Every time we see Tori Spelling, we are concerned a huge gust of wind is going to whisk her into the sky and land her wafer thin body right into a tree.
It hasn't happened yet, but we're still waiting.
For as long as we can remember, Tori has been coming up with excuses and reasons why her bony ass is as bony as it is. Now, she has a new book coming out, and there are some special chapters dedicated to the subject of her weight.
In her new book, TerriTORI (clever) Tori blames everything from migraines to the swine flu for her excessive weight loss. She writes she had to take three rounds of antibiotics to fight the flu, which caused her severe stomach pain. She goes on to say:
"I've never had a great stomach, but (being ill) just completely tore up my stomach and broke down my immune system, and I've basically just been a mess ever since, stomach-wise. It's about rebuilding my immune system."
We want to believe that, Tori, but let's get real. You waited until it was most profitable for you to explain yourself.
We'd love to give you the benefit of the doubt - but there is just so much DOUBT!
What do U think?
[Image via GSI Media.]
Tags: book, swine flu, uncharted territori, weight loss