Like To Party fame).
Perez is thrilled to have been involved in this song - every step of the way! From the writing of it, to appearing on the song and, of course, being featured in the super fabulous music video.
We think Rocket To Uranus will be a big hit in Europe and all over the world! The song is instantly catchy and the video truly must be seen.
CLICK HERE to check it out!
We're just having so much fun over here and getting to do really cool things, like this collaboration with the Vengaboys.
Life is good great!
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stop posting this doodoo
Umm…no. I'll leave it for those who like it.
you ruined this video honey
uranus stinks
i woudn't be so happy to be in that video if i were you.
anyways, didn't really like the song which is a shame cause i used to love them
haha. ROCK IT To Your ANUS. really nice. no wonder you are on there.
i lost all respect for you after seeing this video.
plus, this isnt the world premiere, i saw the video two days ago on a music channel.
This is your guilty pleasure, not ours. And you should be prosecuted for this.
this is HORRIBLE! idk what is gayer… washed up Vengaboys or Perez? this shit is AWFUL!
The Youth of today has been ripped off! That was a vacant piece of crap (and not a in a good way). When is this stupid Ga Ga costume party going to end?
This song isn't going to be a big hit anywhere. And this just ended your 'career' in music. Now you can watch the place in american idol slowly walk away….its walking, and Simon is laughing. ;P
this sucks. and its disgusting
awful.
rocket in your anus? that must be the only way you can post this crap.
Stop assaulting us with this ridiculousness.
OMG…….the Vengaboys?!?!
WHAT
THE
FUCK!?
blast from the fucking past much??
i honestly dunoo what to make of this…….atm its quite trashy, but seems to be the type of trashy that'll become addictive……*rolls eyes*
And you think you're qualified to judge American Idol??????
The vid and the song is stupid.
Well, at least you're having fun… That's the most important thing, because quite frankly, this song SUCKS. Makes me ashamed to admit that I had the Vengaboys CD back in the day.
I stopped it after 30 seconds…you're proud of that?!
URANUS….. are you fucking serious??? This song is PATHETIC and sucks more than you… o hang on, your in it. I couldnt even get past the 30 second mark. Sad mario…….sad
This is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. Stop trying to be anything but a blogger.. you FAIL at life
WTF
This site has become nothing but CaCa and Sperm Breaths self whoring. Its pathetic!
Perez, you are a delusional, self centred, fame whoring, hate mongering sack of shit. You are a worthless, selfish, hypocritical, fowl mouthed waste of space. Go kill yourself. And CaCa… please go o.d.
xoxo
Re: ClareecePreciousJones – ahahahahaha
What the fuck was that?!
How old are you again?
Wow, Vengaboys are really desperate to get back into the spotlight.
"Big hit in Europe"? Do you even know what we listen to over here or know what songs get big here?
lmao i love it
I was a die hard Vengaboys fan until this video …. Perez, I think you should stick to blogging…
Wow, this was already sh*tty enough. But adding Perez Hilton just added another layer of goopey, disgusting, slimy sh*t to this already disgusting piece of crap.
I LOVE YOU AND THIS. YOU ARE AMAZING. OMG. IF ONLY YOUR WIFEY COULD BE IN THIS VIDEO….
Re: DirrtyWhoresEverywhere – I WOULD BE HAPPY. PEREZ HILTON IS AMAZING. DONT HATE ON HIM HES THE BEST.
And you call Bionic a FLOP?
Re: omfgnoway –
My sentiment exactly. I thought the Vengaboys were extinct.
Shitty video and your moon head made me barf. Give it up Mario anything you put your fuggly face to is a fail add your voice and it is an epic fail. Ugh you are one ugly ho!
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I don't think there is any need for people to be SO mean about this. However I myself dislike this song and the video. It is pretty bad. Nothing personal!
I love Vengaboys old hits (Love to party, Boom Boom Boom, We're going to Ibiza…). But as european I really doubt this horrible song is going to top any european chart as you say. You're old fashion Perez… Nowadays queen of eurodance is romanian girl Inna, listen to her fabolous hits "Love" & "Hot"!!!
Why not just say stick a cock up my ass, it's wha tyou mean anyway.
Perez…Ur anus stinks….an your face as the planet looks like an anal wart!
Sounds like a autotuned, heavily digitized rewrite of
The old Animals song:
There Is A House In New Orleans
There is a house in New Orleans,
They call the rising sun.
And it's been the ruin of many a poor Boy,
and God I know I'm one.
My mother was a tailor,
Sewed my new blue jeans.
My father was a gamblin' man.
Down in New Orleans.
Now the only thing a gambler needs is
A suitcase and a trunk.
And the only time he'll be satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk.
Oh mother, tell your children,
Not to do what I have done.
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the house of the Rising Sun.
Well I've got one foot on the platform,
and the other on the train. There takeing
me back to New Orleans to wear that ball and chain…..
I grew up listening to the Vengaboys and this song came on TV yesterday. At first I was confused. I didn't understand why Perez was in a Vengaboys video and so I knew it was a new song (but I hadn't heard they were making a comeback).
It doesn't capture the cheesy magic they once had. They've gone from 'so bad, it's good' to just bad.
Vengaboys finally tired of doing Six Flags commercials, lmao!!!
And, I only made it to 42 seconds. I waited 10 seconds past where most of the posters cut and ran.
One thing for sure, the title is the gayest one EVER!!! That will be catchy and create lots of traumatizing visuals.
One last thing……thank you for the best laugh in years! Reminded me of a SNL spoof video that the original camp, Belushi and company, would have done!
I am still laughing and will be everytime I think about this article.. To think you dubbed it big. And, maybe it will go over well in gay male dance clubs. But, how will the DJ even announce the song without laughing?
Rocket to your Arsehole? No thanks. Pass. Not even watching it. And please, God, don't ever let it be on my radio.
Re: Argh!!! – I thought the EXACT same thing!
I actually thought it was impossible for you to appear more stupid. I was so wrong. That video looks like it cost $199 to do. And you, you look like a complete buffoon, like a clown popping up in a horror video. Your chances at American Idol or any talent judging show is GONE. As soon as anyone sees THIS is what you think is amazing they will stay clear of you.
OMG…that was horrible and digusting and so cheesy…it is honestly a shitty song…and you talking about anus' is so fucking gross….
wow perez do you think this garbage is really be a big hit? come on you can't be THAT stupid. I highly doubt this song is gonna be played a radio stations.
This might be cute to a 5th grader. I thought it was stupid.
Re: chicoharajuku – Eu iubesc Inna! No really, she's amazing! And I'm a Floridian
And Perez, this song makes me want to die. Literally.
God that's truly awful.
Only made it to 20 seconds im afraid ….its all I could bare!!
This so awful! The song and video was bad enough as it is, and then you showed up and it became much worse.
If you want to be taken seriously, then for the love of god, don't do stupid shit like this. I pray American Idol is not considering you.
OK seriously stop ripping off Justin B in the intro…and if Uranus feels like home to you, please go deep in there and never, ever cum back! ;0)
this video smells like doonky from uranus!
Cute. I can totally see that back in the early 90's in the gay clubs. Dunno about nowadays. What do they play there now? Regardless, I think the boys will have a fun campy dance to it for a while.
People ripping into Perez for trying different art forms and posting stuff you don't like really oughta get a grip. This is his own personal blog that just happened to get big and you most certainly don't have to come back and read it! That's what web sites are for, showcasing your experiments and projects whether they're good or bad, doesn't matter- on your own site, do what you like!
I like Alien Sex Fiend's "Drive My Rocket (To Uranus)" much more than this garbage.
i seriously love it. vengaboys can do no wrong in my eyes. not as catchy as their other hits from back in the day but i still like it.
and seriously if you guys are bad mouthing perez so much and hate his guts why the hell do you come to his site then. i don't get it at all. dont put bad comments and be childish, its just a song not perez fucking taking over your bleeding lives like.cop on!!!
Very clever writing…and erotic!!! Yes, it should be a very big hit.
I enjoy reading your blog Perez but this whole idea of trying to be a music mogul is getting a little annoying.
If this (I don't know how to call it, crap is certainly insufficient) "thing" is a hit in Europe, Europe deserves another Ice Age, pronto!
Oh ugh. Here's Perez again trying to fill anyone gay with obligation to like this piece of garbage. Well I ain't buyin, muchacho!
Aesthetically speaking, the costumes are crap, they're not even bad-good but rather bad-bad. Cowboys and sailors? Tired, been done, totally cliched. The colors used are particularly shitty - washed out purple with day-glow orange and off-white? Nah, nope, sucky. The costumes are crap too, all those girls in just black lingerie? BEEN DONE. The lead singer's hairdo? First of all, it doesn't even slightly compliment her facial features and second of all, it disappears in the scenery. Not to mention the outfit she's wearing is busy and stupid, again, not the right kind of tacky.
Also, you know it's hard being gay when you actually don't like this clubbeat bullshit and this constant obnoxiousness because this is all people think we're interested in, there's no voice for anyone who's isolated and already in a minority to begin with. I can be lighthearted about sex, make risque jokes and everything but this isn't even witty. It's totallllllll crapola to the nth degree.
This was garbage — pure and simple. And what is worse, is your over-the-top self-promotion. The only reason they got you involved was so you would promote their crappy song and video on your site, and you fell for it.
HOW FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!
I feel so embarrassed for Perez right now
people are revolted and god knows they should be. but, are we surprised? does anyone remember his last single? something about the clap? until this song, i thought that was the worst i'd ever heard.
EPIC FAILURE!!!
I understand your like of Gaga, if THIS shit song is what YOU consider good…Personally I would have never admitted being involved in it at all If I were you. F-L-O-P
Just horrible.
Mario sure is talented. He has the flaming homo thing down to a tee.
The song itself is just awful. Never heard of this band. Obviously their 15 minutes are coming to an end having to "collaborate" with Mario.
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You have some nerve posting this crap. You are the ugliest piece of shit and I'm giving you the drink eye. Your mother should be ashamed of you, you low life shit face.
we..um. ok first, the song is stupid. it has not meaning…nothing at all..besides getting butt fucked. second, the video is fucken retarded…solange on yo gaba gaba was WAY better than this shit. thridly, this isnt even gaga if you tried to copy her…i would be ashamed if i were here…the outfits, really? the blonde with the two pony tails…what year are we in? the movie Zenon was way better than these stupid outfits..and lastly, grow the fuck up…your 42 already! and you talk shit about avril lavinge dressing like a 12 year old? come one..look at yourself. its like youre a fucken pedo and trying to get kids attention to rock their anus.
Guilty pleasure??? I feel guilt because I played the damn video when I knew better, and the only pleasure I got out of it is when I stopped it 10 seconds into playing it. The song sucks, the video sucks, and most of your acts suck too!
Re: marinaa – i wasn't really hatin on him, but whatever
Re: BuffyFan91 – I agree
Stop trying. You're fucking terrible. Nothing is good about this.
yikes, this is horrible
Perez I love your site 90% of the time, but sometimes I can't help but cringe when you get involved with these little side ventures. This song is pretty tacky as well as the video.
I like u Perez, but nothing will save u from the embarrassment that you have now inflicted upon yorself. WORSE SONG, VIDEO & LYRICS EVER!
Re: merioo – You're right.At least Avril grew up.There's no hope for this specimen.Not that any of them bother with this horseshit anymore,but if they did I hope Avril,Christina,Lily,Katie,and the rest of them have a good laugh reading these comments.
This is a joke, right? I mean it has to be. I laughed through the whole thing. It's supposed to be funny, right? It possibly couldn't be taken seriously.
Well it was interesting to say the least.
cringe.
lame.
Even the fat bitch from "Precious" whom you defend incessantly wants you to stop posting this stupid shit.
tasteless.
ha! and you thought 3 OH!3 video was bad
what even gives you the right to say you know good music?
all of these comments agree, you suck
Umm, the europeans can keep it. Sorry, man, Perez why do you "help" create music that belongs in the 70's or 80's. I mean this song so sounds like something playd at Studio 54. So very disco.. I cannot dance to this. Even if it were the late 70's, early 80's, I would not dance to this.. Sorry, bad.. Leave the songwriting to someone else..
How fitting that the rocket is shaped like a big dick and you are the anus. Oops. I meant Uranus. This video is one of the few things that sucks more than you do.
This is AWFUL.
Ha would ya go way that is the biggest bit of cheese ive ever heard! No hope no where. Its diabolical. Some head on ya boyo! and all the people you be slaggin for what they do and you do that you only deserve to get a michaeling.
they should go back to obscurity
I won't even bother to open this. The title alone sounds like a smutty Weird Al Yankovic song.
THAT……..is awful! I couldn't even finish the whole thing
Well… it's tacky and cheap… just like you Mario.
Not even gonna watch this.
this is utterly terrible on so many levels