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R-Patz Doesn't Get Twilight!

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LOLz!

It may be massively popular, but even the main effing character realizes that the movie just plain sucks!

Robert Pattinson revealed recently that despite being skyrocketed into superstardom by the Twilight franchise, he up until recently avoided watching his own movies!

And now that he has, he's made some pretty astute observations regarding their watchability!

He admits:

"I just saw 'Twilight' on TV for the first time a few days ago. Now that I've seen it, [I realize] you do need to read the book to get it. I was like, 'What?!' and I'm in it."

We have to agree, bb!

But don't be too hard on the director - the source material only gave her SO much to work with!

So it's official - unless you're a Twi-Hard salivating all over yourself the minute those vamps start sparkling, Twilight just doesn't make sense - even to its cast!

Thoughts??

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73 comments to “R-Patz Doesn't Get Twilight!”



  1. 1

    oh…..what i'd do to that boy………



  2. 2

    What time you check into your new digs?? Can't wait for your mug shot. Don't forget to have sis post it here first!!



  3. 3

    hahahahahahahahahah yeah the movies suck the books too but for some stupid reaon I kinda like them but I am not a retarded twi-hard I accept that they suck, you guys need to read harry potter to know how a book should be written



  4. 4

    Stupid…don't they know True Blood is the only one worth shhit…Perez is going to Prison ha ha ha

  5. suuup says – reply to this


    5

    thaaaaaank u. none of the movies make sense if u dont read the book have the stuff is let out to even get what they put in



  6. 6

    Low budget movies suck.



  7. 7

    Damnit it Rob….thats all we need, YOU adding fuel to the twilight haters fire…thanks.

    -___-
    *shakes-head*



  8. 8

    It's about fucking time.



  9. 9

    Perez, I don't think middle aged women are going to be the problem. You'll be going to jail for the underage ones. Buh Bye.



  10. 10

    he didnt say the movie sucks, he said you have to read the books which have more detailing than the movie. and he's right. the books are way better than the movies but they usually always are. quit twisting robs words.



  11. 11

    a guy who is romantic and loving who can resist the temptation of making love FOR THE SAKE OF LOVE just DOESN'T EXIST!!! that's the mystere of this story in my opinion



  12. 12

    wait, fuck you Perez.

    He says YOU NEED TO READ THE BOOK TO GET IT
    just like any other movie made from a book.



  13. 13

    no its still horrible



  14. 14

    the books are fluffy entertainment, easy to put down and pick up.

    the movies are DRECK!

    the only thing decent about the movie's is Taylor's body. he needs to do all his scenes shirtless.



  15. 15

    um.. not true. I like twilight but am NOT a twihard.. and i get it.. even though the 1st movie was lacking.



  16. 16

    lol Perez, you promote the movie everday claiming "yah can't wait for this, going to be great." Yet now you call it crap??
    The movies don't do the books justice. They rushed into making them quick in order to get a profite while the books were very "hot." And it shows in the films, especially in New Moon.



  17. 17

    Re: Tre_Claire – Twilight sucks dick, deal with it, retarded twi-hard.



  18. 18

    Re: Tre_Claire – perez says fuck you moron. ROB DOES NOT LIKE TWILIGHT.



  19. 19

    I absolutely agree! I saw the movie before reading the books and HATED it! I used to make fun of people for being a "Twi- hard". Then a friend of mine told me she was the same way and then she read the books. So with not much excitement I decided to read the books. I really had to push through the first one, my friend told me to just stick it out, read it b/c the rest of the books are so much better. Well needless to say I did and now I am the biggest Twi-hard Edward/ Rob pattinson fan there is! So point is the movies will suck unless you read the books!



  20. 20

    Couldn't agree more. The movies just don't make sense to me. And the acting… Well, let's face it: these aren't academy award winning performances.

  21. iCR says – reply to this


    21

    Of course is fine and funny when Robert says something bad about Twilight, but when Kristen does you suddenly hate her for being ungrateful and blah blah blah. You suck, did you know that?



  22. 22

    you're really slow at updating now
    i don't know why you use to be on it but now generally everything on here is up on other sites faster.



  23. 23

    LOL yeah it doesn't make sense even the books are weak…I mean when you have to use cheap literary devices to move the story ahead there is a problem so who would expect the screen writers could fix it. I only see the movies to look at the men anyway…..probably why most women go actually.



  24. 24

    Robert and Kristen have both slagged it off in the past, which is one of the reasons I don't hate then for being in it.

  25. Kakia says – reply to this


    25

    I don't know. I didn't read the books and I thought the movies were ok. Not that I would want to pay to see them, though. My friend rented the videos so it was an ok night of free entertainment. Just…ok…



  26. 26

    this is one of the reasons why i do not and will not watch the twilight series.. sure pattinson is nice to look at but how many brain cells are you losing when you watch those movies..



  27. 27

    Re: lace02 – EXACTLY



  28. 28

    If you didn't read the books, then you won't get the movies!



  29. 29

    I thought the first movie sucked (excuse the pun) I saw the movie first and then read the books. The books do have more detailing. I agree with the previous poster. The second movie was better I think because of the new director. You'll notice Pattinson slips in and out of his British accent in the first movie too. He's not even in the second movie much.



  30. 30

    Re: paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 – agreed. love harry potter. never could put that book down..



  31. 31

    rpatz is the only reason to watch twilight anyways, and he probably wasnt turned on by himself. without the hot guys, twilight is shit.



  32. 32

    omg and whoever said that the twilight books are OK and that Harry Potter is some sort of good literature is retarted.



  33. 33

    Twilight is like a big mac - you know it's no good, but……

    Robert Pattinson, however, is like your 5 a day, so good for you and so yummy. :0

    Can anyone tell I'm kind of hungry right now.



  34. 34

    PAY ATTENTION: Rob did not say anything bad about Twilight. His words were twisted and taken OUT OF CONTEXT. In that same interview, he was saying that Eclipse is the most accessible.

    Rob is a great guy who appreciates the success he has gotten from Twilight. He was not dissing the movies at all.



  35. 35

    Rob is the only reason to watch the Twilight movies. He is super hot.



  36. 36

    You should call him Head of the Class since his head is enormous (and I mean the one that sits on his shoulders)



  37. 37

    I guess I should read the books then. I am a crazy avid vampire fan and the Twilight movies leave me laughing. The plot lines are disconnected and the love story is full of pure cheddar cheese. Once I do get hooked onto something vaguely interesting they throw in a hook that comes so far out of left field you think they are playing a joke on you.
    .
    So I am guessing the actual books clear some of that up? Do they explain Peter Facinelli's bad hair too?



  38. 38

    The things I would do to this man are unspeakable of. Love him



  39. 39

    Re: fuandck – Because Perez thinks he is a celebrity now and no longer cares about the blog (and people) who put him on the map. We are just an afterthought these days.



  40. 40

    Re: johnnyboyy
    Have you ever read Harry Potter? I like both books. However, Stephanie Meyer is NO J.K. Rowling. J.K. Rowling truely has a rare gift. Her writing is brillant The reason I enjoy Twilight isn't Stephanie's writing "skills," the general plot just some how sucked me in. I enjoyed several of the characters. J.K. Rowling however, makes you not only enjoy the characters but appreciate the writing.



  41. 41

    Also, the Sookie Stackhouse series, in my opinion, is the best vampire serious out there right now. Let's face it, Stephanie Meyer's vampire story is too squecky clean for vampires. You need to know that before going into reading it, otherwise you will never take it seriously lol. Anyone know any other good ones? Please suggest, I'm always looking for new reading material lol :)



  42. 42

    I just don't get the Twilight devotion. I saw the first movie and was bored. The acting is…well…not that good and the story sucks. There's just no meat to it. I have watched "True Blood" and Twilight pales in comparison.



  43. 43

    I find it so amusing that even those who is in it HATE the books and realizes that they dont make sense and they are copies of MANY different books and movies about vampires..!
    See, the cast of Harry Potter cried when they were done with the last movie.. But the cast of Twilight will be so HAPPY that they finally are free from this shit!



  44. 44

    Re: ILoveJesseMac – So true I can see them celebrating after its over lol. For the most part the book is always better than the movie but I've heard the worst from this series compare to other books that were made into movies.



  45. 45

    the first twilight movie was ok but then I saw new moon - UGH! what a waste of time!



  46. 46

    Wait a minute isnt this the time when you are supposed to say something like "How ungrateful you are to be such a huge part of one of the biggest movies ever made" or is that only if Kristen says it.

    You fucking hypocrytical twat.



  47. 47

    AHAHH thats the most funniest thing i've ever read
    i love robert more now, that comment made my day :$



  48. 48

    He didn't say that they didn't make sense, period. He just said that, in order to understand the movies, the books needed to be read beforehand. And I agree.



  49. 49

    It was not the first time he watched the movie, just the first time on network t.v. If you watched the extras on the twilight dvd, he is making fun of himself throughout the movie.



  50. 50

    Re: mmh858 – Perez hates it now because his dreamboat made a comment about it not making much sense. If RPatz was to say that boogers tasted like the sweet nectar of the nectarine Perez would agree



  51. 51

    HAHAHA that quote is amazing. I think I like him now. That's exactly what I thought when I watched Shitlight.



  52. 52

    stfu perez u fatty fat fat.I actually read this interview and uv cut the start and end out.and wots with u dissing his picture.hes the ultimate hottness.Also i fink the way twilight was made was smart that if u hadnt read the books ud get it unless u were a complete dip shit and also if ud read the book ud subtly pic up things that only readers wud no



  53. 53

    Thank you. Finally!!!!



  54. 54

    My respect for Robert Pattinson just grew ten-fold.



  55. 55

    Yah the movies suck a little, the acting isn't the best…the books…eh…I just finished them all. I am ok with saying that they sucked me in and I am now in love with Edward (NOT Robert Pattinson). HOWEVER…it's extremely annoying that this further proves that the actors DID NOT read ANY of the books. How sad…I would have thought that would be important?? Ya know, so they can really understand their roles?? WTF Disapointed



  56. 56

    Aww, I love Robert's happy little face. I wanna smoochie him. :-D



  57. 57

    I don't get you perez, first you were all in awe about the movies and you gave lots of carp to K Stewart for dissing the first movie and now that Rob say it so you agree? hmmm what changed your mind, to growing hating comments regarding this waste of popculture phenomenom?



  58. 58

    the director is the whole reason the movie made no sense! i say totally be hard on the director, the book makes perfect sense :)



  59. 59

    Twilight makes sense. The first movie wasn't as great as the book. New Moon was SO much better. But movies are movies and they can't put EVERY detail into a movie.



  60. 60

    Twilight the movie sucked. Hands down. But, that's what you get with no budget and a mediocre, at best, director. I've read the books (three times), and they are much better than the movies - as is the case with most book to movie conversions. Of course, I'd wager my next paycheck that Perez or the lackey who "wrote" this blurb hasn't actually read a book - and I'm not just referring to anything in the Twilight series.



  61. 61

    HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT TWILIGHT! You really have a way of twisting words…….



  62. 62

    ALL YOU TWILIGHT HATERS. YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!!!



  63. 63

    Duh the books are amazing. I liked Twilight since before it was even made into a movie..



  64. 64

    that doesn't make sense. How did he just watch Twilight when he, Kristen Stewart, and Catherine Hardwicke are all on the DVD commentary?



  65. 65

    Re: April 20th – I don't get his appeal at all, but this should have been the quote of the day instead of that sad comment about Cruise's deadbeat dad.



  66. 66

    Re: Melissa84 – If you saw the interview you would know that he clearly said … he watched it for the first time, apart from doing the commentary. I would imagine he wasn't really paying a whole lot of attention during the commentary because they had to talk throughout the entire thing.



  67. 67

    absolutely. i don't get the whole franchise it just plain sucks to me..



  68. 68

    Never read the books and just accept the movies for what they are - pure entertainment & escapism. Just enjoy people!



  69. 69

    That isn't true about him never seeing the movie…in the 1st twilight, he does a commentary w/stewart and the director. They WATCH the movie and do commentary on every scene. not a directors cut or anything but THE Twilight movie. Not that it matters, but just wanted to call BS…
    doesn't matter….i am still a middle aged (45 year old) TOTAL TWI-HARD!!



  70. 70

    well unless that was someone doing a fantastic robert pattinson impression on the commentary then that's a lie



  71. 71

    Wow, Robbie needs to learn to keep his mouth SHUT! And he looks shockingly just like Arnold in that pic! I hope to gawd that he never runs for politics! :-d But he sure would make a funnn phukk-buddee!!! :-D



  72. 72

    guys perez added the last bit on hee needed people to look at the story this is his job to create rumors but perez some of us are twilight fans and we know befor you what roert patterson say about the movies



  73. 73

    and you know they arnt releasing the harry potter films because of the twilight films you will be waiting till 2013 till you get to watch the films hahaha