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Uhm, John Mayer?

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How about NO??!!

There was a situation backstage at the CMT Awards last night. John Mayer decided he was fit enough to show the world the briar patch growing on his stomach, while Mike "The Situation" from Jersey Shore proved him wrong with his legendary abs.

Yuck, John! Yucky, yucky yuck!

If your pants were any tighter, we would have a furry muffin top on our hands!

Put your shirt down, fool!

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99 comments to “Uhm, John Mayer?”



  1. 1

    Ok I would take John's face and Mike's body. Now we just need someone with a brain and we got the perfect man.



  2. 2

    would love to rub my face in the fur…



  3. 3

    they are both repulsive



  4. 4

    it looks like he has a boner!



  5. 5

    How cute; do you think they went home together?

  6. ed69 says – reply to this


    6

    so tired of seeing "the situation" list his shirt every 5 seconds… seriously there are better abs out there that come along with better faces and less trashier personalities……



  7. 7

    He's so nasty… Idk how women are attracted to him and idk how a douche like him writes the kind of songs he writes. Makes no sense.



  8. 8

    I prefer John over the orange guy.



  9. 9

    Well I bet John Mayers tummy looks much better than your Perez



  10. 10

    Oh please….he was puffing out his stomach….that would be so John Mayer.



  11. 11

    I'm assuming he was trying to be funny….which he was. Hilarious. He obviously knows he doesn't have Jersey Shore abs…ha



  12. 12

    This coming from a guy that wears a blug wig? and a checkered outfit? Come on



  13. 13

    HA…"The Situation" has a 4 pack, and JM has a 1 pac. Both of these dudes are out of shape. Too many parties…



  14. 14

    Ewww,No one wants to see that shit John Mayer!!



  15. 15

    SHAVE!



  16. 16

    Sheesh, you are such a pissy queen.

    It kinda looks like John is pushing his stomach out. He's still super cute though, I'd hit it.



  17. 17

    nice try FATSO! but he did that on purpose as a joke. some people can do that with their bellies. his stomach doesn't really look like that. LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING SELF. NOTHING that can be done to fix THAT!



  18. 18

    he is pregnant! :O



  19. 19

    Oh Please Perez..get over the John Mayer thing. It's obvious he's popping out his belly as a joke…..you can hate all you want, but you know he's fine…so stop.



  20. 20

    YIKES



  21. 21

    Jethro you are an idiot. On another note, John Mayer bangs much higher quality girls that that fucking loser the situation ever will.



  22. 22

    Jeez man can you only imagine dating sunglass guy!! IEJUUUUUWWW, I would puke a little in my mouth if I wake up next to that. I mean, okay if you are a midget and face his belly all day… But I rather have John furrybelly Mayer, since he has a sweet face :)



  23. 23

    Re: Kathagr – agreed!



  24. 24

    Um, Perez, idiot, it was a joke. You're just a little too simple to get it.



  25. 25

    Uhm..whatever..I bet you still would want to lick those abs. John's better looking than Mike anyway.



  26. 26

    ewwww…i actually used to think john was kewt.
    but OMFG the situation is HAWWT!



  27. 27

    It looks like he is sticking his stomach out and making fun of "The Situation".



  28. 28

    Sorry but as idiotic as Mayer is Id take him over this dude anyday. I totally believe his no discriminating ass has the herp!



  29. 29

    mario - people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones……..that should be your motto in life………

  30. mw says – reply to this


    30

    that's really funny. made me sort of like john mayer



  31. 31

    Duh, he's moking the situation. John is poking his stomach out.



  32. 32

    Anyone can see he's bloating his stomach on purpose. You do it naturally. And you're still upset because he owned you and hurt your homo pride.



  33. 33

    his pants are being held up by a belt… not tight at all… and it also appears he is pushing his stomach out



  34. 34

    Is it just me, or does it look like John Mayer is wearing a thong?



  35. 35

    Re: _Revolver _ – Agreed



  36. 36

    I think both of them are getting turned on. lol



  37. 37

    Um it's obvious that Mayer is sticking his stomach out on purpose. Looks to me like the pants are too big…hence the belt. You think John is so gross yet you were the one making out with him. Why are you so obsessed with John Mayer? A little unhealthy if you ask me.



  38. 38

    and i thought my day could not get any worse



  39. 39

    I think John has looked and always will look hot. The things he's said in the past–not such a fan of–but, in the end, he's a good guy. :)



  40. 40

    The Situation needs to get those Yellow Teeth whitened, he can afford it now.



  41. 41

    Fucking Moron.. Don't you know by now that JM has twisted sens of humor? I'd still tap it. You WISH you had a stomach that looked liked his.



  42. 42

    John Mayer is so hot. That retard next to him is a joke though. Fuckin' ugly as hell.



  43. 43

    This "the situation" is showing off the only part that isn't repulsive (gross), and JM is puffing out his stomach and does appear to have a teeny tiny boner. I thought he was so ill that he had to cancel a European Tour, must be a mental thing.



  44. 44

    OMG SOOO HOT



  45. 45

    Yuck to both of them! What was "The Situation" doing at the the CMT awards?



  46. 46

    A man with a "brier patch" or "treasure trail" is a yummy man vs. an icky wax sculpture, pathetic excuse for a ken doll. I'll take John Mayer any day. Yes please



  47. 47

    John looks NIIIIIICE.

    I also secretly like The Situation..



  48. 48

    I would definitley "do" John over The Situation.



  49. 49

    Um Perez, you're not exactly one to talk about fitness… Seeing as… you are a fat ass.



  50. 50

    John is for sure the cuter one in this picture. I think MIKE is a waste of space.



  51. 51

    JEN AND JESS EFFED THAT, WTF I DONT SEE IT I SEE A RACISTS ASS HOLE WITH A DISGUSING HERPES INFECTED DOUCHE STANDING NEXT TO HIM HE ONLY PERSON THAT IS MISSING IS JON THEY CAN ALL STAR IN HE NEW VALTREX ADDS



  52. 52

    Love the situation. I think he and Kenny from The Ruins should be on a show together. They would be hilllarious!!!



  53. 53

    i thought JM was much taller…mike is like 5'8…doesnt make john that tall in my book….



  54. 54

    I don't know why people are so ga ga over "the situation", he has a butter face. He has a nice body, but her face is hideous. You can work out all you want but you cannot do anything with all that ugly. Someone said put John Mayers head on his body, that would work, but John Mayer has an ok body anyway, he is just poking out his gut to be funny. Mike whatever her name is with her tacky little shiny shirts is so 15 minutes ago.



  55. 55

    let's revisit this picture when you do one of your stupid July 4th reveals of your nasty ass



  56. 56

    OMG someone said he is 5'8"??? What a little shrimp. I'll bet u anything he was the short ugly kid who everyone picked on in school. Until he started working out and tanning, it drew attentioin away from his height and ugly face, I'll bet he has a little dick too



  57. 57

    People with muffin tops don't need a belt as they have a spare tire to fill out the waistline of their pants.. However this is not the case here..Infact I like John's belt.
    Perez.. the fact that you continue to talk shit about John makes me question your ability to decipher anything.
    Oh and since when does a Man have to shave all the hair on his body to become attractive? John Mayer doesn't look like a 11 year old boy and I thank him for that.



  58. 58

    weren't you drawing hearts on his cock years ago, before he dissed you? you didn't have a problem with him when you were kissing him.



  59. 59

    This 'Situation' person… another wanna-be celeb that is trash and lack-of-class personified. WHY is his shirt up on every picture you post of him? WHY do pictures of him even get posted???



  60. 60

    It sort of looks like his belly button threw up.



  61. 61

    so why the hell are these 'Jersey Shore' idiots showing up at EVERY awards show now? or do they crash all these parties? fucking gutter trash!



  62. 62

    Re: HellaD – I AGREE! men have hair for a reason, they are MEN not little boys. shaving/waxing what ever is nasty. men should have fur :)



  63. 63

    Ah hahaha wow. O_o



  64. 64

    John looks more like a normal guy…. plus i have seen way better abs then the situations…. his face is like so ugly but i mean the body ain't bad… I'd rather have Paulys face on mikes body. Pauly is way hotter and vinny's and ronnie are hotter then mike the situation. the only situation is he is fucking fugly! John may be hairier but he is sexy as hell and looks more manly and mMm finger lickin good



  65. 65

    he was obviously pushing his stomach out in order to be funny…dipshit.



  66. 66

    this italian idiot holds nothing to mayer..i am so sick of people saying that dumb fuck is hot..is is disgusting and shouldnt be on tv.. mayer is a hot real man for sure. perez get over busting on him..it is old already. he is hot.



  67. 67

    Sit ups on meth does not count.



  68. 68

    Re: Occupent – Both douche bags, but I have to agree.



  69. 69

    Re: Veganman – as long as they DOUCHE, eez ok



  70. 70

    Re: scandal1 – I don;t think so….



  71. 71

    I love John's sense of humor!



  72. 72

    And I love that John isn't totally hairless…how a man is SUPPOSED to look.



  73. 73

    situation's teeth is yellow as hell!!



  74. 74

    ho cares about the situation, I wanna see Pauly D and Ronnie!



  75. 75

    Re: HellaD
    My thoughts exactly!



  76. 76

    Re: Kathagr – I completely agree with you



  77. 77

    he's obviously puffing out his stomach. you can tell because he still has defined lines on the sides. He's just trying to by funny. The situation is the one that is gross. That guy is an overtanned ugly mess.



  78. 78

    haha John.



  79. 79

    ummm
    his pants aren't tight
    he's just obviously hung that way



  80. 80

    Hahahaha. That's so cute idk why. lol. the "situation" is annoying. lol. love john though lmao.



  81. 81

    What the hell is wrong with John's stomach?! I think it looks like he's trying to push it out, but this is just a weird picture. ): Mike's body is hot, even though his face is fug.



  82. 82

    Clearly he was pushing his stomach out, God. Oh, and you think he's "yuck" now? We all know you're obsessed with John. LOL at you calling him a fool though, you can't say much!



  83. 83

    ew.
    that's..kinda gross.
    and the hair just makes it even worse

    why was john mayer and 'the situation' at a CMT award show anyways?? do they listen to country??



  84. 84

    The Situation has a hot body!



  85. 85

    Come on! He was pushing out his stomach. Yes, he needs some man-scaping but he was doing that on purpose. And his pants aren't tight. They are actually loose in the waiste. Again, comparing someone with talent to someone who is only famous for being a douchebag. Raise your standards, Perez.



  86. 86

    OKAY…SO YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE SUPREME DUMB ASSES WHO CAN GET A JOKE! ITS A JOKE NUMB NUTS! HE'S POOFING IT OUT JUST FOR YOU JEALOUS ASSHOLE!



  87. 87

    Um, take a quick look in the mirror, Pig Face.



  88. 88

    Oh please. John Mayer doesnt think he has abs like the situation, he just did it to be funny. Get a sense of humor Perez :/



  89. 89

    Well John is obviously pushing his out cuz look at the inquinal muscles! & Mike works hard for those abs & they look great so why keep them covered?



  90. 90

    He was puffing out his stomach, obviously. And you know it, you saw all the other pictures. I'd still take John over Mike, even if his stomach was like that.
    And I think we all know that even like that his stomach looks better than yours.



  91. 91

    You can tell John is pushing out his stomach on purpose…. Anyways what does your stomach look like perez?????



  92. 92

    clearly he is pushing his gut out and making a silly face, attempting to look dorky. more of his lame humor, but i better his stomach is hotter than what we are seeing here



  93. 93

    Look who's calling the kettle fat! Do you have full length mirrors in your house, Perez, because you do realize you're a FAT ASS BITCH don't you? Even if you lose a bunch of weight…you'll still have your fugly ass horse head to deal with along with your fugly ass personality. They don't have a gym for that, or diet pills.



  94. 94

    he's hot as shit! He has that V which you could NEVER EVER have.



  95. 95

    new couple alert?



  96. 96

    agree with Kathagr



  97. 97

    I would take John any day!
    If you knew anything about John you
    would know he has a wicked sense of humour
    and that this is a joke!!!



  98. 98

    Re: Naboria – hahahah! thats effin FUNNY. and TRUE… also John is hot, he was just messing around. He's goofy.



  99. 99

    John is pushing his stomach out. He's actually pretty thin.