Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The National Enquirer is reporting that a porn star named Bruce Headrick aka Blake McDonald claims he was a gay hustler back in the '80s and one of his best customers was exercise guru Richard Simmons!
Apparently the first time they had sex, Simmons told him, "Shhh! We'll have to be quiet. My mother's asleep upstairs." Simmons was also into giving full-body massages with extra oil.