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99 comments to “Dating Advice For Kristen Stewart”



  1. 1

    WTF?



  2. 2

    mario - you're entirely to obsessed with her………i wish she'd pull a BEP on you so bad……….oh, i'd totally pay to see it………



  3. 3

    WELL THAT WAS A STUPID WASTE OF TIME AND BANDWIDTH



  4. 4

    rats, I was too distracted looking at the two hot chicks kissing in the left bottom corner that I didn't pay any attention to whatever the hell you were saying.



  5. 5

    You truly are the most pathetic excuse for a human being. You don't even know this girl personally. I hope she sues you for cyber bullying. I know I fucking would. You're an asshole.



  6. 6

    lmao ok that was admittedly funny, perez..



  7. 7

    sad!



  8. 8

    Why are so goddamn annoying..Isn't perez's punch in the face long overdue since the Will.I.Am



  9. 9

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.



  10. 10

    perez-this is why everyone hates you. you are a pathetic asshole. mind your own fucking business



  11. 11

    Mario = asshole, ugly. Stupid video.

  12. S88 says – reply to this


    12

    PERVERT HILTON NEEDS TO BE PROSECUTED. HIS SITE IS THE WORST FORM OF CYBERBULLYING OUT THERE!



  13. 13

    you're a douchebag. and I can say that without even having to watch that video. kill yourself you bigoted asshole.



  14. 14

    Yep, she's still fucking R Patz. And you're still jealous.



  15. 15

    As a bisexual, I find you offensive to lesbians. You sit there on your high horse preaching about equality and how jokes and sexual orientation stereotypes are offensive to you and yet you post this piece of shit? I will forever mourn those 3 minutes of my life wasted on this video. I hope Kristin spits in your eye.



  16. 16

    Perez - I don't really understand why you're perpetuating homophobic stereotypes…I guess you care about gay men's rights than any women's? I know this is (meant to be) 'funny' - but its through parody and ridicule that quite harmful prejudices are legitimised and reinforced. Perhaps take that into account next time you are carrying out this personalised campaign against Robert Pattinson's girlfriend?



  17. 17

    LOLLLLLLLL



  18. 18

    What the fuck is your problem? This isn't even funny; I really don't understand what your problem is with this girl. I hate people like you. If don't like someone then don't bother talking about them. You are jealous that she's riding Rob's dick and you aren't. Grow the fuck up you pathetic bitch. This wasn't even funny. You're such an advocant of gay rights; you're making of lesbians you retard.



  19. 19

    Not going to lie, I laughed when Lindsay Lohan's picture came up as "the most desperate girl in the bar."

  20. koe says – reply to this


    20

    I only watched about 5 seconds of that. But what I don't get is why people are suddenly saying she's a lesbien? It just seems kind of out of the blue. As far as I can tell she just seems a little awkward.



  21. 21

    why are you using lesbian as an offensive word towards her? I thought u supported equality, oh wait, you love gay men but hate lesbian women, so much for equality.



  22. 22

    Re: MissMalicious – @ 15 - hopefully kristen has more class than spitting - punching him in his eye is sufficient…………



  23. 23

    Way to promote stereotypes.

  24. Rosh says – reply to this


    24

    Two days ago you were saying that her and rob were living in a 1 bed room house in the woods.
    .
    Your stories are becoming such lies… Sorry they always have been lies.



  25. 25

    i usually don't like people like kristen stewart, but because they are over rated, she isn't a marvelous actress, actually a lot of serious movie critics refuse to talk about her because they don't even think she is a real actress(and they are scared of the twi-hard, those people are crazyyy) but aren't you going a little bit too far with this whole lesbo stuff ???
    she has that delicious man with her, why would she want a woman ?????she might be lame, but she isn't stupid…



  26. 26

    dude that was one tacky, tasteless joke.



  27. 27

    WTF is your problem with her? She is talented you are not. You have just proved yourself to be an absolute pathetic bitch - oh wait everyone knew that already.



  28. 28

    I didn't find it funny. It was too harsh, and your obvious spitefulness and hatred was showing through the whole thing. Have you ever even spoken to Kristen Stewart? You're just jealous that she gets to spend time with Robert Pattinson, and you base your judgement of her off of photographs and her portrayal of a fictional character. You seriously need some therapy.



  29. 29

    i think everyone needs to chill the fuck out.
    perez i love you! your hilariouss. keep the vids coming (:



  30. 30

    Hey Perez you still gonna get charges on you for that Miley upskirt photo?

    Just checking b/c Karma is a BITCH!



  31. 31

    Hi Perez.. do me a favour babe.. go throw yourself off a cliff, your job is pathetic. WTF has Kristen ever done to you?? Dick. Even if she was a lesbian whats it to do with YOU!? Her life not yours. Your site should just be deleted.. its disgusting.

  32. Nesa says – reply to this


    32

    Lol…..



  33. 33

    i am praying to the gods that someone leaves mario unconscious at the mmva's after party this sunday



  34. 34

    REPORT PEREZ'S SITE TO THE FBI FOR OFFENSIVE MATERIAL!

    GO TO THE FBI WEBSITE AND CLICK REPORT INTERNET CRIME. YOU CAN LODGE YOUR COMPLAINT.

    THIS SITE NEEDS TO GO DOWN!



  35. 35

    Wtf is wrong with you. You yell for equality for all yet you sit here and bash Kristin for being a lesbian, which you don't even know if that's true anyways.



  36. 36

    How about you are a fucking idiot? This is not funny at all its just offensive to practically everyone including lesbians … you being a gay man should have more sense. And by the way this is bullying. The only reason youa re doing this is because you WISH she is a lesbian so you can go jerk off to Robert Pattinson without feeling gutted . Ignorant pig.



  37. 37

    wait, no no no. I couldn't even make it through the whole thing. Do you really think you're funny? Or that others will think this is funny? IT'S NOT! Seriously, it is truly embarrassing.



  38. 38

    you are embarrassing and a disgrace to the gay community.



  39. 39

    LMFAO! God I love u Perez! U picked a great place to make the vid too… Her acting is S H I T!!!! So flush it down the toilet Perez! haha



  40. 40

    I'd date KStew.



  41. 41

    you don't even know her so how can you comment on such a personal thing its her life she gets to live it how she chooses even if she was a lesbian which i dont think she is JUST SAYING even if she was that woyld be extremely offensive and how is it anything to do with you



  42. 42

    You Skeevy bastard. I hope that you go to jail. Whether you posted it or linked it, you and the guys taking upskirt photos of underaged girls, have a special reservation in Hell. I guess that there is s fine line between doing your job like you said and being a child porn peddler.



  43. 43

    you are fucking pathetic.
    do something better with your time.



  44. 44

    lol i totally agree, and btw she does need a new stylist.



  45. 45

    LMFAO i guess nobody has a sense of humor anymore. That shit was hilarious. Jst ignore the Kristen Stewart part.



  46. 46

    OMG. Being a lesbian, I found that so fucking hilarious!!!! Offensive, abrasive and SPOT ON! Perezzito you kill me!!!!



  47. 47

    THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!LOL! you people need to chill the fuck out, it was just a fucking joke.



  48. 48

    Re: fer cyccone – LOL!! Why is everyone so blind? Perez is a lame loser and an asshole, and he's using stereotypes because he can't do any better, but even toddlers realize KStew is a lesbian. I think she's dealing with it and struggling, because it is totally inconvenient for the Twilight franchise for all this to become general knowledge, but it's soooo obvious! And she's not a lipstick lez, but a butch one trying to look feminine. Her struggle is so pathetic that it breaks my heart! Her gag on the MTV's Movie awards with Rob was more embarrasing than that infamous Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley "kiss"… OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE!



  49. 49

    I'm gay and I find it pretty obvious people like YOU are the reason gay rights are behind in the US. You're horrible, you're a bitch, you think you're superior to everyone. You give a bad bad name. People HATE who you are.



  50. 50

    Re: Peperricoso true.



  51. 51

    hahahhaha lol sorry that was 2 funny lol



  52. 52

    i love how all the haters take the time 2 make a profile on perez possee & write hate comments ..al you haters must have a lot of time on ur hands lol get a life & stop hating its a waste of your time.



  53. 53

    you are a disgrace to the gay community and need to shut your mouth. You do not represent us.. you set us back..

    that video is exactly the type of homophobia and stereotyping the gay community has to fight on a daily basis you ignorant child porn posting douche



  54. 54

    Perez always on point.

    LMFAO



  55. 55

    Re: graCEJonascan I get a whoop whoop?



  56. 56

    That's so fucked up.



  57. 57

    Re: Peperrico

    she always looked kind like a boy to me, and i always thought that her romance with ROBlicious(even more delicious when he doesn't shower!) was a fake, only to cover them, ’cause everybody thinks that rob is gay as well…and i hope so, and i also hope that he come here (to brazil) VERY SOON!!!

    he is SOOOOOO MINE!



  58. 58

    The more I see and hear you, the more I HATE you ! Why do you over enunciate words? Do you think it makes you sound smart? !?! Cause it doesn't. It makes you that much more annoying.



  59. 59

    You make ALL gays look bad !



  60. 60

    I've got to admit it was funny,mean,but funny.



  61. 61

    Anyway,why the fu** u guys have a perez hilton account if u detest the guy so damn much,way to contradict yourselves guys bravo!

  62. ss_ks says – reply to this


    62

    way to emphasize every lesbian stereotype Perez. You are such a piece of shit,



  63. 63

    Oh boy! This is getting old QUICK.



  64. 64

    hahaha it's was funny but it was sad that you always have to use kristen stewart it's really pathetic!



  65. 65

    Re: fer cyccone – You need to get your info from somewhere else. Critics talk to her all the time. If you read anything you'd know she was critically acclaimed for her performances in Into the Wild, Adventureland, and The Runaways. She a billiant actress. She's only lame to people who only watch Twilight and judge someone based off of it. Do your research.



  66. 66

    Re: B_chan – not to mention that she was great in The Cake Eaters and Speak…… it's just sad that perez obviously only cares about gay men



  67. 67

    Straight people have been emulating lesbionic fashion since the 1940's. the clothing reference is Soooo Offff! Us Lezbos have great genderfuck style that keeps giving and giving to you suckas! with love, and In Solidarity (??)
    Fairley



  68. 68

    ..and feel free to consult me if you want some real lesbian dating advice. I'm a bit of a Ladies' Man's Ladyman round these parts. XO, f.



  69. 69

    Deal with it, Kristen's fangirls.

    Perez seems determined and bounded to out your precious K-Stew. She's a lesbian and her 'relationship' with Pattinson is a fauxmance to sell the Twilight franchise.



  70. 70

    YOU are the LESBIAN Perez!
    You are so obsessed with lesbians!
    Leave her alone! YOu're so jealous that R-Patz prefers Kristen than your nasty ass



  71. 71

    you are an asshole and a homophobe and deserve to kicked in the face perez



  72. 72

    Perez jumped on the bandwagon because a lesbian Australian DJ called Ruby Rose tweeted that she thought Kristen was a lesbian. Then she thought better of it (probably afraid of being sued) and retracted it. After that, it went viral. People forget that Kristen dated Michael Angarano for 5 years. Perhaps she was covering for him as well????? How ridiculous! I think there is something much more sinister at work here. I think that people are calling her a lesbian to try and get her to come forward about her relationship with Rob. Nothing else has worked, so why not try and call her a lesbian and then get her to prove everyone wrong by coming about her relationship with Rob. The poor girl is so young and is trying her best to deal with a level of fame that any normal person would struggle with. To all the people slamming her, grow up and give the girl a break!



  73. 73

    go fuck yourself ass hole



  74. 74

    you are disgusting. I lost my respect for you a long time ago



  75. 75

    I thought that was HIGHlarious. People need to lighten the fuck up and leave this sight if they're just going to bitch all the time, I mean, why even create an account in the first place idiots? Perez, I looove you!! You say what everyone else is too scared to voice.



  76. 76

    Re: graCEJonas – Exactly! Finally, someone else gets it lol.



  77. 77

    that was ssoooooo not cool babe at any sense
    my gooosh im so dissapointed of you right now:x



  78. 78

    Hey, PorkyPervy, help me out here. You hate Kristen so you call her a lesbian. Is being a lesbian a bad thing? You get pissed in a club and you call someone a phaggot. Does that mean gays are bad? I'm a straight guy and I know you are gay, but I can't find the logic here. The majority of friends are straight and let me tell you something, Perez, you are the most homophobic person I know. WTF?

  79. over says – reply to this


    79

    I can't even! Gross gross gross. Those two girls kissing was sick, perez on the toilet sicker, i couldn't even watch, I lost all of my breakfast lunch and dinner.



  80. 80

    I really feel like I'm surprised that since you're gay and everything, you'd be more respectful towards a situation like this, especially since she's never made any indication that she is a lesbian.



  81. 81

    I have sent 3 emails to GLAAD with links to these horrific articles where dickhead is taking it upon himself to "out" someone whom he doesn't know if they are gay or NoT! (now THAT, was a run on sentence. Lol)
    If you are as tired as I am of this jerk bullying and crucifying this girl at every turn-here is a link to GLAAD to report this imbecile
    incident@glaad.org
    Funny….my first email went out a week ago, yet I have heard ZILCH from the organization. Maybe if we make a fuss we can really get their attention! Do they REALLY care about REVERSE discrimination from a homosexual regarding a heterosexual?



  82. 82

    That was FRICKEN HILARIOUS!!! Keep doing your thang Perez!!! And to all the haters, BACK OFF! There are way more worthy targets of your hate like Kobe Bryant =)



  83. 83

    Im sure you've just offended every lesbian on earth.. and as a gay guy yourself, you're shockingly sexist! Always talking about equality and not being judged? You have just stereotyped one half of your own demographic. God…



  84. 84

    She is not a lesbian. Belive what you want, but she is not. She had a boyfriend for years.



  85. 85

    Re: S88 – then stay off this site you stupid douche



  86. 86

    I dont understand why you always have to pick on Kristen Stewart? Dont you think you really should watch what you say especially to young hollywood stars? They are young which is difficult enough, and now they have a big gay ASS judging and nitpicking everything about them? I would never talk about a young person this way and I am only 23! Especially what you are doing to Miley Cyrus! She is a young little girl!? you need to back off! I'm sure you "teaching her a lesson" about exiting a car is something she will really appreciate. I'm so sure she gives two flips about your opinion! You are a NOBODY! She makes millions of dollars..but somehow you are superior to miley? You need to get a life deadbeat jealous ass instead of making a career out of complaining about everyone elses faults, when its clear you are so jealous of young girls.



  87. 87

    also, kristen stewart is making BANK off of these movies also shes getting a TON of new movie offers! How could that be if she was a lip chewing no personality boring cant act lesbian? Lesbian doesnt even have anything to do with anything? Thats her personal life? Why do you even care what an 181 year old girl does? why would you want to personally cause someone to feel bad about themselves? So, every twilight fan agrees Kristen is a pretty girl who can act.. thats millions of people perez, but since you out of millions of people dont agree.. we all have to listen and see you bash her? maybe u should go with your dedicated fans and quit bashing young people?



  88. 88

    What insistance on making our beloved.. Kristen Stewart into a lesbian…. WHY????……

    Is it not enough that the entire world is going to shit.. why must you try so desperatelly to make someone that clearly… is all woman.. into one of your, genetic dead ends?…..

    given your fixation on Kristen.. perez.. I say that all gays and lebs suffer from some horrid deformity of the mind and your behaviour is palpable evidence to it……

    just take a good look at your behaviour to one so young and.. given the horrific moral standards of Hollywood… quite touched by Virtue indeed.. and basic goodness… a true.. young lady…

    the likes of you defeats itself perez…..



  89. 89

    It'd be FUNNEE as hell if both Kristin AND R-Patz turn out to be flamers!!!! I think that they're shacking up just for publicity!!!! And for LOTS of moula!! $$$$$ :-D



  90. 90

    Notice how everyone says they dislike u and ur site, but theyre members! LMAO … I thought this was funny and she is a negative, sourly little bitch hehehe … the thought of her with Robert literally makes me vomit!



  91. 91

    LOL Kstew is a lesbian. It's so obvios. You have to be blind if you don't see it.



  92. 92

    For being a gay person yourself, I'd assume you'd show more respect towards others. You're really contradicting yourself here - I assume if you yourself makes such derogatory comments (about gays) it's okay, but when others do, you blow a gasket? I'm not saying that, that sort of behaviour should be tolerated - but the example you're setting is that it's acceptable, BUT only when you yourself makes such condescending comments. If others do, you get highly sensitive and defensive? It just really confuses me?



  93. 93

    Perez, I think YOU'RE the one who likes Kristen.
    You're ALWAYS talking about her. If it's not for one thing, it's for another.
    You always seem to say something disgraceful about her.
    It's like what I used to think about when I was younger, "If a boy was mean to a girl, it was because he liked her."

    Perez, I know you secretly have a crush on her. Or maybe you just plain hate her because of Rob.

    Come one! Get over it. You won't and NEVER will be able to get Rob. You're little Kristen Stewart hatred thing has got to STOP.

    Stop making fun of her. Maybe she's like that because she's SHY & AWKWARD. Ever thought of that? I mean, she came from no one not really knowing her, to being someone that everyone likes. It's not an easy adjustment.

    God. Man, I love your blog and all, but this is getting out of control.



  94. 94

    The fact she has dated a boy for 5 years doesn't mean anything. I had some boyfriends before I realised I like girls. My gaydar peeps when I see her, and my gaydar is extremely acurate. Soooo stop yelling at Perez, you say he's offending every lesbian in the world, well, he's not offending me, I find it funny, he's just saying what I already think about her.



  95. 95

    Re: jacksi – You have to be stupid if you think so.
    Do you have to look and dress a particularly way to not be called a lesbian? That is so shallow. She is a normal girl except the fame. She hasn't change because of it. She isn't a human Barbie doll.
    She is NOT a lesbian, believe me. Maybe bi what do I know. I don't know her personally, do you? She had a boyfriend for years for god sakes. Cheek you sources and not Perez, he is REALLY good with them right. (not sarcasm)



  96. 96

    your a DICK!!!!!!

    and your gay too so why are you making fun of her



  97. 97

    lmao ;D



  98. 98

    lol,it seems that most of them don't like the video



  99. 99

    Wow this is so pathetic. How can you hate someone so much that you've never even met?