No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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What's that, bb??
That sparkling, vampire face of yours doesn't get the pleasure of romantic company?!
Robert Pattinson recently revealed that despite his smoldering SEKSINESS, he hasn't been going on dates with the laaadies!
"I would like to go on a date. I'm just saying. I'm just putting that out there. Because I never go on dates anymore."
Aww! Is that Stewie Puss Puss too busy lezzing it up and not paying you any attention anymore??!
We think it's for the best!! You are far too pretty for her fug!
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