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Behold the single cover for The Situation's newest (and hopefully last) release!

Too much face and not enough abs is the problems here.

Listen to his song below.



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111 comments to “Fail!”

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  1. 1

    This is a Joke, no ?

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  3. StayC says – reply to this


    Has anyone told him he needs a nose job?

  4. 4

    FIrst Ur So Late On uPLOADING sONG, sECOND itS sO hIM a fUNN paRTY sONG PLAY ON !!!

  5. 5

    He reminds me of don johnson - remember his one hit wonder in the 80's? the situation is the new don. hates it.

  6. 6

    whoooo, that face is a trainwreck!

  7. 7

    What is wrong with his hands?!?! Were they dipped in wax, or was it just a REALLY crappy photo shop job?

  8. 8

    what the hell is this shit man oh man why is it that any fucking idoit can make music down in the us these days ….

  9. 9

    Is it weird that I find it entertaining? It's no Tardy for the Party, but it's better than Money Can't Buy You Class. Plus it beats Darrelle London out of the water. Hah!

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  11. 11

    "Fail!"… when I first saw this title I thought for sure it was about a loud gay attention whore posting bottomless photos of underaged girls…

  12. 12

    i kind of like it. its weird and needs a lot of work but has potential!

  13. Niloo says – reply to this


    if he got a nose job he wouldnt be so fugg in the face. btw this song is awful.

  14. 14

    pitiful & PATHETIC!!! :P

  15. 15


  16. P-REZ says – reply to this


    seriously dude YOU talking about these dumb shits helps keep them afloat…just ignore them and they will go away. Guidos need attention to survive.

    And that song made my ears bleed, not even being bias. I gave it an honest try, AWFUL.

  17. 17

    that's almost as bad as spencer pratt

  18. 18

    would rather listen to nails being dragged across a chalk board

  19. 19

    …and isn't he supposed to be TAN?!?!

  20. 20

    It's better than popozao

  21. 21

    At 1st I thought it was a CaCa song. Hey FatBoy , what happened to your 37 posts a day about her. CaCa must have told you to take a hike when she learned about your PEDOPHILIA.

  22. 22

    wow this Kid needs to get a real job and a life as well!!!! realy sick of these people!

  23. 23

    Holy Crap….what a piece of SHIT!!

  24. 24

    Better than anything Perezcious Music has ever put out! LOL

  25. 25

    OK, here's the situation: YOU SUCK! Ha ha, I made a funny comment….

  26. 26

    Its not actually as bad as I thought it would be but his voice sounds heavily edited.

  27. 27

    He's actually pretty fucking goofy looking, and the song sucks. But it would seem that you can be an uneducated talentless moron and still make big money acting it all out for the world to see. If I want to see this guido dumbshit, I'll just go to the fucking zoo.

  28. 28

    It just occurred to me that I wouldn't have recognized his face if you hadn't of listed it. I would, however, recognize his abs. lol

  29. 29

    This should go back to where it came from…auto-tune hell.

  30. 30

    This "Situation" just sucks. Stop Now you one trick pony.

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  32. 32

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! WHAT…A…FUCKING…LOOOSSSEERRRRR.. I literally can not think of anything more desperate than this…this is just beyond bad! So pathetic…so completely and utterly sad and pathetic…I mean…I used to hate this guy and everything he stood for, but i guess now i just feel really really sorry for him. Can you imagine how strong his desire to be famous must be for him to A) take that GOD AWFUL picture and B) to think that n e one would take him seriously… Look dude..UR NOT HOT, UR ABS ARE NOT SEXY DESPITE WHAT ALL THOSE TRAILER TRASH NJ CHICKS TELL U!!!! and btw..U HAVE THE HERP . no one likes u please go away forever. thank u- With Love, The Universe.

  33. 33

    Re: mannystar14 – I ThInk yOu nEeD tO tAKe tyPinG ClAsSeS.

  34. 34

    arrgghhh just go away mr. situation. we are in wiliam shatner territory now.

  35. 35


  36. 36

    this dude is so fug

  37. 37

    Ugh! This Is The Biggest Situation In The Music History! Hes making a fool of himself Again! What a douchBag!

  38. 38

    Is that Kevin Federline doing back-up vocals?

  39. 39


  40. 40

    It's cool how this regular guy is living out his dream. It's something many people envy. who cares if the song is good or bad!

  41. 41

    That song makes mw sick to my stomach and it is f-ing stupid! HE NEEDS TO USE THE MONEY FROM MTV AND FIX THE "SITUATION" ABOVE HIS SHOULDERS.

  42. 42

    hahahahaha hahahahahahah hahahahahaha the lyrics are way too funny ….wouldn't of matter who sang this song, the beat made me want to dance…

  43. 43

    This would be a good be in a club where all you can here is the beat :)

  44. 44

    How is this even considered music? Ever since the Jersey Shore, the whole cast thinks they're celebrities or something. All they are is trash and not even from the Jersey Shore.

  45. 45

    honestly it pierces my ears…i had to turn it off

  46. Mimsi says – reply to this


    I guess his abs are pretty hot but DAMN he has an Epic ButterFace.

  47. 47

    ugh it disgusts me that some nobody on a reality show can put out a song, while other wayyy more talented artists are out there undiscovered. the song sucks, and hopefully his 15 minutes of fame will be over soon. plus he isnt even good looking.

  48. 48

    lol beat is crunk. however that voice isn't. blah i hope he didnt send more than $50 on the budget of that song and single cover.

  49. 49

    Holy Autotune! This is dreadful!!!!

  50. 50

    He's still better than Travis Garland. Is it wrong I'm starting to like this song?

  51. 51

    "Too much face and not enough abs is the problems here."
    bwa hahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahh!!!!

  52. mgh says – reply to this


    ugh that was just annoying.

  53. 53

    The TRuth about MIA's and Katy Perry's bodies!!!! The TRuth about MIA's body!!!!

    How does Katy Perry measure up to MIA and Gaga? CAN she measure up? Go to LISTAL! Google How does katy perry measure up?

    How does Katy Perry measure up?How does Katy Perry measure up?

    Google Katy Perry overrated celebrity bodies and how does Katy Perry measure up to see THE TRUTH!! MIA and katy Perry BODY LIES EXPOSED!!

  54. 54

    sorry, but this got old really fast…

  55. 55

    Good, now all he's needs to market is a friggin' lunchbox with his friggin' face in it!

  56. 56

    Watch him sell more than either Slimey or you're new tool.

  57. 57

    He actually looks okay here. I think its because he's not talking or lifting his shirt…or smiling.

  58. CBH01 says – reply to this



  59. 59

    fist pump!

  60. 60

    Wow. That really stunk.

  61. 61

    what dainty little hands

  62. 62

    The lyrics are akin to the those from musical innovators like John Lennon, Kurt Cobain and Tupac Shakur. The line "lick me like some ice cream" is genius . . . sheer genius. I wish I had thought of it.

  63. 63

    Wigger TRASH !!!

  64. 64

    Why are his hands ghost white in the picture and the rest of him tan….. creepy. Is it just me or is this guy butt ugly? His"situation" isn't even THAT good. UGH!!!!!!

  65. dzine says – reply to this


    He should come out of the closet already.

  66. 66

    Fucking hell that was horrible. Give a record deal and money to that fucking idiot, yet nobody gives a shit about vets coming back from the war or people who do something worth a shit to be revered or celebrated. Stupidity is God in this country, along with bad taste, apparently.

  67. 67

    wow… everyone thinks they can sing…What A FAIL

  68. 68

    EW. white trash.

  69. 69

    The epitome of a SNAFU. Situation Normal, All Fucked Up. Yeh, that sounds just about right

  70. 70

    yea its funny because on that cover he doesnt look tan or orange at alll!!

  71. 71

    Pleeeez, make it go away! i beg, i plead, i vomit…. why the fuck are you giving this media douche any press, perez???? still heart ya

  72. 72

    photoshop much?

  73. 73

    I like it.

  74. 74

    All of you screaming about how much you hate it - if his name wasn't attached to it would you be hating on it as much? What if it was "The Situation" by Luda? Would you all be saying the same thing?
    Bunch of followers I swear. If you don't like the song, then fine. But don't just jump on the trendy hate wagon because it is the Perez thing to do.

  75. 75

    LOL!!!! Poor guy :(

  76. 76

    is it just me? i dont think this sounds like him.. soo weirdd lol

  77. 77

    omg he is so hideous. he needs a reality check.

  78. 78

    At least he mentioned you!! Did you hear that part?

  79. 79

    it's like a shit sandwich with extra shit on the inside then double dipped in more shit with a side order of shit.

  80. 80

    couldn't even get halfway through it. THIS is a situation… and not a very pretty one, if i may say.

  81. 81

    sounds better than that "GAYland" singer LOL
    I joke I joke they both SUCK

  82. 82

    Makes me want to fist pump…. HIS FACE!

  83. 83

    ok so where was he in this song cause im confused. was that just him at the very end kinds talking???

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  86. Sezzy says – reply to this



  87. 87

    My ears started to bleed at the 30 second mark. At the 50 second mark I thought I was going to vomit so I stopped it.

  88. 88

    Re: XvTheTruthvX

  89. 89

    This is the equivelant of shit taking a shit.

  90. 90

    I love it. lol

  91. 91

    This guy is gross his body is not all that his face is way gross the big nose the womanly lips the hands are sick looking and he sleeps with anything hes famious for being a whore anyone that like this ass #)** wait to u raise daughters and she bring the situation home cause beleive me this idiot will be at the jersy shore and 49 yrs flexing his old man flab saying ur parents will remember me for the 2010 season of the jersy shore. hes all into working out yet he smoke 3 packs a day and when i fight breaks out her runs this guys a loser up ur standards people

  92. 92

    Gave me a headache within 30 secs…I think I'll listen to some gaga to cleanse my palate from that disaster

  93. 93

    ugh i didn't last past 30 seconds… she's sniffin on my 85 dolla cologne? really?
    sad thing is i know some douchebags who will probably actually like this song.

  94. 94

    LOLERSOIDS! jesus crispies! this guy's so ugly and he thinks he's famous and important and shit.

  95. 95

    i kinda dig the hype sound of it, i mean when ur at a club drunk and dancing who the hell cares what ur dancin too haha but situation is just too fake the thrives on his ego

  96. 96

    Re: StayC – you know he's Italian right? hahaha
    we're proud of our giant noses

  97. 97

    his ear frightens me. I feel bad you were mentioned in the song. I feel worse I actually listened to it. Thats a few minutes of my life I wish I could have back

  98. 98

    the song is nice but ur right he needed 2 have a hotter pic

  99. 99

    i just vomited in my mouth

  100. 100

    Better than your shit single, Mario. By the way, how long till you go to jail for child porn?

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