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Orange Oprah Is Caught Lying!

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The enabler has been caught in a lie!

Dina Lohan blamed a spilled drink for setting off her daughter Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM bracelet, but turns out that's impossible!

A spokesperson for SCRAM explains:

“The bracelet could get an alert for alcohol spilling on the bracelet. However, SCRAM can easily tell the difference between exposure to alcohol around the bracelet and actual consumed alcohol that metabolizes through the skin.

“A spill or something else in the environment with alcohol (hairspray, lotions) would create a rapid spike much faster than the body would ever consume alcohol and would evaporate and burn off much faster than the body can metabolize alcohol.”

“Our confirmation process includes an evaluation that ensures there is no chance that an alcohol alert is anything but consumed alcohol. We’ve tested hundreds of products over the years to ensure that nothing can mimic the results of consumed alcohol—including this scenario.

Let's see what kind of "proof" the LOLhans come up with now — you know they'll never stop trying to beat the system!

Stoopid!

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47 comments to “Orange Oprah Is Caught Lying!”



  1. 1

    What is she going to say when they find Lindsay dead?



  2. 2

    Duh,a million people on here have already said that…Perez you dumbass



  3. 3

    These people are really terrible at life man.



  4. 4

    I think the drink accidentally spilled into her mouth. But how many posts are we now going to get about this issue Perez. It's starting to be like flogging a dead horse.



  5. 5

    She will say ANYTHING to save her meal ticket …..



  6. 6

    Oh, and BTW, WHAT an ugly chick !



  7. 7

    Denial Denial Denial….not accountable for their actions…always someone elses fault. People like this do not change. Lindsey is a product of this kind of upbringing. Isnt her 15 minutes of fame up yet? Soon she will be old news like Paris Hilton…cant wait for that to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  8. 8

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  9. 9

    Ohhhh SNAP! LOL! The next story will be that she took a sip from her friends cup thinking that it was just Sprite and it wasn't until after she drank it that she realized it was Vodka and Sprite.



  10. 10

    we all know she's stupid.



  11. 11

    DINA LOHAN IS SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT. She is seriously worse than her famewhore ex husband.



  12. 12

    Poor Dina. She will be so upset when the defense lawyer actually agrees on this one. Of course now Lindsay will probably claim it was her tea or some other baloney crap that she though she order a virgin drink.



  13. 13

    dina, stop doing drugs - you've lost what little mind you had



  14. 14

    Just like I said in the other comments section. I am wearing this stupid device right now and know all about it!! She just believes she's above the law. She won't go to jail but it will cost her.



  15. 15

    Re: SHANDAM – "She's sleeping. She's been totally exhausted lately from all the work, work, work work work she's been doing. She's FINE! Just sleeping."



  16. 16

    It will not surprise me one bit the day it is reported that Lohan. A good, long stretch in jail got Robert Downey, Jr. back on track - I hope the judge overseeing this train wreck imposes the same.



  17. 17

    I don't know why this woman does not know the phrase 'NO COMMENT'. I don't know why this woman ever became a name…she spent so much of her daughter's money hiring bodyguards for HERSELF!!!! So she could go out to drink for hours. I used to be related to one of them. He would have to stand there, next to her table, sometimes for EIGHT HOURS, at a NYC club while OO got sh*tfaced, fending off all one or two of wild and crazy fans. What a waste of her daugher's money. Probably made Lindsay feel guilty, because of YOU, everyone knows who I AM NOW and NOW I AM MOBBED. I NEED PROTECTION. While it was a way to get into clubs, better seats, free swag, etc. Other actresses mothers don't do this. Why Lindsay does not look around and say 'Dakota Fanning, Emma Watson, (fill in other sane actresses) don't go out drinking with Mom. Their Mom did not become 'famous' because of them. When bad things are said about the twilight stars or gossip girls, their moms don't grab a pap to call everyone a liar and defend them. Why is my mom SO DIFFERENT, SO INTO EVERYTHING THING I DO, EVERY BREATH I TAKE. WHY DOESN'T MY MOTHER HAVE HER OWN LIFE, OWN JOB???????



  18. 18

    She drank, she got caught, she knew she would. Next time she gets caught (and she will) she`s going to prison (for a couple of hours) and then back to drinking and drugging… she obviously doesn`t give a damn… she`s doomed.



  19. 19

    dina lohan's bad mmmkay



  20. 20

    Like the saying goes - you can't fool all the people all the time - she sure is stupid!



  21. 21

    I just knew that they would try to say that!
    Fucking idiots! DUMBASS FAMILY!



  22. 22

    Take some responsibility for your actions you fucking chavs!



  23. 23

    I'd like to know what excuse she comes up with when her yongest od's or when Lindsay dies from a overdose. Girl needs serious help… what ahorrible mother.



  24. 24

    HA! so to all you morons out there defending her with nonsensical claims that SCRAM bracelets "can't be that accurate"…newsflash: the court system wouldn't be using them if they didn't work! Not that it matters, she's not going to jail- she'll just whine and cry and shell out another few thousand bucks and get another chance. No justice.



  25. 25

    HAHAHAHAHA LOHANS = EPIC FAILLLL!!!



  26. 26

    Re: SHANDAM – lol when they find her dead? "she's fine, she's fine, just sleeping- she spent all week working on 7 new films" *brushes flies off lindsay's corpse*



  27. 27

    everybody is so quick to blame the father including this bitch. no wonder the girl lies, refuses to accept her shortcomings and blames everyone else. the mother is a real example for the daughter to follow. conspiring to lie with and lying for her daughter and denying every truth out there. what a sad and obvious state of wanting to be the daughter's friend and not her parent. being a parent can be tough. but the mother must step up and teach the girl about accountability for her actions and telling the truth. the girl lies so much she reminds me of the fable about the boy who cried wolf.



  28. 28

    She wont be happy till Linday's life insurance policy is cashed out.



  29. 29

    Of course she was lying. This whole situation is just so sad, and Dina is doing Lindsay much more harm than good by covering up for her. This is wrong on every level.



  30. 30

    Of course Dina goes public with every lame excuse,, like she always has. One of the big reasons why Lindsay is so messed-up .. it's sad.
    Poor girl has never stood a chance .. without any real support or guidance from those 2 loser parents.



  31. 31

    You dont say? No fucking shit every word this orange shit stain says is a lie! Like saying she was a rockette!!



  32. 32

    QUick come up with another lie to make up for that one!



  33. 33

    BITCH PLEASE….SHUT THE FUDGE UP….HOW DOES THIS WOMAN MAKE MONEY?



  34. 34

    i looked up denial in the dictionary and it has a picture of dina lohan.



  35. 35

    I CALLED IT!!! DIDN'T I TELL EVERYONE TO READ SCRAM'S WEBSITE TO LEARN ABOUT THE DEVICE?!?! LOL!!! ALL DINA (AKA…MOTHER OF THE YEAR) HAD TO DO WAS READ UP ON THE DEVICE!! YOU CAN'T MIMIC "SPILLED" ALCOHOL!! DUMB BITCH SHOULD OF KNOWN THE MFG'RERS WOULD HAVE TESTED THAT SCENARIO ALREADY WITH MANY PRODUCTS UNDER MANY CONDITIONS!! FAIL!!!



  36. 36

    Unfortunately for those of us who have family members who have gone to rehab, we know that a family intervention is a cornerstone of seeking help. Dina needs to put her selfish needs ahead of her daughter and get her the real help that she needs (to live)



  37. 37

    oh shut up lohan you always want the fame for you



  38. 38

    Re: Be-Atch – "Oh, and BTW, WHAT an ugly chick !"
    nah, she is pretty attractive actually. at least "physically".



  39. 39

    Hands up who is surprised by her latest bullshit…
    No-one then?



  40. 40

    Who's to say the Scram people aren't lying? I mean think about it…if their "product" were that unreliable, can you imagine the problems that would cause? Every person who ever wore won and supposedly violated the terms of wearing it, could turn around and say "I told you I didn't drink… a drink SPILLED on it!" So who knows who's lying.



  41. 41

    Put the bitch in jail already. Unbelievable.



  42. 42

    Stupid bitch. What is it with Lohans and lying? Genetic illness perhaps?!



  43. 43

    Re: gemigurl27 – I am actually surprised this wasnt the first story released. Or that someone put booze in her drink to get her in trouble



  44. 44

    If I remember correctly she had on long pants to hide the SCRAM.



  45. 45

    Damn, i hate it when my clients say dumb shit. No comment or change the subject. Lohan's attorney apparently didn't tell mom to STFU! and let the educated person do the talking. If prosecutors bring in the witnesses to prove a violation of probation, the outcome = 30 days (city jail, lol)



  46. 46

    I bet she gets SUPER pissed at being called "Orange Oprah!" >



  47. 47

    “The bracelet could get an alert for alcohol spilling on the bracelet."

    Repeat

    "THE BRACELET COULD GET AN ALERT FOR ALCOHOL SPILLING ON THE BRACELET" her being a mess is not an issue those things are LESS then 20% effective…

    And they admitted that the alert could have been from spilled booze then went on for another 3 paragraphs trying to cover the fact that we as American's approve something that violates rights, and abides the guilty until… oh wait no always guilty ideal.

    They are flawed and they know it, and they admitted that they could read spilled booze as being something she drank… Oh yeah and have not come up with a reasonable excuse for the fact they are less then 20% effective.

    The point is not Lohan it's that Scram bracelets are WRONG and the people defending them are more concerned with violating human rights then doing what's just