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Nuns Gone Wild!

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Wow! Who would have ever guessed???

Two Ugandan nuns were arrested this week for growing marijuana at their convent. Sisters Nanteza and Rita used an entire acre of the convent's grounds to grow the weed and police immediately went to inspect the situation after a anonymous tip-off.

But the cops got more than they bargained for as Sister Nanteza allegedly attacked the officers for entering the convent without permission. When she was taken in by the police, she told them: "You bypassed us without saying anything. What if you got a problem here, whose fault would it be?"

She and Sister Rita then told officials that the grass was used for the farm animals, not for sale.

Wait, the animals get stoned?! Riiiiight.

No official charges have been made yet, but we wonder if the whole convent is going to get drug-tested now!

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36 comments to “Nuns Gone Wild!”

  1. 1

    very holy of them, funny

  2. 2

    There's nothing religiously wrong with smoking & growing weed.

  3. 3

    now YOU know d*mn well it's NOT for animals.
    that's effin awesome that NUNS are growing marijuana.
    it comes from the earth :)
    jump on the bandwagon, perez. it's all natural and it's one of God's amazing things.

  4. elo says – reply to this


    Goats and cows who eat hemp produce more and healthier milk.

  5. 5

    youre "god" created weed, did he not? who are we to make laws against a flower "god"created?

  6. 6

    Perez you asshole. You blog as if they're growing some murderous substance. It's pot asshole. Slow news day for celebs, or are you just too lazy to do your usual cut and pasting?

  7. 7

    Re: flaming parachute – Yeah you gotta love the whole "In god we trust" crap stamped on money..It's funny politics and religion should never mix. I honestly don't trust some delusional person believing in something that doesn't exist running my country. But lets say god does indeed exist..Weed was put here by god. But yet you have politicians spouting off about they are a "christian family man" but take something that was put on this earth naturally by their "god" and they make it illegal? Hmm..Cali makes 100+ MILLION a year on just having Weed legalized for medical use..Imagine how much money we would make if it were completely legalized in all states and taxed? This pointless drug war that cost us millions is failing the government.

  8. 8

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  9. 9

    Wish I was in that convent back in the day.

  10. 10

    4:20 baby

  11. 11

    It's pretty sad that someone would tip off a nun. I hope they burn in hell for that with the smell of weed wafting through their nose.

  12. 12

    Brings a whole new meaning to 'The Flying Nun'
    Maybe Chase Crawford should join a convent.

  13. 13

    Re: Grindaderas – Priceless…

  14. 14


  15. 15

    whats anonymous?

  16. Amimi says – reply to this


    Haha i love this story. Go NUNS!

  17. 17

    Re: NookiesWARe: NookiesWA
    i'm not sure why you're replying to him since he's making the same pro-legalization argument that you are.

    going back to the original post,
    nuntheless(pun intended), i find it funny that countries like this take homosexuality as such an offensive act, while smoking marijuana is a part of the norm. here, its the exact opposite! we fight for gay rights, which is natural, yet make marijuana illegal, which is also natural?!

  18. 18

    I'm thinking in have a retire there!

  19. 19

    God made that stuff for a reason

  20. dodo says – reply to this


    Getting high gets them closer to heaven, right?

  21. 21

    lol! awesome!! go Sisters! and they told the police what's up i'm sure, let them know… God made dirt so dirt don't hurt! lol

  22. 22

    Well, if those nuns are anything at all like the molestor priests, then what else would you expect from them? Rocket scientists don't go live their lives in a covent!

  23. 23

    An entire acre? Holy moly! Coolest nuns ever. (BTW, I had to go into a convent one time on a work assignment. When I asked one of the nuns to call a maintenance man to fix a small problem, she was HORRIFIED. They do not let men in unless very special arrangements are made and the house is evacuated.) I'm sure they were very upset that the cops just barged in.

  24. Bevi says – reply to this


    Well, it is Uganda, after all, and they have just been taught about eating da poopoo and fisting. And it was made clear to everyone that fisting hurts so you need to take drugs when you participate in fisting, and marijuana is a drug. It all makes sense.

  25. 25

    pretty sure they're not real nuns
    but it does make an excellent cover for drug runners

  26. 26

    Coming from the raw food world, I believe it was for the animals. Do you know how many medicinal plant we weed up and get rid of everyday? I use hemp oil on my salads and smoothies all the time. And those dandelion leaves you pull up from your garden? I eat that too. I bet the FDA is behind the illegal pot issues. The plant is known for its curing agents.

  27. 27

    Just let the nuns smoke some weed..there are other important things to worry about!!

  28. 28

    alright, there absolutly nothing wrong with this other than the fact that the ignorant cops destroyed it all. this is a natural flower that has the power to cure/help diseases from cancer, alzheimers, arthritis, asthma and autism to depression, epilepsy, HIV /AIDS, and touretts with many MANY more. most people dont know this but Marijuana has never killed anyone EVER. Google it. alcohol and tobacco kill hundreds of thousands of people per year. Dont be ignorant brainwashed sheep, learn the facts. WEED IS AWESOME

  29. 29

    now this is newsworthy!!! heck, they probably need it, besides many sick ass pedophile priests are getting their sin on. i applaud the nuns gone wild, for choosing a waaaaaay lesser evil!

  30. 30

    You'd need to smoke A LOT to believe in any of this "god" shit. LOL!!!
    Let them sow, grow, and smo. Who cares?

  31. @v@ says – reply to this


    Holy smoke!

  32. 32

    Seriously doesn't Uganda have enough problems. They are going to take the time to bust a couple nuns??

  33. 33

    Has anyone thought they might be growing to help HIV patients?

  34. 34

    African weed is awesome! You go girls!

  35. 35

    I would have probably enjoyed my Catholic school beatings had the Sister's toked it up a bit….at the very least, they would have.

  36. 36

    LOL thats great ;) Def needs to be legalized