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Exclusive First Listen! The Situation By The Situation!

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Watch out Heidi Montag and Countess LuAnn! We think you've been beat!

Premiering exclusively at PerezHilton.com is The Situation's first rap single, appropriately titled The Situation.

Give it a listen below!

It's bad…but it could be worse!

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120 comments to “Exclusive First Listen! The Situation By The Situation!”

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  1. 1

    HORRIBLE, ATROCIOUS, CRINGEWORTHY



  2. 2

    oh fatman scoop…..you ruined a decent summer beat by giving it to this guy.



  3. 3

    I'm shocked you haven't signed him to your "label" yet !



  4. 4

    Hates it.



  5. 5

    GFTO



  6. 6

    Ok…lemme guess…. You signed him on your label, right? If so…ugh…so sad. This is SO autotuned and over produced it's shitteous! And you rag on Christina Aguilara?! I would LOVE to live in your world, Perez…. To be able to be SO far gone out of anything remotely relating to reality must be awesome!



  7. 7

    How is this exclusive? I heard it on the radio yesterday morning!



  8. 8

    Popozao by K-Fed is like Grammy material compared to that. Ha



  9. 9

    WHAT A TOOL- OK WE ALL KNOW HE HAS A NICE STOMACHE BUT THAT FACE IS ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE … NOT TO MENTION THE STDS THIS PIG COULD HAVE… ICK…PEREZ WHY WONT THESE FAMEWHORE JUST GO AWAY?

  10. Fabu says – reply to this


    10

    Perez, are you delusional??? This is NOT premiering exclusively at your site… you could hear this song 2 days ago at TMC… just sayin… might wanna be sure before you say "exclusively"…



  11. 11

    ugh this guy is so repulsive and ugly



  12. 12

    This is B-A-D!!!!! I couldn't listen to the whole thing.



  13. 13

    I LIKE IT!!
    Its awesome!
    Some nice fist pumpin' music



  14. 14

    And I thought Perez's voice was a annoying.



  15. 15

    Really??? Who would ever listen to that crap???



  16. 16

    what an effing joke! ha



  17. 17

    What a douche. He has only got one thing going for him, and he shows that off everywhere he goes. Why even bother wearing a t-shirt if you're going to pull it up all the time…



  18. 18

    OMG THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY BAD.
    just stick to being a guido drama queen plz.



  19. 19

    It doesn't even sound like the Situation. its just horrible words put to fist pumpin music.



  20. 20

    Well he's 100x better than Travis Garland.



  21. 21

    Someone assasinate him. I'll pay money. What kind of twat calls themselves 'The Situation' then releases a song of the same name? I'd rather eat my own cold sick than have any physical contact with that… THING!



  22. 22

    Hahahahaha ewwww.



  23. 23

    Here we go again….a butt ugly face that only has his abs to thank for the publicity he is getting!!!

    Wow lets see what is abs look like in 5-10 years. Thank god he won't be shit in 6 months!!!

    I hate these media whores!!!



  24. 24

    Late again! Hardly exclusive . I think you are losing it Mario!



  25. 25

    One shit wonder.



  26. 26

    I am embarrassed for his entire family tree. Jesus, this thing sucks. So, when ya gonna try to promote him, Perez?



  27. 27

    its not exclusive you dumb ass bitch….this has been out since monday and really sux



  28. 28

    I heard this 2 days ago on Kid Kraddic. Still sucks now…



  29. 29

    thx for making me deaf…..what have i ever done to u?



  30. 30

    Blink….blink….stare



  31. 31

    hahahhahahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahahaah. comedy gold.



  32. 32

    Uh I don't think I'll assault my eardrums with this.



  33. 33

    Pedophile and fucking liar. Geez who knew? EVERYONE



  34. 34

    its ok



  35. 35

    you're late! Already heard it at homorazzi.com…



  36. 36

    Re: Malfinnien

    i'll help you, i'll pay half, ’cause, not only that bitch is uglée, but he is hidiculous, i have not even heard that crap, i know that is terrible…..



  37. 37

    Ewwwwwwww, put that away. His stomach looks plastic.



  38. 38

    Re: MoodySpring – U do realize there are also dozens of 15 year old boys running around naked in that world right? ;-)



  39. 39

    Re: crazie – lol agree!!!!



  40. 40

    Ive heard alot of bad songs…and this is probly the worst



  41. 41

    Oh god WHY?!



  42. 42

    it's not that bad. I actually didn't mind it. pretty good, decent track.



  43. 43

    what a doucheR. situation…woah gotta situation…..what the hell is this crap. it could be good. "rape me like some ice cream" i swear i heard that in the beginning. look i'm all about good lyrics and any lyrics that has anything to do with getting money or girls is garbage to this LilLady. boosh



  44. 44

    This isn't very good. He might have nice abs, but he really isn't all that cute either.



  45. 45

    this is by no means "exclusive"! I heard it some where else yesterday!!!



  46. 46

    this couldnt be worse. this IS a situation, and it needs to be dealt with IMMEDIATLEY



  47. 47

    I LOVE IT!!! JOKE! HAHAHAHAHA I GIVE IT 4 THUMBS DOWN!!!



  48. 48

    How is it exclusive when it's already on itunes?



  49. 49

    WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP POSTING ANYTHING ON THIS DON KNOTTS GOMER PYLE JUGHEAD IDIOT!

    IT MAKES US WANT TO VOMIT AND LOWERS YOUR CREDIBILITY COMPLETELY!

    AND YES, I AM YELLING!



  50. 50

    Exclusive my ass. This song has been everywhere for the past two days.



  51. 51

    he needs to say "Situation" more.. oh i see he says your name in it…that's why it's not bad



  52. 52

    Wow is all I can say. It's really bad.



  53. 53

    HE IS NOT A CELEBRITY. HE IS A DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF WHITE TRASH FROM AN IRRADIATED PILE OF STATEN ISLAND GARBAGE.

    AND I HAVE HEARD HE IS GOING TO BE SET UP BY MTV THIS SEASON FOR AN EMBARRASSING DOWNFALL IN WHICH THEY FIRE HIM ON CAMERA.



  54. 54

    I'm sorry Perezito….pero that does NOT even sound like him…..

    SUXXXXXXXXXXXX



  55. 55

    Ugh to the 10th degree.



  56. 56

    That doesnt even sound like him rapping… so sad he has a situation on his hands and its himself… grow up mike your like 30



  57. 57

    oh my god i finally found one thing worse than seeing him flashing his grooves all the fucking time—-listening to him "sing"….



  58. 58

    For someone who calls out other people copying….you are the worst. I saw this 2 days ago on TMC…you know, the site you copy most of ur stories from…



  59. 59

    SORRY!!!!!
    I WOULD MUCH RATHER LISTEN TO…COUNTESS LUANN…SINGING…
    'MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU CLASS'…
    THAN THIS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    …WHICH IN THIS CASE…..
    IT APPEARS……………'MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU CLASS ,SITUATION
    'MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU CLASS………..



  60. 60

    those are some abnormal abs! he's got a 2 pack molded underneath some ingrown fat. euw!



  61. 61

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  62. 62

    I likeeeeeee



  63. 63

    If I see his stomach one more time . . . Why don't you just post a blurb, if you must, without a photo. Between he and the chubbster, whatever her name is, I am tempted to stop even looking at your site for fear of seeing them both.



  64. 64

    Is his vocabulary that horrible that all he does is show his abs? I wouldn't pay a penny for anything from him. yuk



  65. 65


  66. 66

    for the love of God! can SOMEONE please tell this kid to put his shirt back on????!!! he has TWO ABS PEOPLE–one, two, thats it!! how on earth does anybody sweat him?? who sweats him anyway?? roley-poley girls chowing down dough-nuts?? because his body is nothing- NOTHING! its laughable that hes running around flashing 2 abs and pigs are squealing at this! can someone take a comparative photo to lets say, Mario Lopez, Matthew Mcconahey, David Beckham, even Zach Efron– all of which have 6 abs–it stings my eye every time i walk past a tabloid with this clown on it and his shirt up, grow up already, learn how to do proper crunches and develop some damn symmetry! tick tock kiddo, 15 min are almost up..



  67. 67

    No amount of autotune is going to give you talent, and no amount of ab work is going to fix that face!



  68. 68

    In his defense, this will be a big hit at the gay clubs.



  69. 69

    Exclusive my ass. I heard this shit on Kidd Kraddick the other morning. It was so autotuned you cldn't recognize his voice.



  70. 70

    FUCKING FAIL FAIL FAIL!!! SOMEONE PLEASE SLAP THIS BITCH!!! REAL RAPPERS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, THIS BITCH REPEATS HIMSELF LIKE THE RETARD THAT HE IS!!! I WOULDN'T TAKE IT FOR FREE IF THEY TRY TO GIVE IT TO ME, LET ALONE BUY IT!!



  71. 71

    Why is this guy famous again? Great, he has abs, but his face is absolutely vomit worthy, in twenty years, he will look like one of those fat, Italian mobsters with a face like a hound. This track is really, really bad.



  72. 72

    Horrible. Just…horrible.



  73. 73

    oh maan you ain't JB honey

    not even near….



  74. 74

    I just THREW UP in my mouth!



  75. 75

    …the beat isn't too bad. lol



  76. 76

    If it were any worse, my ears would be bleeding.



  77. 77

    lolllll… rightttt!!! Here we got a Heidi montag kind of situation rightt?? ….. THey took someone with absolutly no talent and makes some good arrangements with it.. and there u go, u got a song that no one we hear more than 1 time!



  78. 78

    i bet his dick is small.
    cant wait till he has a beer belly.

    and this song is shit

  79. Fade says – reply to this


    79

    This was scary!! I had to stop listening the minute he opened his mouth.



  80. 80

    WRONG! This song is soooo much better than you guys think! Imagine if we actually could hear "The Situation" actually trying to sing/rap… Our ears would be bleeding and yes some of us would have died. So count your blessings, this is not as horrible as it could have been… Shout out to over-producing to cover lack of talent!



  81. 81

    His Abs are not all that at all. He doesn't have a 6 pack, he doesn't even have a 4 pack, if you actually look, he has a 2 1/2 pack! BTW, where are his obliques? How deluded. But hey I can't hate him for trying, b/c at least he's making $. Only about 15 more minutes of it though. Gay porn is in his future.



  82. 82

    this is the worst thing i have EVER heard.



  83. 83

    Did Tila Crazyballs Tequilla sign this fucking auto tune fuck? First of all this dude is NOT even hot. His face is UGGO plain and simple. OK Ill give him that his torso is fly but you can put lipstick on a pig and its still a pig. If ole boy had a fucking brain in his roid head he would get a line of boxers out asap as he is always showing them anyway. Dumbass shoulda been doing that instead of PRETENDING to sing. What is next him fucking Heidi M? Now that would be a show worth watching..



  84. 84

    whose bright idea was it to let this asshole anywhere NEAR a recording studio?



  85. 85

    fatman scoop—you should stick to making man & wife podcasts and promise never again to work with jersey trash!



  86. 86

    WEVE GOT A SITUATION!! WOAHHH- Watch out Heidi- u must be so jealous- I love it!



  87. 87

    shiteous.



  88. 88

    OMFG NO!!!!!! can all these STD driven Italians go away! ugh



  89. 89

    Hey… But at least he has a great personality!



  90. 90

    I see the pedophile likes looking at hairless boys too. Pathetic!



  91. 91

    Lol it doesn't sound anything like him.



  92. 92

    Why does he sound so nasally? Sounds like he has a cold. LOL fuckin lame.



  93. 93

    LMAO! it's soooo bad it's hilarious!

    but his baseball commercial is funnier.



  94. 94

    I'd love to know when, as a society that we will we stop elevating people to celebrity status when they've done absolutely nothing worthwhile to earn it…including Perez.



  95. 95

    $85 cologne, watch out!!!



  96. 96

    -.-… he needs to jus stick to fist pumpin… not trying to make ppl fist pump to a bad song… smh



  97. 97

    haha what does this shallow fuck know about makin music?



  98. 98

    When I played it one of my four month olds started crying. 'Nuff said.



  99. 99

    ? was that even him?

  100. kikik says – reply to this


    100

    "my $85 dollar cologne"
    whoa, we got a big spender here guys.
    what a d-bag. he needs to crawl under a rock and die

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