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Shannon Elizabeth Is NOT Going To Like This!

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LOLz!

Holy shiz, if this is true, then shame on you, Shannon Elizabeth!

A Perezcious reader just e-mailed us this crazy story regarding the z-lister!

They write:

So a few friends and I were invited to a house poker game in Los Feliz last Friday, and it turned out to be Shannon Elizabeth's house. Her address is XXXX XXXXXXXX Way, Los Angeles. Anyways, this is kind of cool and we at first think it's really a treat to be playing poker with her, but it turns out she's not even playing, she's just coming in and out and collecting money from people and taking an illegal rake for the house. One pot I was in had only $70 dollars in it, but the dealer took $25 dollars out for the house…..? Anyone who plays poker knows this is nuts.

I was like "WTF? Why are you taking that out?" He said, "It's for the house."

"What the hell is there left to play for, why is it so much?" He said, "You're in the presence of greatness," referring to Shannon.

So my friends and I didn't end up staying too long after that. She's so busted apparently that she has to rip poker players off with her D-List status and rob us blind at the poker tables by raking way too much. First off, it's illegal, second off, she's out of her mind to think she can rake that much just because of who she was. She was just a naked girl in a popular movie. Nothing more. The few times I have played with her, she's thrown childish hissy fits, and stormed off, throwing cards and chips. She's mean, immature, disrespectful, and just an all around shallow greedy has-been.

Out of control!

But let's be fair - she wasn't just the naked chick in American Pie! She also got ripped in two within the first twenty minutes of Cursed! Bwa ha ha!

Tisk, tisk, bb!

Thoughts??

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46 comments to “Shannon Elizabeth Is NOT Going To Like This!”

  1. @v@ says – reply to this


    1

    Don't you just love the internet?



  2. 2

    Ewww.



  3. 3

    How the hell do you live with yourself?



  4. 4

    SO this person in the email admitted to u of her illegal gambling? shes at her house so i don't see anything wrong with a charge to play. if she did not like it leave faster. and why is she talking shit about something illegal when the whole thing is?



  5. 5

    a friend of mine actually played poker with her and jessica alba but it wasnt at her house so he didnt get any taken out for the house, i knows she into poker though so i guess it could be a legit story.



  6. 6

    What a narc whoever sent u that is a loser. Just like u…



  7. 7

    I WONDER IF THE xxx STAND FOR HOLLYWOOD WAY



  8. 8

    Funny…well i guess her other choice for money would be a VH1 show..haha. But thats pretty weak



  9. 9

    Maybe so, but what were all those idiots doing there, contributing to the delinquency of this Z-lister?



  10. 10

    bb, you actually believe this? I'm going to email you a dumb lame story too, let's see if you post it Perezita!



  11. 11

    Re: Ozz465

    Love the picture you have of my Perezita! :)



  12. 12

    This story is actually true. I met this overrated no class broad 2 years ago, again last year and witnessed a hissy fit just last week at the WSOP. She's a shallow, superficial bitch and she's friends with Tiffany "Clock caller when not in the hand bitch" and Maria HO." Use your own judgement kids…



  13. 13

    -
    Hey, anybody else notice that the "The View" banner ads are gone from this site?
    -
    Hmmm…..almost like ABC doesn't want to be associated with someone who posts pictures of underage girls which have been altered into kiddie porn
    -



  14. 14

    I was at a hair salon in weho where she was getting a trim after her american pie movie (2000) - she ignored all 2 workers in the salon, including her hairdresser, which i found odd. She had her face buried in a script to avoid any eye contact with anybody - there was a total of 5 people in there. I smelled 'bitch' all over her. BTW her bill was over $3,500.00 for the trim and her studio was paying for it.



  15. 15

    I just Googled Shannon's Elizabeth Net Worth …Don't think she needs to rip off anybody. Sounds like this person can't play Poker. Shannon seems pretty cool to me.



  16. 16

    How does Katy Perry measure up? CAN she measure up? Go to LISTAL!

    How does Katy Perry measure up?How does Katy Perry measure up?

    Google Katy Perry overrated celebrity bodies to see THE TRUTH!!

  17. S88 says – reply to this


    17

    PERVERT HILTON NEEDS TO BE PROSECUTED. HIS SITE IS THE WORST FORM OF CYBERBULLYING OUT THERE!



  18. 18

    Re: OSWOSW – Are you the one who sent in the original story? lol Your writing style sounds the same.



  19. 19

    House rules. Plain and simple. If you don't like it leave. Pictures or I call fake.



  20. 20

    The story is weak.. 1st they claim they were pleasantly surprised, then claim all she did was take her cut off the top-not play, then claim "the few times they played with her" . WTF? Someone got stung and are looking for a little revenge



  21. 21

    Saw her on a TLC show "While you were out" she had such a bad attitude on that show.. Has nothing to do with this except i believe the part about her being a snotty bitch..



  22. 22

    wow that sounds made up



  23. 23

    How is it you've never been sued, you moron? Shannon's been in Las Vegas at the WSOP so how could this stupid article be true?



  24. 24

    Re: alfabravo – Woo your just like Perez posting old news… we already knew this but thanks mini perez



  25. 25

    lol - Hey MeggiePie come down to the Rio. Ms. Thang will be there playing poker thru the end of July. Come meet her yourself. And take a gander how she treats people with your own eyes. Then you can post an apology. Dipshiit.



  26. 26

    Can't be true, she was in Vegas (and still is) during this alleged incident. Way to check facts!



  27. 27

    First he says he met her last Friday…then that he has played with her before…….is BS



  28. 28

    i wanted to titty fuck that woman since american pie…



  29. 29

    So you joined and illegal game and are complaining about the illegal rules? You poor sad sack!

  30. KG103 says – reply to this


    30

    Just saw her at the WSOP in Vegas this past weekend - she was standing there, talking to someone and there was a guy waiting right next to her to get a picture of her. He was waiting for her to finish her conversation. She completely ignored him for about 15 minutes and then walked away. What a Witch! I felt bad for that guy….



  31. 31

    So can anybody just email you stories about celebrities and you print them? This could be from some chick just trying to get payback because her boyfriend slept with Shannon. Have you done anything to verify this?



  32. 32

    Sounds True….



  33. 33

    idk , take this with a grain of salt…this person contradicted themself in the story…first they said "this is kind of cool and we at first think it's really a treat to be playing poker with her"- IMPLYING that they have never met nor played with her and thought it would of been cool too…..BUUUUT then later they said "
    The few times I have played with her, she's thrown childish hissy fits, and stormed off, throwing cards and chips. She's mean, immature, disrespectful, and just an all around shallow greedy has-been." -SAYING that they have played with her b4 soooo which is it……i think this person is bitter and angry about something and trying to get back at her and get her in trouble for this poker thing…..mhhhhhhhh



  34. 34

    Sore Loser it what it sounds like. LOSER with emphasis. 10% rake in LA? On a pot you had $70 in? If there were 4 people in the pot that would be $280 and the dealer raked $25? You, and your fellow players, shorted Shannon and her two nice girls another $3. Loser!



  35. 35

    IRS

  36. @v@ says – reply to this


    36

    So what happened with her and the dancing guy?



  37. 37

    Something doesn't sound right. First he states that he was brought to her house eventhough he didn't know it was hers…then he states that "the few times I've played with her"…either someone is telling the truth OR they have been sniffing the new card scent from the deck!



  38. 38

    she's a set of nice tits with Alanis Morrisette's retard face. NEXT!



  39. 39

    How is it illegal?



  40. 40

    How nice that this moron can accuse someone of cheating, childish behaviour, and illegal activities all the while remaining anonymous. He has no problem even giving you her address. I think now just to prove he is above board he should publish his name and address and also admit to his own childish behaviour and illegal activities. But no these trolls and their supporters never do this. This is like robbing a bank with someone and then calling the police to turn them in. What a rat. Pathetic loser!!!!



  41. 41

    She is one of my friends cousins….if she isn't nice to her mother… she's not going to be nice to anyone…and that was when they were younger. Doesn't sound like she has changed.



  42. 42

    Loser and not pretty at all.



  43. 43

    Oh my, this is delicious, but a bit sad, and then more delicious :)



  44. 44

    Where in Los Feliz?



  45. 45

    the person that wrote that is a huge douche bad, u are invited to her house to play poker an then cry and complain about it. WTF!!!! dont fucking go to her house u fucking loser



  46. 46

    i've played in the game. rake is 5%. standard. nothing illegal happening. very friendly game. sorry perez. hate to burst your bubble. actually hate to burst your perezcious reader's bubble, but i think maybe it's someone who doesn't like her very much and wants to play in the game but wasn't invited. he didn't mention in the "statement" that there was security, password, id check, etc…. wasn't just a "house game." i think there's a part of the story missing.