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One The Worst Things We've Ever Seen!

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Our ears are offended. Our eyes are offended. The best part of this performance was when the credits started to roll, sending out a beacon of hope that this shiz was almost over!

Check out the Countess Luann De Lesseps perform Money Can't Buy You Class from KTLA yesterday! (above)

Major LOLZ to the poor interns who were asked to "rock out" to the performance. If only they had a rock out to throw at her.

That's how bad this shiz is!!!

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154 comments to “One The Worst Things We've Ever Seen!”

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  1. 1

    I'm beginning to see why the world laughs at American women.

  2. 2

    This is horrific, who is she??

  3. 3

    Wow. I didn't last more than 15 seconds. That IS terrible.

  4. 4

    is this shit for real?

  5. 5

    THAT…IS….FUCKING…. HILARIOUS. She is singing with the complete track. Drunk Karaoke sounds better. too funny.

  6. 6


  7. 7

    She's just talkingg!!!!
    She's not even singing. and when she is "singing" she is ridiculously out of tune!!
    Wowwww..i wouldnt call this a performance

  8. 8

    Right on Perez, my ears are crying out in pain. What the heck is this world coming to when this is allowed on TV and over the airwaives.

  9. 9

    Why why why why???? I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

  10. 10

    thats so bad. like watching your mom do karaoke. and she really thinks she chanelling like mariah carey or something. yikes. and by the way money can buy you class dipshit.

  11. JoeyW says – reply to this


    I've seen far worse performances.

  12. 12

    That woman is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!! Does she really believe she is any good?!

  13. 13

    That is HORRIBLE!!!! She sounds like a man. Someone needs to take the mic from her NOW!!!

  14. 14

    She should take a page from her Miss Manners' book and stuff down that tone deaf throat of hers.

  15. 15

    my ears are bleeding

  16. 16

    But apparently money can buy you a recording deal…. Wow what kind of horrible karaoke shiz was that???? She should not be allowed to "sing" for the public ever ever again!!!! Ultimate fail LOLZ!!!!!

  17. 17

    Its Unwatchable, she's trying to be "Material Girl circa 1985" but she's really just embarrassing herself. I can't believe how clueless she is on how bad this song is. The lyrics are so silly, who thinks like that?
    She's delusional to live in a world where men are scurrying around to open the door for her.

    Get over yourself Countess

  18. 18

    and why WHY in God's name WHYYYY, is this kind of drivvle on our air waves when they should be talking about talented stars like rapper JEW FRIZZLE and his partner in crime T-SACK… I mean holy dirt balls come on now… WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS??

  19. 19

    wth is her voice so low? i sing better than her!

  20. 20

    my ears were crying.

  21. 21

    That was horrifying!

  22. 22

    Bitch looks like Terri Snatcher, sounds like Kathleen Turner…

  23. 23

    wtf is this? hahaa

  24. 24

    HAHA! Its too funny

  25. 25

    Wow. These are the times when I would rather someone lip synch to the music. Haha although at least she pretty much sealed the door shut on any music career that she had hopes for and will save us from ever hearing her again.

  26. 26


  27. 27

    How did this woman get on television? Is she in on the joke, or does she really think she can sing? Seems like an outtake from the early auditions on American Idol. Not an ounce of talent to be found. And she's not even pretty.

  28. 28

    If I was a struggling unsigned artist with talent… I might just have put my foot through the tv screen

  29. 29

    I vomited in my mouth.

  30. 30

    No body is that horrible….are they? Is this a joke? What an awful voice.

    If puke could sing, this is what it would sound like!!!

  31. 31

    wow you are actually right for once perez. that was horrible

  32. koe says – reply to this


    Who is this woman?

  33. 33

    OMG… At least she tried… But still, very very bad…

  34. 34


  35. 35

    Heeeheee my fav part was the interns!!! AWKWARD!!! This kid is wayyyy better add&listen to JEAN-LUC KING BROWN MYSPACE

  36. 36

    who is this and what the hell was that monstrosity?

  37. 37

    hit single? LOL

  38. 38

    i guess that's why they cut it short

  39. 39

    OMG!!! Money can't buy you talent

  40. 40

    can't buy you talent either….

  41. 41

    Money can't buy this girl a tune. LOL! Oh, Luann. You really need a better career manager.

  42. 42

    OMG my poor dog is howling !

  43. 43

    HOLY SHITEIOUS! money CAN buy you the surgery to shave down those manly vocal cords - can I file charges for ear rape?

  44. 44

    AHAHAHA! What the fuck is this shiz? "Hit single"?!

  45. 45

    Lord have mercy, that is frigging terrible - she's a quarter note off key the entire time… Those poor little interns look humiliated.

  46. 46

    i dont understand the concept of this.. i see DISGUSTING clothes in the store and im like WHY would they agree to sell this line of clothing here and i CANT believe these people got paid to make THAT! then you got SCARY singers that sit there and have producers make them a "song" to sing and NO ONE tells these people they cant sing?!?! why would you want to embarrass yourself by putting your name on something like that?? do you think you will get a real job after that?? NO! ugh.. money cant buy you class but it sure as hell can buy you some asshole who will make a song for you and an agent to find you places to sing it! girl i put that song on blast to listen and i SWEAR my own freakin cat ran away LOL

  47. 47

    In what universe is that a hit?????? My ears are still bleeding!!!!! And wasn't she the "peasant" that married the Count? Obviously money can buy you love, I don't know about class. Any person of nobility (except Princess Stephany) wouldn't be cought dead doing a recording contract if they don't have talent!!!!

  48. 48

    Sounds like a feral cat on PCP …

  49. Cel!a says – reply to this


    my ears are bleeding.

  50. 50

    actually Countess dear, money can't buy YOU talent!

  51. 51

    I actually like it. I think it's cool that she's the countess and she talks to the beat. She can't sing too well on the chorus, and they gave her a ridiculously tough melody to sing (at the end of the chorus), but all in all, I think she's doing something somewhat cool. And the video… Well it's not bad.

  52. 52

    LMAO at those girls dancing. You weren't kidding, this is bad.

  53. 53

    Wow, sounds like a tranny singer!! You should promote her Perez, she is like the rest of the lames you keep shoving in our sore asses, lol… By the way, she just dethroned you, now we have a new Queen of the Lames…lol…

  54. 54

    LOL! Horrible!

  55. 55

    Money can't buy you class but it can buy you a piece of ass!

  56. 56

    Freaking Hilarious! Interns are even laughing.

  57. 57

    can we not post youtube videos? anyways, if you want to see a hilarious video making fun of the housewives type real housewives nyc reunion in the youtube search engine and click on one of the cartoon videos HILARIOUS if you like making fun of the real housewives

  58. 58

    WHO THA HEEle her makw a song wtf is going on talent , real talent is solost i have one question WHY

  59. 59

    Shes not a countess anymore! and shes barely a reality star

  60. 60

    Wow, she sounds like a man.

  61. 61

    Instead of using NIN or other metal artists to torture prisoners, I think this would be a lovely substitute. 1 minute of listening is punishment enough!

  62. exBFF says – reply to this


    sweetie, you're just pissed because as bad as it is, it's SO much better than any of the "acts" you've been "promoting."

  63. 63

    Who the hell is this bitch and why is she "singing"? Ur right that was the biggest piece of crap i have ever heard. It sounds like bad karaoke.

  64. 64

    I love love love the countess!!! Perez you torta what do you know about what's hot, you like that tramp of snooki that goes to show you're taste…xoxo….Lizzy75

  65. 65

    I think I may need counseling after this…..

  66. 66

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..apparently money can't buy this bitch any talent either!

  67. 67

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG that is aweful.

  68. 68


  69. 69

    Being that she was such a stickler during the show for acuracy with her name, she has a HUGE amount of nerve still flogging herself as "countess" De anything, being that he (the "Count") divorced her. She is right though, money does not buy class and she gives a perfect example of how that is so.

  70. 70

    And I thought "Tardy for the party" was crap this was worse than five dollar pitcher night at the kareoke bar!These bitches are soooo crazy that they could have a naked lesbo cat fight and I still would have a hard time likeing them!

  71. 71

    On a positive note.. She sounds a hell of a lot better than Kim Zoliac live.. I love Kim and Luann but why are people lying to them.. They need true friends to tell them how bad they are; Live at least. The final tracks are actually catchy. Not going to lie I have both on my itunes :)

  72. 72

    Horribly painful.

  73. 73

    Doesn't she hears herself? I find it hard to believe she doesn't realize how bad she is. So delusional.

  74. 74

    Hate to say it, although she sings totally flat, I really like her, and the message of her song is awesome. She really is a classy lady. I am rarely someone who has anything nice to say about bull shit famewhores…but I totally love Luann and her message…Rock on baby..but spend some of your $$$ on voice lessons so u can be the best u can be..

  75. 75

    hahahaha I enjoyed it so much I had to watch it again! It was good for some laughs at least! But no she sounds like she is drunk as hell and got up to sing some karaoke. what a sin.

  76. 76

    Sounds like a drag Queen

  77. 77

    ROTFL…those poor interns! Watching them trying so hard to pretend to enjoy what they're hearing is the best part of this video…

  78. 78

    I guess money can't buy you talent either !!!!!

  79. 79

    I guess money can't buy you talent either !!!

  80. 80

    When I listened, I thought it was a new song by Travis Garland.

  81. 81

    This shows you why the real stars get the big bucks. Not every housewife who thinks she can sing can pull it off. This poor middle aged woman has a great body, skin tone but can't MOVE - has no VOICE - and most importantly - no charisma. Painful to watch her come this far with her dream - only because of the money she spent to get there.

  82. 82

    LMAO I think that was some sort of joke, it was awkward and even the people on the studio were mocking her.

  83. 83

    Wow! I guess money can't buy you class…OR a good singing voice. Is her ego so huge that she can't see how weak her voice is?

  84. 84


  85. 85

    well… that was delightful..

  86. 86

    OMG! This is so bad! Who's the tw_t?

  87. 87

    OMG - I couldn't even watch it until the credits rolled. That's frightening. Please don't show that kind of crap anymore. What is wrong with TV programming???? They couldn't find anything news worthy that day?

  88. 88

    LOL Oh dear god. Perez, you weren't kidding. Poor interns.

  89. 89

    This has to be a joke!

  90. 90

    OK she is awful, but I have to give her some….. (Still thinking of the correct word) for getting up there and doing it. She looks great, just sounds alittle to over confident. An intervention is needed.

  91. 91

    Wow, I would like to recommend a very good place for you,There are so many fashion items you need and all the big brand you love on

  92. 92

    and this is…???? wowww… is all i have to say to this… and listened to "money can't buy you class"..was enough for me..

  93. 93

    Ah…what the heck???? =O
    LMAO. At least she is on key. D: D: D: D: D:

  94. 94

    if you must, stick to writing your pretentious books and stop with the "singing"! i saw the episode when she was with the producer. either he's on heavy drugs, she's paying him a staggering amount or he's deaf. i would be ashamed to have people see what shit i helped create.

  95. 95

    Dear God!!!! Her completely false sense of talent is classless. :(

  96. 96

    HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL! this was soooooooooo bad. wow. money obviously can't buy her class.

  97. 97

    wow…that's uh…yeah

  98. 98

    oh my gawd. That poor delusional lady — what are people thinking encouraging her?

  99. 99

    This song might actually be worse than Kim's "Don't be tardy for the party".
    For some reason, the countess comes across as very tranny-ish to me. This song is horrific!!!

  100. 100

    Ears bleeding…money can't buy her any talent.

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