The Kardashians Penning Advice Book

Are you effing serious, St. Martin's Press?!
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are writing a book: Kardashian Confidential.
"It's going to be an advice book with lots of pictures," claims a source.
We have no clue what else there is to know about them!
Kim said:
"It's going to [have] lots of fun tips and stories and everything about relationships; it's a little bit more of an in-depth look into our lives, even though people think that they've probably seen everything.
We're just being super-candid and sharing lots of pictures and fun stuff."
Unless it's about how she got her hawt bikini body, we don't really wanna hear about it!
Will U buy the Kardashian's book?
[Image via WENN.]
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"It's going to be an advice book with lots of pictures" - well, Duh - i'm surprised these girls can spell their own names……..
Um… no? What's the advice, how to be a shallow, plasticly altered, trust fund baby? I'll pass on this one. I don't hate on them, this is the life they were brought into, but giving ADVICE? That's disheartening.
"It's going to be an advice book with lots of pictures," LMAO!!! That explains it all!!!!!!
Bonus- Tape signed by Kim and Ray J!
Where the fuck did the big bitch on the left come from?
why would a i read a book on relationship advice by people who cant hold a relationship themselves? Weird!
XTINA's newest and hottest BFF KIM! LOVE them! Fuck you Pedophile Perez!
Advice … about what ?? How to whore yourself ??
Re: skim96 – That's Lamar's wife !!
khloe looks like a dragqueen…just saying…..
now is a new trend, every talentless whore in chizwood wanna play stephenie meyer, of course, since these brainless apes cannot write novels, (and put your ugly name in another person story is a crime, i know that those bitches already thought about it, but if they did it indeed, big fat oprah would have exposed them!!!) so they write about they sorry fat asses, what kind of person(moron) really wants to know how to be a kardASShian ???????
I am sorry, khloe looks like a man… What are they giving advice on? How to release a sex tape and turn it into fame and fortune? How to have a baby with a douche out of wedlock? How to nab a man that is on the DL? mmmhhh or how to have your mom whore you out so the family can make money for a few years and live beyond their means because they think the money will be rolling in forever, oh wait, it may be if you marry an athlete, until he retires. funny!
unless khloe's giving advice on how to make your mother cry she doesn't have much to offer
why so negative?
sounds better than your books
"lots of picutres" hahahaha. NOT SURPRISED.
Yeah lots and lots and lots and lots of pictures I bet
what advice could they possibly give?
First off, this group of famewhores need to be gone pronto. The only reason any of them are famous at all is Reggie Bush laid pipe on Kim (aka the only good looking one). Secondly, Perez has no right to criticize anyone for writing a book, when he himself has rehashed garbage into books twice. Both terrible.
why would odom marry that fucking pig?!!!!
Re: johnnycanada – Can suck a golf ball through a gardon hose.
the one on the left looks like an exotic miss piggy.
hahaha WHY WOULD I WANT ADVICE FROM A NARCISSIST TRANNY WHO CANT KEEP A MAN, A BITCH WHO KEEPS A SHITTY MAN AND SOMEONE WHO RUSHED INTO MARRIAGE? LOL WHAT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll buy it only if Kim admits she has butt implants!
No No No No No and NO. Amazing how much press these Famous for Nothing girls get.
gawd khloe is so ugly. I hate to be mean but her face looks like a turd
lots of pictures is good
I'll pass thanks. Famewhores
Re: lalalala – unless khloe's giving advice on how to make your mother cry she doesn't have much to offer–LMAO! So true…
Advice to be a total airhead bitch with a big ass!
That's funny because nothing about the Kardashians is confidential.
Who would want relationship advice from a chic who repeatedly takes back and has a child with one of the biggest douchebags on tv!? That's laughable. The only Kardashian with any kind of personality at all is, Khloe, but the poor thing looks like a linebacker and has no future on tv without her sisters, so sad. This will be at half priced books for a quarter within a year.
buy their book get real, these people are over exposed as it is.
what will they do when they have to actually work for a living? Re: skim96 –
Re: skim96 – hey skim what i meant to say was your right she is a big ole b huh.?
NO! I'd rather cut my own spleen out.
But I will pee on someone else's copy.
the only think they should be giving advice on is not FRAUDING fans. i seen it with my own eyes right in front of me at their Dash store in Calabasas, Ca. their employees were forging their autographs on images fan's had mailed in to get signed. not only that these poor innocent people had sent checks and money orders to BUY a autograph and in return were getting a EMPLOYEE signing their autograph… ever since that day last month i refuse to support these women with no talent.
The only advice they have that will get US where THEY are is this:
Sit back and enjoy the attention, fame and extra money your family rakes in when your Mother marries a rich and desperate has-been.
Re: jamminbabi – hit it right on the head!
I think their mother cheated on their daddy. khloe is very pretty but so much taller than the other two. Kim has the worse personality and Kourtney is the prettiest. I'm sure they will have advice on plastic surgery, lipo, botox, wild sex, std (s) , shiny hair, shiny butts, ….etc.
What advice can these idiots give me? How to pose for a sex tape? Or how to get knocked up from a lowlife? Or how to be a gigantic publicity whore possibly marrying for fame? So will I buy the Kardashian's book? HELL to da NO!
Re: skim96 – Soooooo funny!
WILL THOSE THREE HAIRY MONKEYS GO AWAY ?????
Man is their logic on life twisted…sorry. Don't need advice from the kardashians hahaha. The very thought of receiving advice from them is hilarious.
OMG!!! When will these roaches go away!!!!!! ENOUGH! At this point I rather hear and read about Speidy!!!!!
Why do people worship these whores?
What's the retarded looking one's name???
Didn't she used to be a wrestler?
They are just following the lead of all the other "stars" before them, designing clothes, writing a book, creating a fragrance, making an album, etc.
The greed and egos of these people is unbelievable.
No thanks. I don't want to know how to get sex tapes/naked pix leaked for press and fame. I liked their show, however, they love to exploit themselves and I can't respect that. I'm no longer tuning in.
so basically one page of words and 200 of pictures of their dumbass selves… awesome.
Of course. Anyone wishing to build solid, honest, long-lasting relationships would be well advised to listen to the Kardashians to see how important a role maturity and respect plays.
not one good comment about the garbagians .. great feeling !!!
WTF - They got to be kidding!!! They are going to get paid to tell us stories about them? Give advice? Include pictures? Ok, I dont need advice from Klohe who calles her own mother by her first name, has no respect for her step-dad, and marries a man she has know for 1 month. Then there is Kortney who got herself knocked up to keep her boyfriend and Kim who tapes herself getting screwed, marries young behind her families back and is desperate for attention. OK PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE!!!!!!!!!!
Topics to include:
Butt implants & denial 101, How to snag a rich black man and keep him 1& 2, Plastic Surgery 1, Famewhoring 1, 2, & 3.
Most interesting reading, NOT!!!!! Damn, now I know for SURE that they'll let anyone publish a book! Ewww…..the STD's will be on the cover-don't touch!
TIPS? HOW TO GET A BLACK ATHLETE? HOW TO GET A DRUNK? WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BABY DADDY WON'T MARRY YOU? HOW TO PRETEND YOUR TITS AND ASS ARE REAL? HOW TO GET A NOSE JOB AND DENY IT? HOW TO MAKE A SEX TAPE AND PRETEND YOUR UPSET ABOUT IT? HEY GOOD LUCK TO THEM, I'M SURE IT WILL DO REALLY WELL!!
An advice book from the Kardashians. That is way to funny for words. Their poor father is rolling over in his grave in disgust because of these girls. He was always so proud of them and now look how they have turned out. It's a good thing he died cuz all the shit that these girls have done and still will do would have killed him.
This is one of the funniest thing I've heard about them!!! These bimbo's put all their business in the streets, WHY WOULD SOMEONE PAY THEM MONEY TO READ ABOUT WHATS ALREADY FREE ON THE INTERNET???? Kourtney can barely speak, I can't see her putting pen to paper. Kim is so in love with herself, who wants to read more bull shyt lies from her? And Khloe, what does she have to offer, how to land a rich black man are 2 weeks? What a joke. Another failure!
Re: jamminbabi – LOL! I AGREE!
First off, Khloe is probably better looking than all of you. Second, you guys are just mad because they don't have to do a damn thing (but they still do a whole lot) and they're still better than you! They make what more money than your paycheck in one day! People that will sit here and talk bad about them seriously need to go to therapy and feel better about themselves. These girls rock!
Uh earth to haters!!
every celebrity has a fricking book!!!
pple should overdose in chill pills!!!
seriously.
Am I the only one who thinks that Kim looks just like a belly-dancer in a harem? All she needs is a purple veil! And her mama looks so freakin' EVIL! She gives me the WILLIES! In fact, the only good thing about their show is Bruce! He's funny as hell and is the only semi-normal one in that entire family. Although Kim's bro did "Friend" me on MySpace before, which I thought was kinda nice of him. (before I decided to kick his ass off) That was prior to all of the Cheetah Girl gf drama, before he shacked up.