Quote Of The Day

Filed under: Ashton Kutcher > Twitter

"I can't keep a secret. People won't be friends with me becuase they're afraid its going on Twitter."

- Ashton Kutcher tells Ladies Home Journal

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Jun 14, 2010 at 1:30 pm / Email this »

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36 comments to “Quote Of The Day”

Eldridge Cleaver says – reply to this

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That's not the reason, Ashton. The reason is because you're an idiot. When Ashton would do the intros to the Punk'd skits, he was such a nerd. He would yell and think he's cool but he's just a big dork.
Hello dumb dumb says – reply to this

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Here's a secret, Ashton: You're a fucking geek.
No Talent_Blogger says – reply to this

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Have you ever heard of spell check or are you just a lazy douche?
Rasputin's Liver says – reply to this

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Um…no, Ashy-poo. I think it has something to do with the fact you're lame and irrelevant.

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Same goes for your grandma wife.

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Just, sayin', kid.

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flora_tink says – reply to this

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Re: Eldridge Cleaver – agreed. an obnoxious little bitch.
Pammie8 says – reply to this

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Lmfao Whatever helps you sleep at night Asston! Thats why you dont have friends, not because your the biggest douche in the world!
cuppcakez says – reply to this

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That stuff on his mouth is from me sitting on his face!!!!!!!!
bigray says – reply to this

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And what about the not so secret fact that he is GAY???
Babycakes!!! says – reply to this

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Wow how mature NOT!!!!!!!!!. . . Probably more because your 15 minutes was up a LONG LONG LONG time ago, you have no talent and the faxt that you are married to someone who could be your mom is DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!
Blog? I Copy N' Paste says – reply to this

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he has friends?
carinacarina says – reply to this

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Such a turn off when a grown man tries to play the "I'm so cute card". He is such a idiot. Grow up! I hate those commercials he is in . Just wait til Demi get's even older and his cute act doesn't work any longer.
ellebunny says – reply to this

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Isn't that his twin brother in the pic?
Spindoc says – reply to this

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No, they won't be friends with you because you're a tool.
backfire says – reply to this

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They don't trust you because you are an untalented phoney smuck who uses people starting with Demi!
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Dick Gozinya says – reply to this

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No, that isn't why they won't be friends with you . . . it is because you are a moron!
hawtmomma says – reply to this

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Re: Eldridge Cleaver – SpencerSucksCock is a complete and utter MORON!! "amirite..lol"… what a tool!
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Eldridge Cleaver says – reply to this

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Re: hawtmomma – Yeah, he's a prick and a half. I just replied to you on the Garland post:)
celebcece says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, this is how to spell because- b-e-c-a-u-s-e. You make yourself look stupid and unreliable (like you are-). Have you heard of spell check?!
@v@ says – reply to this

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Easy. Think before you speak.
WatcherOne says – reply to this

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Finally, a thread where no one has thrown up in their mouth a little and no one said, "tacky" (yet). There is that ever present handbag troll, though.
dave_o says – reply to this

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oh yeah im sure thats the reason
mochaddict says – reply to this

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Re: hawtmomma – i want to punch spencersuckscock in the fucking face.
Midnight Empress says – reply to this

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BECAUSE, Perez, is a word you should have learned to spell correctly by second grade.

Ashton Kutcher cancelled due to BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!
kugar says – reply to this

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god is he still wearing that tired old toupee. Killers-Hahahahhahhahaaa need I say anymore!
raven4 says – reply to this

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which translates into"people won't be friends with me cause I'm a douche"
Börte Petrarchia says – reply to this

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Ringo Starr biopic?
balls says – reply to this

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balls
Drshnty says – reply to this

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OH, KELSO.
Jeeeeeesus says – reply to this

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What the ffffff?

I loveeeeeee ashton, he is hilarious! And sexy. And cute. And funny.

You just don't understand him..

BURN
hawtmomma says – reply to this

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Re: mochaddict – you and me both my friend….you and me both! SpencerSucksCock claims to "not read every comment", yet they respond to EVERYONE that posts to/about them and they have the nerve to call US losers?? that is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I however, am no longer going to waste my time replying to them anymore…they have proven themselves time and time again to be truly pathetic…my job is done. catch ya next time!
2commit says – reply to this

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Pig Face…famewhore enabler 24/7. Enabler and hypocrite!
master7 says – reply to this

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Re: Jeeeeeesus – LOL! I AGREE!
Shelly! says – reply to this

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He's got a handsome face, but a fugly bod.
BigTits says – reply to this

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Why does everyone hate on him????