Tom Cruise Loves To Eat Da Poo Poo!
And he loves to dance!
Watch the LOLgasmic video (above).

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I like when people make these types of videos ““ funny as fuck!!
For the love of God Perez, leave this man alone.
He embarrassed himself sooo much. How desperate can you be?? Any actor with any dignity would not act this way. Jumping on Oprah's couch was more dignified.
What an immature ASS.
Oh…and the MTV awards last night were MORE ridiculous than the Kid's Choice Awards.
Is he on crack now?
I find it odd that Mario used to always blast Tom Cruise for everything he did and now, Mario is jumping on the bandwagon of liking Tom Cruise.
Take note how Tom lifts his leg up in that dorky way…
it's exactly how Miley does it as well.
dudes got skeelz
Swear To ME get a fukn life. Any person with common sense can see he has a sense of humor…and just bcuz you or any other idiot says he should be embarrassed does'nt really make it so. You sound like a boke azz, jealous HATER who wishes you could ave Tom Cruise's life but you can't so you hate on EVERYTHING he does with a haterscope….lol Get a fukn life dikhead!
how is this "LOLgasmic"? so fucking stupid!
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Scientology kills!
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Remember Lisa McPherson
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OK THIS WAS STUPID!!!!!
MARIO YOU'VE BECOME A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME
NEED I MENTION THE VENGABOYS VIDEO
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo freakin funny. Original and fresh. GREAT GOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care what type of video you put with it - the words are wrong. I really don't see how this is funny and I really don't understand how Perez can let those words be repeated over and over.
what the fuck was that?
It's stupid and not funny,on other hand Les Grossman on MTV Movie Awards show was funny!Just leave his man and his family alone.BTW you suck!
PEREZ, YOU LOOK LIKE RON PERLMAN WHO PLAYED "HELLBOY" AND YOU ARE MEAN. YOU ARE GENIUS AT SETTING THIS WHOLE WEB THING UP AND I GIVE YOU TONS OF CREDIT AND YOU'RE PROB A NICE PERSON BUT YOU SHOULD STEP BACK AND STOP TRYING TO TEAR TOM DOWN. HE IS A HUGE MOVIE STAR AND WHEN HE'S GETTING A LIFE ACHIEVEMENT AWARD YOU WILL BE SO LONG OVER.
Re: Swear to ME! –
SWEARTOME. YOU SAY TOM EMBARRASSED HIMSELF. HOW? DID RICHARD PRYOR EMBARRASH HIMSELF DRESSING LIKE A WOMAN? DID JOHN TRAVOLTA EMBARRASH HIMSELF DOING "BATTLEFIELD EARTH"? DID WILL FARRELL EMBARRASH HIMSELF RUNNING DOWN THE STREET NAKED IN HIS FILMS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE IS PLAYING A CHARACTER AND A VERY FUNNY ONE. HE IS AN ACTOR, THATS WHAT THEY DO ….THEY PORTRAY ALOT OF DIFF KINDS OF CHARACTERS AND HE HAS THE BALLS TO NOT WORRY ABOUT HIS EGO.
so bad, not funny or entertaining at all. just stick to your scientology and don`t try to be cool. failed
this video brings the LULZ!
the GMD is so painfully awful–it's yet another truly cringe-worthy performance.
the Gay Midget Dwarf's cult has issues with letting him enjoy drugs, fisting, and "eating da poo poo", but word in the "male escort world" is that the GMD likes to wrestle nubile , young studs–purely as a way of keeping fit, of course! one always hires escorts for that. LOL
$cientolo-holes and supporters, PLEASE give it up. i hope he DOES make a LG film so the world will watch him go down in flames.
As ChristinaLovesGossip so succinctly said:
"this guy lost his prestige…i can't see him as tom cruise, the famous actor, anymore. i just see a lunatic."
You just can't stay away from it, can you. Someone mentions shit and there you are, sucking it up!
Can't stand ya.
no matter what, tom cruise will always be more liked and respected than perez hilton.
NEXT FUCK FACE!!!!!!!!!
Re: Long Dong Connery – ♥
yay i'm back
ok… this character is starting to annoy me. was funny for a little bit, but i bet they will push this so far down our throats we can't take any more.
i dnt care what anyone else thinks but i have a new found repect for tom cruise..it would take balls to do something like that when it could have been a disaster and people would have though he is lookin for attention…and btw this is my own opinion…
this was annoying and stupid.
WTF was this? This didn't make any sense whatsoever
THIS IS THE BEST THING TOM HAS EVER DONE…..
NOW IF HE CAN START DOING THIS SHIT INSTEAD OF ALL HE OTHER STUPID CRAP HE DOES HE JUST MIGHT GET HIS ASS BACK ON TOP AGAIN…
I thought Cruise was fantastic on the MTV awards and I hear he stole the show…awesome!!
Tommy boy is desperate,the old scow of a wife ain,t bringing in no cash,hes lost his appeal with move audiences cause of his wacked out cult views,so hes trying to cool with the younger set,don,t buy it kiddies,hes desperate
Why can't this desperate, cult shilling, arrogant little cock just fuck off for good.
Wouldn't his time be better spent wrestling around again with Big Red the male escort
I thought he was amusing with Rob Pattinson but after that desperation set in and it was too much and not funny.
no i thought it was hilarious, a different side of Tom I liked.
people need to stop being so harsh it was hilarious!
Re: LittleMouse – couldn't agree with you more!
This was a fun performance but was ruined by adding vocals of a mad man.
Instantly fell in love with character in Tropic Thunder.. surprised that Tom Cruise could make me laugh…. he out shined JLO in this hilarious performance !!!
EAT DA POO POO!
that's never going to get old
aw man. i thought it was gonna be funny.
I would not think of Tom Cruise and the word Fisting in any way. I can't believe he associated himself with this as it might give rise to those gay rumors again.
i think he secretly takes it in the poo poo!
that..wasn't really funny..