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Now Hiring! Lindsanity's Personal Assistant Quits!

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Oh no! What is poor Lindsanity going to do now that she doesn't have anyone to carry her drunk ass out of clubs at 4am, clean up all of the vomit, and tuck her into bed??

Sources are claiming that La Loca's personal assistant, Eleonore, is finally over her employer's wacked out shenanigans and has quit!

According to the insiders, Eleonore would be forced to stay with the train wreck for days on end, and would get blamed when shiz was going wrong in her life! The poor woman was "exhausted" and "had enough of Lindsay's demands."

We're shocked! How could that dainty little lady possibly be so erratic and demanding?? Lies!

LOLz!

What do U think?? Is anyone in the El Lay area unemployed and desperate enough to take THAT position??

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36 comments to “Now Hiring! Lindsanity's Personal Assistant Quits!”



  1. 1

    TacoFarts.com prepare to laugh!!! Film your reaction when watching this… u will not regret it!!!



  2. 2

    oh no! Who's she going to blame the drugs on now?



  3. 3

    I doubt anyone is stupid enough to take that job. Maybe some do-gooder with an ego problem might want to take it on, but they won't last long.



  4. 4

    I would take the position just so I could see what a day in the life of a crackhead, scitzo is like…then tell her the honest truth of how messed up she is and quit on her like the other one did. I wouldn't have lasted for more than a day…she is the most useless person that has ever walked the planet.



  5. 5

    You got to be fucked up to work as assistant for any celeb. Many of them are probably underpaid while working 10 to 15 hours daily. If people accept these working conditions they must be fucked up, even if the celeb is their favorite artist or actor.



  6. 6

    I would do the JOB, hire me! haha, JK! I know why you posted this Perez! your information about her JOB as Love Lace was wrong like always, so your trying to throw that off by posting something as simple as a Assistant? you are desperate for good information… Why the hell are you dress like a freaking Hot dog with a tacky blue wig at the logo awards? you give me as a GAY man a bad name! Your are so trailer trash with a blog site, but it's nice to come on here and see what BS your posting even though 25% of your information is usually wrong.



  7. 7

    ill do it! lindsay hit me up!



  8. 8

    Hmm Jennifer Love Hewitt is definitely jobless these days…



  9. 9

    I would.



  10. 10

    Unfortunately, there is ALWAYS someone in the El Lay area that is MORE unemployed and desperate than the last one to take THAT position.



  11. 11

    I would do it!
    for money of course. :)



  12. 12

    …And do you EVEN put on your resume that you worked for this TRAINWRECK ? !



  13. 13

    How ’bout Ali ? She is just han'g'n out all day ….



  14. 14

    may be the assistant got tired of eating carpet?
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  15. 15

    Perhaps the poor woman hadn't been paid. I bet she isn't even allowed to talk about it.



  16. 16

    If you have that on your resumé I think you can get just about any job you want afterwards, seeing as it is probably the most demanding job in the world…



  17. 17

    Is that the same "Elinore" that was working at Brent Bolthouse's office with Heidi on The Hills?



  18. 18

    I wonder why she left … hmmm. probably couldn't take all the bullshit that Lindsay is doing to herself. Who will be the next stupid so called assistant ?



  19. 19

    There is a line to take these types of jobs and you know it Mario. People will do anything to get near a celebrity. JUST LIKE YOU, MARIO. People take these jobs, despite pay being below minimum wage because they get to party with celebrities, get into places they would never get into by themselves, going to places they have never been to and again, MEET CELEBRITIES. Not to mention, grabbing some of that swag if possible. In return, they get below minimum wage, sign agreements to never write about said celebrity unless they want to get sued for millions, work ungodly hours, get treated worse then an abandoned dog. BUT, not all celebrities treat their assistants like that. Some remember where they came from and where taught well. Others are self indulgent idiots who think their sh*t don't stink and hopefully will get the same treatment themselves one day.



  20. 20

    you can get some books on this subject by former assistants and read how some 'celebrities' dump their assistants in foreign countries without money and tickets to get home. or expect them to do the scoring for their drugs and the fools do, risking jail time so their celebrity does not get caught buying meth/coke and/or being in a seedy part of town. and don't forget about the assistant of Lindsay's that wore her pants and she and her boyfriend 'stuffed it' with drugs. Because Lindsay would of course give her clothes away and never use drugs. NO NO NO



  21. 21

    Wonder if she paid them in weed ???



  22. 22

    Oh my goodness, look at that double chin! Isn't she a little young to be sporting two chins???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????



  23. 23

    how the fuk does she still have all this money for all this shyt.. bitch hasn't done much w herself and people still want to pay her to visit places like she's some mega star… crazy can't wait to see what the assistant has to say about Lindsay..



  24. 24

    i will defff be here personal assitant all you haters neeed to hoppp offff of herrrr shittt allreadyyy come on



  25. 25

    I am avaliable for A MILLION DOLLARS and healthcare in case that bitch beats me up after I smack her!!!



  26. 26

    I'd do it. Hell, I need money and she needs someone to tell her what's wrong with her life. It's a win-win situation.



  27. 27

    HELL NO! Babysitting a broke ass twenty-three years old coke fiend who pays her employees in leggings and overpriced bottles of cheap spray tan sounds like torture to me!



  28. 28

    I would do it.. but only if lindsay is clean of drugs and alcohol. It would be to stressful to watch spiral downward.



  29. 29

    whats lindsay's number, i would take the job



  30. 30

    We could do lines together…where do I apply?



  31. 31

    whats lindsanity's number, ill be her personal assistannnnt
    love ya lindssssay



  32. 32

    i'll come all the way from Oz to be her assistant. I'll put her ass into shape!



  33. 33

    Why exactly did she need an assistant? WTF has she been doing that needs assistance?



  34. 34

    All we want is to see her happy and healthy..



  35. 35

    Uhm.. I Think I would so be her assistant.. eh shes pretty hot



  36. 36

    I WOULD sure why not…i bet she isnt half as bad as everyone is making her out to be