Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
And don't you know he is just loving the attention!!!
Comedy Central’s doing a roast of David Hasselhoff and while some people might be mortified to have a slew of Z-list celebrities take stabs at their career and life, The Hoff can't WAIT!
He released a statement, saying:
“I’m honored that Comedy Central is going to get ‘Hoff’ on me. I have always been a major fan of Roasts. Bring it on! I’m ready to take the heat.”
Ugh! He sounds like a moron!
The sad thing is, his brain is actually generating these "Hoff" jokes on the fly.
If that's not a reason to stay off crack, we don't know what is!
Who do U want to see roast The Hoff on his special?
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