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Lindsay Working On An Excuse!

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That's all she does!

Lindsay Lohan is "working to get proof" that she is clean after her SCRAM bracelet went off after the MTV Movie Awards — even though there was alcohol found in her system.

What could she possibly come up with now?! We can't even imagine what kind of excuse is going to fly out of her mouth next!

Maybe some jail time will do her good and finally set La Loca straight!

What do U think?

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69 comments to “Lindsay Working On An Excuse!”

  1. 1

    i wonder if it goes off if someone spills a drink on it?

  2. 2

    I think you mean flying out of her ass, Perez, b/c she's so full of shit.

  3. Sking says – reply to this



  4. 7tizz says – reply to this


    It is possible a coke (soda) was spiked and because she's probably immune to the taste of alcohol, couldn't tell there was booze in it. I'm not even kidding - ask any alcoholic.

  5. 5


  6. 6

    bet she'll say it was mouth wash or some shizzz like that! dumb da da dumb dumb

  7. 7

    Give her some good advice, cocoballs!! You can straighten her out!! You're perfect AND you know everything, too!!

  8. 8

    How exactly can you "work to get proof"??? The only proof that could possibly have been had was if she had gotten a blood test immediately after it went off showing a '0' alcohol content. There is no other kind of proof. Just send her to jail already, this is just getting embarrassing for the judicial system that she can violate every possible court order and still remain free.

  9. 9

    i just want to knock her fucking head on the wall

  10. 10

    What is your issue with this girl and what business is of yours to worry about what she does or not? You seem to have a morbid interest in seeing her dead. Why don't you just go and give her the tools to do it? Perhaps then you can shut your trap and concentrate in doing REAL journalism, instead of provoking ppl with useless finger pointing. Go find something better to do like mooshing ugly outfits from weird designers that have as little taste as you. Or better yet, go crawl back up in CaCa's ass and lick her balls in the process.

  11. 11

    What a waste of oxygen

  12. 12

    Lol Perez I love you. Your commentary on Lindsay is so entertaining. She definitely needs to get a wake up call, maybe jail is the only place that will do that for her since she seems to be surrounded by enablers.

  13. 13

    Come on now. There may have been a legitimate reason. Maybe someone spilled vodka in her bloodstream?

  14. YUCK says – reply to this


    I would love to see lily allen, lindsay lohan, jlo, potato head, kirsty alley, demi whore, and all the other women you talk junk about and to…I would love to see them beat the shit out of you.

  15. 15

    For some people negative attention is better than no attention and in her case that is all she is getting. I can't see how any credible producer would want to work with her. More importantly what happens when at her hearing in July they find that she violated her probation terms and bail is revoked. She is so foolish, she is using "JUNKIE LOGIC", please get help Lindsay, your life really depends on it….shameful, just shameful!

  16. 16

    why does anyone care about her? she needs to just go ahead & OD so we can all get on with our lives.

  17. YUCK says – reply to this


    Re: bryanlizza – bravo, but a real journalist he will never be. anyone can talk garbage, the only thing he knows how to do. when society shifts and changes interests again, he will be one broke and lonely little internet cockroach.

  18. 18

    I am so tired of hearing about her. Honestly, she hasn't made a movie in years, why is she still relevant? I wish she would go out of the spotlight not only so I don't have to read about her messed up life, but also I feel that would be the only way she will ever get help. Why stop living her life this way when she gets rewarded for it by having tons of publicity? Even if it's bad publicity.

  19. YUCK says – reply to this


    perez used to be a meth head thats why he is so nasty. if you dont believe me research it. there is video of him on line all coked out too.

  20. 20

    Re: jsqtsa

    love to see that!

  21. 21

    She got an alcohol rub down after a celebrity boxing match and it entered her system through her skin.

  22. 22

    Re: Unbelievable!
    you said it!

  23. 23

    She'll say it was a conspiracy, she was set up, it was someone else, blah blah blah. Other people who have been in her position fess up, clean up and gain respect. She could learn from them instead of wasting her time (and entertaining the hell out of the masses) with her lies and bs.

  24. 24

    She was playing hide and seek with some disadvantaged handicapped kids and she hid in an old whisky barrell and her skin absorbed some of the alcohol from the barrell.

  25. 25

    She can say" someone kiss me in the mouth, and that person is been drinking the whole night"

    or "Someone spilled alcohol on my foot" or Someone gave me coke and they didn't realize it has alcohol in it"

  26. 26

    The old "hand sanitizer" defense. Most contain alcohol. In denial Dina will back her up by saying everything is "terrific" with Lindsay and that this is all somehow the paparazzi's fault.

  27. 27

    The excuses can't get any worse after she said her friend put a light up bracelet in her boot. LOL

  28. 28

    She accidently dropped her purse in a fountain and jumped in to retrieve it. She didn't know it was a vodka fountain. and she skin absorbed it that way.

  29. 29

    The water slide at Busch Gardens doesn't use water, but real Busch beer and her skin absorbed it that way.

  30. 30

    Re: desireil – no

  31. 31

    Listerine… Go with the obvious. She had major dry mouth and all that her friend had in her purse was Listerine.

  32. 32

    Re: ItsMeDee – IT WAS A CONSPIRACY!!!!! You see, someone FORCED HER to go to the CRAPPY MTV movie awards and of course, if you are FORCED to go to them, YOU MUST go to EVERY AFTER PARTY, IT'S THE LAW IN L.A., Look it up, lindsay will tell you it is in some book or something she heard one night. THEN, when she had her back turned, right in front of her FACE, SOMEONE either shoved a tube DOWN her throat and put a funnel in it and poured grey goose down it OR SOMEONE or SOMEONES took lindsay, forcably and dunked her whole body in champagne, getting her SCRAM wet, but she did not take a sip. Now, she is not sure, because she was too sh*tfaced to remember exactly what happened. BUT, she is investigating it, and will be at every club seeking out individuals who might or might not have been there and might or might not have forced her to drink. She wants everyone to know, that she needs funds to carry out this investigation, because there is a slight, no, moderate, no, okay, 100% chance that damn SCRAM is going to go off every night during the investigation, BUT only in the name of science. NOT BECAUSE SHE IS DRINKING. She would like everyone to sign a petition to get her off that STUPID drug testing though. PLEASE, ONE VICE AT A TIME.

  33. 33

    Re: YUCK – You are right about that, he is no journalist, just a big fat pink hippo blogger prancing around in pink tutus, showing the world what a dick he is…

  34. 34

    I have a feeling that judge is going to crack the whip on this idiot. And I can't wait! Cokehead, joy-riding, spotlight seeking, alcoholic slut - she is just throwing away everything so she can be high. Sad. And I would be empathic but the lies and the narcissism leave me so utterly disgusted.

  35. 35

    Seriously!! How many breaks does this bitch get?!? Fuck the people handling her case for letting her get off so many times and so easily, this could've been taken care of a loooong time ago and done with!! Bitch and everyone around her needs to face reality!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO STUPID SHIT, get caught, AND THEN CONTINUE TO DO STUPID SHIT! How Paris Hilton had a jail sentence for a little dui when this bitch stole a car, was coked up, and took people hostage and still has avoided jail is beyond me. Our system is fucked up.

  36. 36

    This is so incredibly pathetic. The thing is, I look at her pictures and she is an absolutely stunning beauty. Why all of this bullshit? The public loves a come-back. That was proven with Brittany. We're all waiting.

  37. 37

    She is boring me already.. everyday same ole with this stupid chick. she needs to go away.. bye……

  38. 38

    Let me guess.. she didn't realize someone put vodka in her water bottle.. LOL.. yawn.. go away Lindsay..

  39. 39

    She is such a famewhore. Any attention is positive attention to her. Playing Linda Lovelace will not be a stretch for her at all.

  40. 40

    Come, Come to me my dear. Live large. It nice & warm and I have all of the sweet nectar you can drink. ahahaha

  41. 41

    Her mother has raised her to be this liar. Just deny deny deny. Notice how the mother isn't coming out saying anything about the father anymore ever since he said he'd recorded their phone calls? Because everything that she says is a lie. Just like Lindsay. This girl needs to just take responsibility and shut the hell up.

  42. 42

    Send her entitled ass to jail I am so sick of hearing about it

  43. 43


  44. 44

    She is not going to change unless she wants to change. She needs too me cause little girls do not have enough role models and life and I sure as hell don't want her as my little girls role model.

  45. 45

    damn GIVE HER A BREAK!

  46. @v@ says – reply to this


    Scram bracelet interpreters can tell if alcohol exposure is accidental, or ingested; a person who consumes alcohol will peak and then levels will dissipate slowly as the alcohol's effects dwindle. An accidental exposure would give a different computer graph print out.

  47. 47

    Her father is clearly behind this; He spiked her drink from miles away.
    She needs time to track down the magician who taught him.

  48. 48

    Re: Bojijajiface

    Maybe it's the bloat from booze?

  49. 49

    Lindsay's lawyer can't possibly know that a "small" amount of alcohol was detected because there is no correlation between a SCRAM reading and the amount of alcohol in the wearer's bloodstream. It only detects IF there is alcohol, not how much. However, justtfax is wrong. Alcohol spilled on the bracelet can set it off, products containing alcohol (lotion, perfume, etc) on the skin can set it off. In my opinion, if people are lucky enough to get the SCRAM option instead of jail they should also have to stay away from places where alcohol is served, refrain from using products containing alcohol on their skin, etc and if they don't and the device gives a positive alcohol reading they should have to suffer the consequences.

  50. 50

    Re: theNumberOfTheBeast – your an idiot.. what does your post even mean..

  51. 51

    if there was alcohol in her system,
    she should be thrown in jail.
    and how can you get proof for NOT drinking??
    like someone slipped her a fucking shot of vodka??

    Re: Unbelievable! – agreed!!

  52. 52

    Honestly, it could be the kombucha she was with photographed lately.
    They contain alcohol bc of the process of fermentation.
    If you drink one really fast, which I have, you will get a buzz.
    And let me say, I use to drink like a fish out of water and now since I havent been drinking in years I absolutely concure it gets yer buzz on.
    Without a shadow of a doubt if she drank it…the SCRAM would indeed go off.

  53. 53

    Re: bryanlizza – Real journalism? LMFAO Honey if your looking for real journalism then you are in the wrong place! Go try the New York Times or CNN!

  54. 54

    prob said she swallowed mouth wash by accident or something

  55. 55

    For all the effort this chick puts in to making excuses and denials she could put all that effort into getting clean and trying to get her life and career back! What a waste of space and life!

  56. 56

    Let's see, so far she has: Hijacked a car with foo foo dust and 3 prisoners in it, gotten a DUI (wouldn't be surprised if it was more than one, skipped out on AA meetings, skipped court, violated probation, along with too much other shit to name. So basically, she's never gonna get thrown in jail. Just because this slimeball is a celebrity she's getting special treatment. A regular person would have been thrown into the slammer to ROT a long time ago. Hell, even Paris Hilton went to jail!!! I couldn't care less about this bitch, i just can't believe how corrupt the justice system is- she broke the law like 500 times! lock her ass up already!!! I can't wait for the day when i turn on the TV and Ryan Seacrest tells me she was found dead in a gutter all covered in cum, crack, glitter and jack daniels!

  57. 57

    She'll probably blame it on aerosol hair spray. Its about the only thing that flies. Sometimes. Theyre pretty accurate - they stink re. quantity, but not the presence of alcohol.

  58. 58

    Seriously where is the mother in all of this? She needs to get involved and knock some sense into her! I do like lindsay and she is a talented actress, but if my daughter was going out on the deep end Id jump in after her!!!

  59. 59

    Maybe she was washing the coke/meth residue she had snorted off her SCRAM bracelet with vodka ?

  60. 60


  61. 61

    Re: tallguy10 – I agree. It's not likely that anything but drinking alcohol caused her positive reading. And information on what could cause false positives is readily available. If you don't want a positive reading you should avoid those things. If she was somewhere that alcohol could be spilled on her, used products on her hair or skin that contain alcohol, etc then she's too stupid to have the SCRAM option work for her and just needs to be jailed.

  62. 62

    You do realize that with those bracelets, if someone who has been drinking rubs bare skin against it, it will go off? I'm not a supporter of Lindsay by any means, but this could actually be true.

  63. 63

    Don't drink mouth wash Lindsay! You'll lose control of your bowls and bladder if you do that extensively! I've dealt with one too many hobos at work who did that. Lost too many chairs.

  64. 64

    I wish I had Lindsays "gifts" of self-dellusion, I would have no fear. I would never fear death because if someone told her she die someday she would say "no im not, Im different, I will live forever"

  65. 65

    No doubt she will claim that someone spiked her drink or else simply didn't realise that there was vodka in her vodka&coke!

    I'm tired of this whore's excuses…. I thought it couldn't get any worse after the flashing bracelet excuse but let again LiLo has surpassed herself!

    Off to jail she goes please.

  66. 66

    This is overblown. SCRAM detected a small amount of alcohol. Big deal. Let's see what happens from here. In the big picture she's passed her drug tests, much more important IMO, and is going to mandated classes. If the SCRAM doesn't go off again, and if by July 6, all we have is a small amount of alcohol one day was present that could have been a false positive, then this truly is no big deal. If Lindsay appeared drunk or people said she was drinking at the party or award show, I could see all of this condemnation. But, they said she did not drink. She is by no means the only one that did not drink and had their SCRAMs report alcohol presence. Google it.

  67. 67

    Re: Bobodo – A positive SCRAM reading does not tell how much alcohol is the wearer's bloodstream. There's no way to know if it detected a small amount or a large amount. Differences in people's skin, amount they sweat, etc make it impossible to draw any conclusions about how much alcohol is involved when a SCRAM bracelet gives a positive reading.

  68. 68

    Someone shoved in down her throat!!
    True story……

  69. 69

    This girl does need help but if you screw up as many times as she does people are going to get fed up and TALK or JOKE about it. She is a joke. And for all these Perez hater comments (and there are sooooo many) on here……IF you don't like him why the F$*K are you on here? GET A LIFE. He is a celebrity GOSSIP columnist. Thanks Perez!!