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Those pretentious hipster fucks are going to lose their shiz over this!

Indie faves Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones are set to play a lesbian couple in the new comedy My Idiot Brother!

Paul Rudd will apparently portray a slacker who moves out of his mother's home to live with his sisters, portrayed by Deschanel, Elizabeth Banks, and Emily Mortimer!

Sounds like the same old song and dance, but his movies are usually pretty HIGHlarious, so if it ain't broke, why fix it??

We wonder how, ahem, intimate Zooey and Rashida will get on screen!

Thoughts??

[Image via WENN.]

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30 comments to “Hipster Wet Dream Alert!!”



  1. 1

    I absolutely ADORE Zooey Deschanel!!!



  2. 2

    mario -you should probably post the names in the same order you see the pictures………if i didn't know who Zooey was, I'd think she was the girl on the left……….cuz i don't know who rashida is…….
    *
    totally irrelevant to this post but i liked zooey's cotton commercial - didn't know she sang until recently…….just wish she wasn't singing about cotton……..



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  4. 4

    I can't for the life of me understand why you'd dislike someone for being a pretentious fuck? P.S. - Hipsters don't watch Paul Rudd movies because they are always somehow involving Judd Apatow, who sucks and is the epitome of what hipsters hate.
    Anyway, these two girls, as beautiful as they are, have less personality than a pack of batteries (lol, i don't even get that one myself). They have severe Buster Keaton stoneface (without the comedic effect) in all their performances and I don't see how they still get parts. Zooey has the most beautiful, big blue eyes in the world, and she can't express shit through them.



  5. 5

    Prez think about rewriting your commentary because I read the whole thing about 5 times and still don't have a clue what you are saying.



  6. 6

    Wow, Zoe and Katy Perry could be sisters!



  7. 7

    oh wow, whoever the fuck the girl on the right is, i thought it was katy perry at first LOL



  8. 8

    i'd like to be the meat in that sandwich.



  9. 9

    I'm hoping for some serious scissoring.

  10. ash,* says – reply to this


    10

    this post hardly made sense and your use of the phrase "so if it ain't broke, why fix it??" does not even relate to what you're talking about. this might sound crazy but maybe you should hire an ENGLISH high school graduate to start writing your blog? because it seems as though an unintelligent immigrant is doing your work for you these days.



  11. 11

    Re: ash!!!COLON!!!* – that unintelligent immigrant (that's probably illegal) is mario's sister…………..he'd probably screw her every night if it wasn't for her vagina………….



  12. 12

    This film sounds delicious.



  13. 13

    Re: April 20th – agreed!
    i like the cotton commercial too :) i even saved it 2 my faves on youtube.
    i loved her singing in the movie Elf as well :)

  14. ash,* says – reply to this


    14

    Re: April 20th – haha he must really love her to be keeping her around because she is flushing this site down the toilet



  15. 15

    DREAM COME TRUE!

    YES YES YES!



  16. 16

    they look a like



  17. 17

    Re: Aileen (Canada) – Oh what a revelation! You're the FIRST PERSON to ever notice this!!!



  18. 18

    As a representative of the pretentious hipster fucks, I will say…
    I AM PSYCHED ABOUT THIS POST.
    I love all these actors, especially Deschanel and Rudd.
    I hope they can pull off something fresh.



  19. 19

    Does anyone else agree that Zooey and Katy Perry could be twins?



  20. 20

    Big fuckin deal. What a snoozefest. How original to put these 3 together (Rudd & Jones AGAIN). And what's w/ the continual lezbo schtick? Quit beating a dead horse. So sick & tired of the same, old stale ideas & faces in an oversaturated market. Ready for new ideas & faces & INTELLIGENCE.



  21. 21

    OMG I thought that was Alexis Bledel from The Gilmore Girls! LOL



  22. 22

    zooey!



  23. 23

    Katy Perry is the poor man's Zooey Deschanel.

    Love this! So much support! Now if we can just get Zooey to dump her husband and go gay in real life!!!



  24. 24

    Rashida has the annoying habit of turning her head to the side and then tucking her chin way down deep into her shoulder and making a fugly double chin, while chuckling, as if she thinks that she looks cute! She has no grace! She desperately needs to be coached on how to position her face better while on cam. Also, she needs to lipo that pocket of fat off as soon as she gets her next paycheck. And skip the sugary colas.



  25. 25

    they look like twins or sisters
    sounds too gross for words



  26. 26

    Oh, so it's official now? Quincy Jones' daughter is gonna play a caucasian?
    Tupac is spinning in his grave.



  27. 27

    the only difference between katy perry and zoe is…. i like zoe……..



  28. 28

    >pretentious hipster
    .
    okay, Mario. now we know you post on /tv/. are you Kaiji?



  29. 29

    Love both of those girls, but I'm disapointed that they would agree to kiss on camera- how damn trite! When will the producers realize we've seen this already???

  30. adt says – reply to this


    30

    Like you have any room to call anyone a pretentious fuck, you useless piece of shit. Go fuck yourself you stupid fuck.