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Police Scare The Shiz Out Of Drunk Driver - Literally!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

No, we're serious!

Ohio police pulled a woman over for drunk driving the other day and when they reached the driver's side window, she told them that she had "pooped her pants."

According to her, corn was involved.


Check out the report to hear more about this drunky woman who landed in jail with soiled undies! (above)


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31 comments to “Police Scare The Shiz Out Of Drunk Driver - Literally!”

  1. 1

    I didn't know Dina Lohan had a 4 year old

  2. 2

    Sad, not funny. Certainly not celebrity gossip.

  3. 3

    disgusting and ludicrous that not only did something so stupid make the news somewhere but mario posted it here like the rest of the world gives a rats ass……….

  4. 4


  5. 5

    no way am im going to watch that. i got a dui years ago and it was an over the top horrible experience.

  6. 6

    that's kinda shitty

  7. 7

    Umm… nothing is funny about what that experience was like for the 4 year old!! :( She could have killed him… How scary for that poor kid.

  8. 8

    Re: April 20th – How come you're always in the top 5 or so first comments?Do you spend your whole day on this site? Looks like you need to get a life. BTW Robert Pattinson is FUGLY

  9. 9

    Seriously a slow news day when a drunk crappin themselves makes the news.

  10. 10

    This just made my morning!!! HILARIOUS!!!

  11. 11

    This just made my morning! HILARIOUS!

  12. 12

    Re: HollywoodTown – hey guess what - i don't care, fuck off and your mom's the ugly one……..

  13. 13

    Re: HollywoodTown – why do you care? what happened to minding your own business? geez

  14. 14

    Mario you are a moron, I bet you've pooped your pants many times…

  15. 15

    Take that poor child away from this crappy mother….
    ya, I said it…crappy.

  16. 16

    :O LOLz

  17. 17

    at one in the AFTERNOON?!
    wow i even think she has linday beat!

    how come no one's making a big deal about the 4 year old??
    WHY do IDIOTS do this crap?!
    like, i understand you wanna get drunk and all, but don't bring that shit out on the road, bringing it into OTHER ppl's LIVES, ppl that you DON'T know, ppl that could possibly be KILLED!!!
    ppl like this should be thrown in prison immediately for DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED.

  18. 18

    Oh now THAT was funny!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

  19. 19

    I cant believe the news actually quoted her about the corn.

  20. 20

    hearing the news reporter say it made it so much funnier

  21. 21

    Yikes, slow news day I'm guessing. Gotta love what certain broadcasts deem, "newsworthy." I can see the guy coming into the office:

    Guy: Well, I have a story about a woman getting pulled over by the police, and she soils herself stating she had too much corn.

    Boss: (Sigh) Let's run with it. After all … it's all we got.

  22. 22

    Re: AvaLovesAbs – I bet he has also pooped on someone else's dick plenty of times!

  23. 23

    please find some better shit to report on!

  24. 24

    What a hick.

  25. 25

    I ate too much corn? Holy shit. She even had an excuse.

  26. 26

    Re: HollywoodTown – I like that you make fun of someone for being on the comments very often when it is way more creepy that you pay attention to their postings close enough to attack them… Clearly, you are on here as often as April 20, which would imply that you need need a life as well…

  27. 27


  28. 28

    This story stinks!

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    This is a crappy story.

  30. 30

    ELM STREET! sigh i finished watching the new movie for Freddy, it was ok, but ANYWHO … geez drunk driver with a kid. I hate how people are allowed to drive after drinking. Parents shouldn't get drunk EVER! gawd that's freaking gross, hilarious that she said she ate too much corn. anyways ugh

  31. 31

    Wow, bow down to corn town- this woman could write an excuse for anything… I got caught breaking and entering; I had to feed my baby out of that cow milk purifyer thingy!!!