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The MANiston Wants To Be Seksi!

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Seriously, do we need to see this much FUG getting down?

Jennifer MANiston is desperately trying to convince the world that she's desirable and seksi, so she shamelessly had her rep put out THIS HOrrific statement regarding her new role in the film Horrible Bosses!

It reads:

"The part is provocative and sexual, but also hysterically funny. There are no plans for her to go fully nude or topless, but the role does require an aggressive sexuality that many folks have not seen from Jennifer on screen before."

Barf and BARF!

The only thing hysterically funny about this mess is that the Maniston thinks that this will help her say good-bye to vodka and Ben & Jerry's, and hello to a new real-life, long-lasting romance!

Bwa ha ha ha.

[Image via WENN.]

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252 comments to “The MANiston Wants To Be Seksi!”

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  2. 2

    I don't understand why you hate her so much. Like honestly, what have these people done to you? Why don't you stick to informing people of the latest gossip instead of talking shit about people that you don't like. Frankly, my friends and I have stopped coming on your site so much and I am considering stopping all together. NEWSFLASH: you are the ugly one. Sorry, but it's true. So stop hating on her, Vanessa Hudgens, and everyone else because YOU do not hold a candle to any of them. You're so annoying. Please jus stick to what you're good at. Actually, you do not even report interesting stuff anymore. Your site has become a snooze fest.

  3. 3

    PS- Jennifer Aniston is the epitome of glamour, she is older and she still looks perfect. Stop being a hater. You are always praising Angelina (the homewrecker/hoe/wrinkle face bitch. So, jus stfu. PLEASE.

  4. 4

    Jen is so hot! I find her incredibly sexy, hes has to have the best legs in the biz (or damn close to it) why you gotta hate? and how the hell did Ben and Angie come out smelling like roses and Jen some how became the bad guy? Angie may be a "saint" but she isn't as hot as she use to be I mean id still do her but she aint "Damn" anymore. Id chose Jen over Angie any day, shes hotter and seems nicer.

  5. 5

    why do you hate everyone?? she is sexy and way better looking then a lot of people half her age..

  6. 6

    she's not "fug" in any way……. have you taken a look at your precious gaga, or even yourself for that matter?

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  8. 8

    What is your problem with Jennifer Aniston?
    You're crazy.

  9. 9

    Jennifer is still a very sexy woman, what do u know about sexy women Mario?

  10. snit says – reply to this


    im not a rabid jen fan or anything, but she is certainly sexy and desirable. dont be bitter.

  11. 11

    If Jennifer Aniston were a hollywood diva who was never kind to anyone, I could somewhat understand Perez's constant mockery of her. However, she wasn't "America's Sweetheart" for no reason. She's a lovely human being. Perez, on the other hand…

  12. 12

    I don't know why you hate on her so much.

  13. 13


  14. 14

    she looks really fit & healthy

    unlike you Mario…who is unfit and flabby ((((((0))))))

  15. 15

    Jen IS hot.

    You know what? I've come to the conclusion that you are an ugly, shallow, twat.

  16. 16

    perez you're really really getting vicious today towards jennifer today. please she's one of the best looking women on the planet and many women would KILL to have her body. you have irrational hatred towards her. if this was angelina you would be all for it. also what does this have to do with her getting romance? it's a movie role. you think that dictates who associates themselves with her??

  17. 17

    im sorry but jen is far from fug. she has a natural beauty to her. i'd do her.

  18. 18

    Now Mr. Perez, you obviously do not like the Jennifer Aniston. Why is this? So very many men, and women, adore her performances and interviews. Why do you dislike her?

  19. 19

    Oh Perez - don't be so jealous of her. I'd rather see her get sexy that you - that's for sure darlin. Talk about BARF!

  20. 20

    Perez it is cool to be gay, but a nasty gay… ewww

  21. 21

    Wow you are cruel. I understand that this is your blog, but what did Jennifer Aniston ever do to you?

  22. 22

    Oh Perez, put your head back Lady Gaga's ass. I will be first in line to see JA in this film.

  23. 23

    You know, I'm not a huge Aniston fan, but I really can't stand how hateful you are to her. Grow up, you bitter, lonely and talentless hack. The dirt under her toenails is more attractive and more talented than you will ever be.

  24. 24

    stop being such a dick! the woman is beautiful and deserves happiness. she did get fucked over!

  25. 25

    guys he only hates on her so much cause she sued him for printing fake topless photos of her. even if you think shes not all that, no one could call her 'fug' or treat the idea that as an ACTRESS she will sometimes do sexy parts as crazy. Little bit pathetic really..

  26. 26

    ok once again you make assumtions what is with the "this will help her say good-bye to vodka and Ben & Jerry's" She has NEVER been known to have an alcohol proglem or an eating disorder, you are like SYBIL, you go from one end of the spectrum to the next…do you need mood altering medication? Meow, you sound so 13 year old jealous girl, you know the one with the mustache a weight problem and bad acne that NO ONE wants to hang around.

  27. 27

    You are such a sad, envious little man, or whoever is writing your articles is. Seems to me you are very jealous of Jennifer Aniston because you wish you could get the amount and quality of tail that she gets. Face it, you'll never be hot and Angelina is a skank.

  28. 28

    Jen is a beautiful woman! All those men that are 'rumored' to be with her are the lucky ones!

  29. PatT says – reply to this


    Wow! You are a piece of work! Is there anyone out there that you like? Oh wait, only the ones that give you attention back?

  30. 30

    And lady gaga is seksi?
    Mario, for the sake of the gay community, kill yourself.

  31. 31

    Okay I'm sorry but she's been sexy and probably will be sexier than you ever will be…and she is hilarious. I don't understand why you hold such a grudge, grow up…it was probably your fault anyway.

  32. 32

    why all the hating perez? nothing is wrong with her she's fabulous please look in the mirror and tell me if anniston looks as fug as the person staring right back at you

  33. 33

    Only gay guys think she is not hot.

  34. ivy77 says – reply to this


    why u always hatin on Jen? shes beautiful!!!! wayyyy more so than santangelina or whateva is you call that homewrecking fuckstick u love so much

  35. 35

    I like perez, but this hatred towards Jennifer is unwarranted. She is beautiful and has hardly ever looked a mess or even come close to FUG….please…

  36. 36

    She is hot. If this is what un-sexy and un-desirable look like….then sign me up cuz I want to be just as FUG as she is!

  37. luvu2 says – reply to this


    This isn't Jen trying to be sexy, it's her rep describing her role in the movie and yeah, maybe trying to sell it a little. Is that not part of the job? Jen is friggin hot..People like her, she gives people hope. People look at her and think "Gee maybe I won't be a wrinkly overweight hag when I turn 40. Maybe aging won't be so bad" Gay men hate pretty girls like Jen. It reminds them why most men are straight. yeah there I said it

  38. 38

    what do you mean, 'barf and barf'??
    she's GORGEOUS!!

    Re: shialover – agreed!!

  39. 39

    This GAL still makes me P-O-L-E V-A-U-L-T
    Too bad she don't show off her C-A-N-S much
    In a BIKINI she R-O-C-K-S my WORLD

  40. 40

    Perez, if you read all the comments, you will notice how much of an idiot you sound like when you type things like this.
    Jen is beautiful!
    You sound like a catty high school girl.

  41. 41

    jens hot !

  42. 42

    Mario is that call in the kettle black or what? You my friend are the MOST DESPERATE person on the planet. When's the last time you got laid? That long huh? Poor boy.

  43. 43

    Perez, do you have Multiple Personality Disorder? In one recent post, you actually described her as "classy", while trashing Angelina. Now, you make fun of her. Que Pasa? Do you hate her whenever you think about John Mayer? Sheesh, I hope this isn't true. With all the sexy men out there (ASkars, R-Patz), you don't need to focus your attention on this once desirable, now nasty stain of a human beign.

  44. 44

    I usually don't waste my time providing input for such stupidness but thought for this it was required. Just when I thought you finally got over your hatred for Jennifer here it goes again. What has she done so wrong? remember her husband LEFT her, while cheating with someone else. She always maintained dignity through all of it. Just because she is in her 40s doesn't make her desperate you idiot…fyi…who have you gone out with lately?

  45. 45

    It is so unappealing and ugly of you to pick on Jennifer Aniston. She is a lovely, smart, funny woman. Enough!

  46. Patzy says – reply to this


    Why do you hate her so much? She's gorgeous! Accept it and move on to someone who actually isn't good looking. Seriously, are you blind? Also, she may not be the most "serious" actress out there but her movies ARE funny and entertaining.

  47. 47

    Re: karumba – Not true. Many of my gay friends still find women attractive to look at. Just because you aren't sexually attracted to someone, doesn't mean that you can't find them to be sexy. I find many women to be beautiful and sexy, I just don't want to sleep with them.

  48. 48

    This is coming from the man that thinks that just recently posted something about Snooki of Jersey Shore from Jersey Shore being hotter than Jennifer Aniston. I guess Jen's team isn't paying Perez to "hawk" her like Lady Gaga's team.

  49. 49

    Perez, Not sure what all this J-Aniston hate is about… I personally don't get it… Make fun of people who actually deserve it…

  50. 50

    Jennifer Aniston is by no means "fug". That's you. She is gorgeous and the only reason you have a problem with her is because she doesn't give two shits about what you say. Seriously, grow up.

  51. 51

    i saw her once, she was acting very bitchy, and very divaish, i used to like her, and her characters, but now…not so much…

  52. 52

    Jennifer is beautiful and has a lot of class. Perez, you`re a douche for picking on her so much.

  53. 53

    Well she can get a guy like brad pitt.. and you couldnt get a guy 2x uglier than brad pitt even if you had a good plastic surgeon

    good luck with all that ugliness

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  55. 55

    It's obvious that you're sipping some strong Haterade. Perez, accept the fact that you are the trult ugly one on the inside.

  56. 56

    Are you speaking of you, Perez. You and that trannie GaGa are the fugliest people on the planet. Who'd fuck you? Right, no one!! Jennifer Aniston is 40 and has a hotter bod than most 20 year olds. She has boobs and legs I'd kill for!!

  57. 57

    Call her whatever u want PEREZ. Ur just envious cuz ur ugly and no one loves u! *Evil LAUGH* ahahahaha! R U BLIND? She looks like she didnt age!

  58. 58

    Fuck off you douchebag….she is HOT! Must suck to know that she got in Mayer's pants….something you have desperately failed at doing hahahaha Jealousy's a bitch!

  59. balls says – reply to this



  60. 60

    I didn't bother reading the entire thing because you are trash talking a naturally beauty-ful woman who is totally confident. I think i'm about half her age and I wish i looked that good now, nevermind when i actually am her age. You are just jealous because this is a classy woman who is beautiful inside and out and has the confidence (and legs) i wish i had and she wants nothing to do with you because she knows that you are nothing more than two faced who only talks sweet words to people who say good things about you but trash talk anyone continuoously the moment they say something bad about you. I can't wait till Gaga sees your true colours boy, and the backlash she'll get then when she finally sees you for who you are. Ps Perez, I'll be on her side. Heck, i'll take everyones side over yours, including Heidi Montag.

  61. Daily says – reply to this


    Barf is right. This chick is so desperate. So sick of her and her publicist leaking junk out. Why can't this thing go away already.

  62. Daily says – reply to this


    …..and her fake pr posters.

  63. 63

    Dude. I have to ask, even though I know you never actually respond to these comments. Where did this hatred towards Jennifer come from??? You absolutely HATE Leanne Rhymes because she ruined a nice woman's marriage, but you're positively NASTY about Jen. She may not be everyone's cup of tea physically, but YOU'RE GAY!! Why do you even care what she looks like? She's a nice girl who got her heart broken by an ugly person, her marriage destroyed by someone prettier than her, and somehow you make her the villain? It defies logic. Especially given how you feel about the rest of the folks that do such "horrendous" things…ehem….Jesse James. Get yourself in check, man.

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  65. 65

    Perez, I think you're an awfully bitter small man. What has Jen ever done to you. She got dumped. She was sad. Is she not allowed? She is gorgeous, graceful, tactful and maybe hasn't been so lucky in love…and that makes you absolutely resent her? I would LOVE for you to answer to your entire reading community…what it is about her that makes you SO ANGRY. Is it because Angelina is a blatant bisexual - that you think the sun rises and sets with her? You need to get a life and stop tearing down people who have never harmed anyone else and have done nothing but tried to have a career and entertain their fans. You are pathetic, I'm so glad that Jenn will always be more successful, fit, happy and positive than the piece of crap you are.

  66. 66

    I visit this site for celebrity gossip - not your catty, baseless opinions

  67. 67

    I love Jen who doesn't?…Oh wait, that's just you. You know what though, I feel bad for you. Forget about your outside you're just really ugly on the inside. That's really sad. You must live a really sad life. :(

  68. 68

    How can you call this gorgeous lady a FUG? I'm trying to figure out the common denominator in the women that you hate. (a) self esteem (b) many friendships (c) healthy drug free glow ???? And the common denominator in the women that you LOVE? That's easy…

  69. 69

    Are you fucking blind? She's smoking!! :)

  70. 70

    Re: shialover – I agree, have we ever seen or heard of Perez having a man? He wants to talk about JA not having a relationship but where is his man? Re: HateMachine – Your right, she doesnt look like a guppie, skeleton with huge veins running up her arms and feet (aka Angelina)Re: Daily – Why is she desperate? She is an actress so what makes her desperate? Why dont you and your ugly cat go away..jealous fuck.

  71. 71

    Wow Perez, you are soooooo gay. Jen is smokin' hawt! Have you seen that perfect spherical orb that is her azz? She is 100% cellulite-free! You can't live on vodka and B&J's and have an azz like that!
    Except for her lips, Angelina is a scrawny twig. Blech!

  72. 72

    Jen is totally hott, especially for her age. I can only wish I look as half as good as her when I reach that age. Stop hating, no one wants to hear it a-hole.

  73. 73

    Um… did Jennifer Aniston turn your pork fried ass down for an interview or something? She is a talented beautiful woman … Angelina Jolie may also be beautiful but she is a shameless homewrecker who only cares about donating her money to other countries while children in her very own country die. Get over the fact that Jen Aniston hates you .. you sound so pathetic… its so sad

  74. 74

    i love how out of all the comments, only two people agree with you… and they're probably thirteen year old girls who praise you.

    jennifer anniston has never done anything disrespectful. she's naturally beautiful, and although she may not be the most talented actress in hollywood, she's certainly not desperate.

    i think you forget that she's in her 40s and she looks like that.
    i feel like angelina will age like brigitte bardot.
    i feel like jennifer will age like hellen mirren.

    anyone see that?

  75. 75

    jennifer aniston's shit is more important than you will be in your entire lifetime.

  76. 76

    you're just jealous cuz she has a vag*ina, while you got stuck with a d*ick…lol

  77. 77

    What the fuck does that even have to do with finding romance?

  78. 78

    FUCK YOU PEREZ she is GORGEOUS. I don't know why you claim she's "fug" yet people like Lady Gaga are hot. Jennifer Aniston is glamorous, does not look 40-something, has not had plastic surgery, never dresses slutty, I really can't understand why you think she is ugly. She is truly one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. Unlike your hideous, beloved Gaga who needs to wear outrageous clothes to hide her "shiteous" face. Fuck you and get a real job. I am truly sick of how mean you are, and how hypocritical.

  79. 79

    Re: shialover – Sooooo true!

  80. Wrenn says – reply to this


    It's sad that you hate this woman so much. Look what jealousy has done to your face man!! It looks like the inside of an ass hole.

  81. 81

    Re: IHaveADickAndAHoohah
    OMFG! HAHA! very well said!!!

  82. 7tizz says – reply to this


    I love how Mario thinks he's an authority on sexy women. Here's a hint - Lady Gaga is gross and Jennifer Ansiton is sexy. Deal.

  83. 83

    She has actually gotten better looking with age! She's still hot. Any many who doesn't think so is gay…oh, wait.

  84. 84

    Re: face_time – exactly my thoughts. he's also bashing a woman who is ten times richer/ successful than he'll ever be. it seems the only people he doesn't bash these days are Lady Gaga, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Travis Garland ( who can't even keep a song in the iTunes top 200-he's the one that should be desperate for fans), Justin Bieber. If you're not one of those people he'll bash you. jenn is the woman who made $1 million dollars per episode of Friends which no other tv star has ever matched (at least I don't think so)

  85. heyo! says – reply to this


    leave her aloneeee shes amazing fuck you perez ur a fat low life piece of crappp like what if i made a website saying all this bad shit about uu huh? loykee stffuu she'll be more sucessful in her life then you ever will be you're just a jealous creep. get fucking friends.

  86. 86

    Good for her. She's so likable.

  87. 87

    Oh my that's harsh. I cannot recall a time when Jennifer Aniston acted in a way like such gruesome and raunchy stars as Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, or Britney Spears, yet you speak so cruelly of her. This makes my heart hurt. Do you just hate on people for the fun of it? Who's next, Katherine Heigl? I'm glad I'm not a celebrity, Lord knows the kind of hurtful things you would say about me.

    God help you Perez Hilton! Just because your gay, doesn't mean your entitled to act like a bitchy diva towards the wrong people.

    I adore your website, but not when you direct hate towards undeserving hotties. Apologize to her!….unless she did something to you that nobody knows about….then share it. Make us understand!

  88. 88

    she is so successful and seems so nice! also gorgeous! why are we supposed to pity her?

  89. 89

    ha ha ha, you sound like a jealous tween girl with a burn book. Jennifer Aniston is very sexy. She's got a great athletic and fit body. She's always been so classy, I don't understand why you hate her so much yet love people who drop the bombs and show little respect for themselves by publicly making a fool of themselves either through actions, words or both.

    you gotta stop hating or you're gonna end up alone too. all this bitterness inside you needs to go.

  90. 90

    seriously why do you hate her so much?? she seems like a nice person and is SO pretty! lots of people would kill for her life… i doubt she's any kind of "cat lady"

  91. 91

    Re: hotasurban – agreed on the aging comment. Jennifer looks better today than she did in her 20's…Angie looked better in her 20's . I hate bringing in Angie when talking about Jennifer. If Brad had kept his peen from venturing in the first place…but I also recall his so "unromantic" interview right after getting married saying he didn't think one woman could keep his attention for his full life time. I guess the asshole was right. Still a great looking guy though. Oh…back to my point…Jennifer, without comparing to other actresses, is a stunning woman. She's fit, healthy, radiates positivity and total class.

  92. 7tizz says – reply to this


    Re: Emma19 – I'm guessing she blew him off at an event or something. Wouldn't you?

  93. 93

    I think she looks AMAZING for her age, and ten times better than some women half her age! What is your problem with her? She doesn't acknowledge you for the non-celebrity you are?

  94. 94

    really don't understand your problem with jen, she is a lovely lady.

  95. 95

    Was I the only one who saw the nude scene in The Break-Up where she was showing off her shave. The Queen has no clothes!

  96. 96

    Re: Daily
    You are either Porky's lumpy sister, or his diaper-wearing mommy, read all the comments, bitch. That means you're as bright as him. Guess it runs in the family.

  97. 97

    Your hatred for Jennifer Aniston is ridiculous. I guess it is sheer jealousy since she is absolutely beautiful, and you are one of the ugliest people alive. You will never have as much class in your limp little finger as she has in her whole body.

  98. 98

    How much is Angelina's PR department paying you Perez? Like how they spread rumors that Jennifer didn't want to have kids right after the break-up. That came from Angie's camp and you ate it all up. Are you still on the payroll?

  99. 99

    She looks way better and more healthier then Angelia Jolie.

  100. 100

    I agree with you on pretty much everything, but when you constantly harp on Jennifer Aniston it makes me want to tune out! I mean she looks amazing, sexy, healthy, and she is a great role model!

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