Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Siegfried Axtmann states, "I didn't want an American court disdaining our family business and have a cuckoo's egg laid in our nest."
Yikes! Guess the future in-laws were not fans.
The two were scheduled to tie the knot in May after a whirlwind romance.
Poor thing. What does she have left?
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