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Read The New Twilight Novella For Free!

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Oh, wonderful!

Another inspired, literary masterpiece from Stephenie Meyer!

As we're SURE many of you Twi-hards already have been obsessing over, the Twilight author has released a short novella to coincide with the release of the third sparkling vampire extravaganza, Eclipse!

Because she's such a generous soul, Meyer has decided to release The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner on-line for FREE!

CLICK HERE to check out the blatant Mormon propaganda instant classic.

AKA somebody read it for us and tell us how atrocious it is!!


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55 comments to “Read The New Twilight Novella For Free!”

  1. 1

    Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free :P LOL

  2. 2

    Ugh. Like you could write any better. aga. You are not funny. The 'LOLz' at the end did not need to be there, it wasn't funny. LOLzLOLzLOLz!! :|
    I bet Robert Pattinson hates you. You hate on his saga. You've got no chance. Apparently you do not find it 'amazeballs' :( Aww.

  3. 3

    Read it now lol!

  4. 4

    i bought the book and it was really good so shut up perez

  5. 5

    I'm sure if the vampires were all a bunch of flamboyantly gay bloggers who were stuck on themselves you'd read it! You really think your shit doesn't stink, that you are such a positive role model for fellow gays. Guess what?!…you make people want to stay in the closet rather than being associated with your vulgar and spiteful views towards everyone else. Unless of course you're kissing their ass all of the time like Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. You should be ashamed of yourself.

  6. 6

    hackers supposedly got ahold of that site and if you download it you will recieve a shit load of virus', go to the E! website and read about it

  7. 7

    Actually it's better then the books were - still not good, but better. Maybe she should have polished her writing skills before writing Twilight, and then we would have been able to read a decent version of it. Oh well.

  8. 8

    Why don't you take time out from your busy schedule of ass-kissing and self-promotion to read it yourself? Or have your sister do it, since she's got nothing to do other than writing your "blog" for you.

  9. 9

    You are such an ignorant fuck. Do you even know how to read?

  10. 10

    you know what perez? all of your ultra liberal idiots are the same. you all fight for equal rights for yourself… like your always like gay rights, obama is the best… blah blah blah. where is stephanie meyers right to not be persecuted for being mormon? you are going against exactly what you supposedly support… equality. you are stupid and just jealous of her and all of the other celebs you talk ish about because you will never be as successful as them…. movies and books live forever……. who knows how long gossip bloggers will be around……

  11. 11

    who is bree tanner?

  12. 12

    How do you know it's "blatant Mormon propaganda" if you haven't even read it yet? Don't be so quick to judge!

  13. 13

    I read it today. Its horrible!!!! There is NO point to this book. Don't waste your time reading this piece of trash. It was obviously written in 15 minutes, no wonder its available for free!

  14. 14

    stephanie myers is the worst writer ever! Anyone who likes twilight hasn't taken english 101! The movies aren't any better! I hate Twilight and it's fans!

  15. 15

    I read it today, it was not bad. I enjoyed it as I also enjoyed the Twilight Saga. Perez- hate on Meyer all you want, you will never have the $$$$$ or respect she has earned.

  16. 16

    Re: jmelynn – 1. If you actually read the E! article, you would see that is the legit site. 2. If you went to the site you would see where it says you CANNOT download the novella, or print it out.

  17. 17

    You are annoying me Perez. One minute you are all over the Twilight phenomenon and the next your bashing on it. Can you stop being so hypocritical? We all know you would JUMP at the chance to be in one of the Twilight movies or to be in Stephanie Meyer's position.

  18. 18

    So mad i bought it yesterday and now is free. But so far its a really good book !

  19. 19

    I would rather stick rusty nails in my eyes than read or watch twilight, and i love vampires.

  20. 20

    Reading it. Just for you Perez haha. Holy hell, I've never read drivel like this, I thought the Twilight series was bad enough…

  21. 21

    for the first time in weeks i have to say i agree one hundred percent with Perez here. These books are one hundred percent pap smear.

  22. 22

    Re: Sublime33 – Girlfriend, nobody respects Stephenie Meyer. At least not in the literary community, where it matters. Legitimate authors make fun of how horrible she is. But, LOL, thanks for that joke.

  23. MP says – reply to this


    How do you know it's blatant Mormon propaganda if you haven't even read it?? Just like you bash the AZ anti illegal immigration law, but I bet you haven't read that either, right Perez?? You are very ignorant sometimes.

  24. 24

    Shittiest writer EVERRR.

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  27. 27

    Wow, Perez realizes that Stephanie Meyer sucks balls at writing? I like you just a little bit more, Perez… Not too much… but it helps.

  28. 28

    Screw this! Bree had like what, 3 pages IF THAT in Eclipse? FINISH MIDNIGHT SUN already!!!

  29. 29

    the funny thing about you perez hilton is that you think anyone who has opinions or beliefs that arent yours you consider them close minded or racist. When really that makes you close minded. For example Carrie prejean, (now i believe everyone should have the right to get married, but thats besides the point) just because she doesnt believe in gay marriage does she deserve to be bashed constantly? No because those are her beliefs, and now Stephenie Meyer?! Just because shes a Mormon now she cant write a book without it being propagana? why because she didnt have a gay couple in the book? god you're sooo hypicritical

  30. 30

    Re: StopFocus
    "Legitimate authors make fun of how horrible she is." Wow, what respectable authors make fun of her??? key word RESPECTABLE. Like who…?? they (I mean you, or in other words nobody) only can dream of her accomplishments in one life time, not to mention the millions of dollars shes made and continues to make. I suspect you are a jealous, dried up, wanna be. I am in no way a Twihard, but some one who just likes to read, and found her books entertaining. so what, I hope THIS was a good laugh for you.

  31. 31

    I rather poke my eyes out thank you, I did read the twilight saga, but I read between the lines, if you analize it you can almost tell how sad and pathetic her life's been, and she over compensates with bella, it's really sad

  32. 32

    eh… nothing special. didn't think it was necessary at all really.

  33. 33

    since when do you hate the whole Twilight thing???

  34. 34

    I don't really see a point in this book. She's doing ANYTHING but finishing Midnight Sun.

  35. 35

    Perez, unless I wanted to vomit continuously, while scratching out my eyes, and yelling at the top of my lungs between said vomiting episodes, I think I'll skip reading that. Even if it is for free. I read all four Twilight books and its many hours of my life that I will never get back. At least I held back the vomiting, though I did dry gag.

  36. 36

    Loool b4 reading the post I thought you were now supporting illegal downloading. :D

  37. 37

    Re: Sublime33 – actually Stephen King who has sold over 350 million copies of all of his works remarked on her writing skills, and I quote "Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn'

    She uses blatant propaganda to spout her beliefs that staying home and pandering to your husband is acceptable, that women should have no goals in life except to cook, clean and have children. She is communicating to young young girls that it's o.k to become almost suicidal when your 'first love' leaves you and that abusive relationships are the norm. Not to mention that any normal relationship would never survive if it was based on how well you can manipulate your spouse.

    She is in no way respectable for anything!

  38. 38

    I liked it! Her writing has improved so much since Twilight.

  39. 39

    Re: ChuckFuk – hmm well, I'm an english major and I enjoyed it. The head of the english honor society I'm in enjoys it, as do almost all of the members. Does that count? They're poorly written, but enjoyable. Like all of you strictly read classics all the time right?

  40. 40


    i love reading you twits give perez shit when you are obviously addicted to his website.

    PEREZ: maybe you should borrow xtina's tshirt for your readers :D it's all fun and games until you hate on their fantasy lovers :P


  41. 41

    Judging by all the haters, i think it's safe to say that perez is now more famous than some of the people he writes about.

    gotta love the haters, what entertainment :D

  42. 42

    Re: ThePharaoh – well said.

  43. 43

    Oh, so now you're anti-Twilight? You were the biggest TwiHard? Anyway, figures she gives the one where proceeds, oh, I mean, one dollar, goes to chartiy for FREE.

  44. 44

    It was okay. The same as all her writing. Character driven fiction for teens. I just wish she would put out a naked twilight picture book.. Even you would buy that Perez.

  45. 45

    i attempted to read twilight, but i just could not see past the terrible grammar and typos that the book was filled with. i know that sort of thing happens in all books, but it's out of control in the twilight books. stephenie meyer needs to hire a better editor who will actually take the time to correct her grammar and typos. i might have actually somewhat enjoyed the books if i could have gotten past all that. anyways perez, these books were not written to entertain 30 year olds. i know there are some people in your age range that enjoy the books but, the target audience was tweens and teens. so stop ragging on meyer for not writing literary masterpieces. i have to give the woman props for coming up with something that has made her ridiculous amounts of money.

  46. 46

    Oh man people… Some of you are so silly, but I couldn't help but post something myself. Anyone reading this site should be out of the Twilight target group, so there should be no complaints here. Also, if you don't like it, don't read it. Pretty simple, right? I must confess, I thoroughly enjoy both the books and the movies. They are there for our entertainment. So either be entertained, or go do something else. Don't dwell in what makes you unhappy. (And yes, I read the most recent book yesterday afternoon, it's a quick read, and fairly entertaining. Not my favorite of her books, but was a fun read.)

  47. 47

    Re: rmk225 – a pre-schooler could write better than her

  48. 48

    its good . not as good as twilight, and yu can tell Steph was writing in Bella mode …actually all of her writing carries the same tone . anyway, it was decent .

  49. 49

    Loved it. But I love twilight, and I like reading. Also I'm not an idiot like most people who read perezhiltons blog.

  50. 50

    The best thing about this book……..it was short.

    Man, there are a lot of haters on this site. If you don't like what Perez says, then stop reading and go somewhere else. He's free to make his own decisions and although I don't always agree with him, its still his choice to give us his opinions.

    I loved the twilight series, but I hated this book. It went nowhere pretty fast.

  51. 51

    Ah i got fucking punked man.bloody 6 quid waterstones ennit.cheers stephanie meyer thats 2 drinks less in the pub.
    p.s i read it and enjoyed it.its very smart and sad but the contents is like 170 pages.wtf

  52. 52

    Re: Katiehow – get the fuck out if you think people who read his blog are stupid.

  53. 53

    yeah. i agree with some people.

    why is she wasting her time writing about some other character when she isn't even finished with the series?

    and i read the book. i didn't really like it. (especially the beginning) but it was SEMI-interesting at the end when it was the part you already read. but i still think she didn't really have to write it..

  54. 54

    Re: alwaysthelovesongs – her editor probably sucks because he was so bored to death that he didn't want to read all the words and just skipped a few paragraphs.

  55. 55

    It's already out in Canada…