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Lindsanity Tampered With Her SCRAM Bracelet! Had A .04 Alcohol Level In Her System!

| Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal MattersBusted!


We knew it! Girlfriend is one sneaky, resourceful little trainwreck!

Despite Lindsanity LOLhan apparently having a clean urine sample - used to prove her innocence the night her SCRAM bracelet maaagically went off - new reports are confirming that the device detected .04 alcohol level in her system, and then was tampered with!

A source confirms:

"There was absolutely no doubt that Lindsay was drinking, and the report that the alcohol monitoring service provided to Judge Revel was very detailed and extremely reliable. The (SCRAM) report also says that Lohan's SCRAM bracelet had indeed been tampered with, and this is one of the reasons that Judge Revel determined that Lindsay violated terns of her bail."

The time of the urine test will be compared to the SCRAM data in the hard-pAArtying wacktress' probation violation hearing on July 6, and because the alcohol-monitoring device is apparently much more reliable than peepee, if the stats don't match up, gurl is EFFED!

We are certainly curious to see how this all plays out! And, of course, eagerly awaiting a laundry list of excuses from La Loca and Orange Oprah!

We can hear it now! "It wasn't me - It was my ex-father who made my SCRAM bracelet detect alcohol in my system!"


What do U think they'll say this time??

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46 comments to “Lindsanity Tampered With Her SCRAM Bracelet! Had A .04 Alcohol Level In Her System!”

  1. 1

    Such an admirable young woman.

  2. 6one9 says – reply to this


    YEAH “““ she'll do time for this shit!! Maybe an “` hour in jail, perhaps!!! I wish they would STOP cutting these celeb`a`tards breaks!! Throw them ALL in jail like the rest of us “` everyday peeps would be.. JUST SAYIN!! YO!!

  3. 3

    what a poor little bitch. she really needs help. but she won't ever receive it cuz she doesn't want it! so does she go to jail now? i am pretty sure she should. when is enough gonna be enough with this judge?

  4. 4

    "having an clean urine sample" — great grammar Perez.

  5. 5

    leave her alone!! 0.04 its like drinking a glass of beer, leave her alone right now…

  6. 6

    why u dont post that u can go to JAIL..?

  7. 7

    Poor Lindsay!! No alcohol and no ice cream!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 8

    Urinalysis is NOT a reliable source for alcohol consumption! A mouth swab is usually used for alcohol detection in the body. How can these people NOT know that??

  9. 9

    this BITCH needs to go to jail already!!! She's boring..

  10. 10

    This lil girl snubs her nose at everyone and everything. She believes she is above the law. It is time for her to go to jail for a few months.

  11. 11

    What a dumbass. It is such BS that she has had so many chances. If a "non celebrity" pulled half things she had they would have been thrown in jail a long time ago.

    The girl needs to go to jail. And rehab.

  12. 12

    Mouthwash, cologne, Right Guard, etc. will elevate blood alcohol levels as well. This may be her argument.

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  14. 14

    You are just a worthless lying hatefull piece of shit
    Aren't You FATBOY. Have fun in prison where pedophiles have a very high mortality rate

  15. Heh says – reply to this


    I think the judge is more of an enabler than anyone else this bitch should be sitting in a cell right now drying out, if anyone cared about this girl she would be in jail. Our legal system is a fucking joke because they think its more entertaining to put someone on death watch and innocent civilians lives at risk when this mess decides to drive drunk again rather than to prosecute them accordingly and just be done with it already… how much is this costing tax payers I wonder

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  17. 17

    there are urine cleaners out there that will pass any drug test… i know i used it. i smoked pot the night before a test for work… drink 1L of water then the cleaner (orange drink tastes like a melted popcile) another 1L of water wait an hour then piss… clean test everytime. costs 22$ retail. why dont they test hair samples? cant beat that unless she wants to pull a britney.

  18. 18

    Perez. Why don't you repost the Miley crotch shot you skeevy bastard? You said that you would link or post it if you had them and you KNOW that it is on the internet somewhere. Got any more underaged pictures on your computer? I hope that the cops find them all and prosecute you for the pedo that you are. You are such a skeeve

  19. 19

    Miss Lohan needs to be set free because she was born free, free like the desert snake, free like the feral dog. Let her run with the herd along Sunset Blvd. until her time is over.

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  22. 22

    I hope Lindsey goes to jail and has a a broomstick shoved up her p**sy, and then the black prison guards double team her with their BBD. To bad she would probably like it

  23. Bboss says – reply to this


    Perez: "Despite Lindsanity LOLhan apparently having an clean urine…" So you really are as dumb as you look with that giant potato head. FYI, it should be "…having A clean urine…" A dumbass, not An!!!! Did you make it past 6th grade??? Or don't they teach proper English in Puerto Rico or wherever the hell you're from???

    Also, why do you get off on someone that's stuggling with addiction? Why are you all excited??? "We knew it" (btw, who is we??? You and your multiple personalities??). LOLs??? You're laughing at this? I hope your dog is kidnapped by someone that is a decent human being. I hope you get locked up for the pedophile pic and end up butt fucked by Bubba in prison. That'll teach you. You're one fucked up alien.

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  25. 25

    The judge is just a H8ter! Why doesnt she just let Lindsay be young and have fun? It was JUST a DUI and it was like 5 whole years ago!

    Well Lindsay fans yah had half a day to fly your little I told you so flags. Yeeessshhhhh tough luck not even a whole day in the sun!! Well theres always next time!

  26. 26

    Re: Pammie8 – If she would have done what she was supposed to all this would have been done with long before. She was coked up and drunk and went on a joy ride with other people in the car? Anyone else would have got at least a year in jail. Paris Hilton didn't get a second chance she went straight to jail. Are you Dina's Lohan's friend because you further the enabling.

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  28. 28

    Re: ILuvLatinoBottoms – I thought I was CLEARLY being sarcastic. I forget you cant get a tone across from writing

  29. 29

    Re: ILuvLatinoBottoms – and the last part of my post, you must not have read. :)
    "Well Lindsay fans yah had half a day to fly your little I told you so flags. Yeeessshhhhh tough luck not even a whole day in the sun!! Well theres always next time!"

  30. 30

    Re: britbrit – UH shes not supposed to have ANY alcohol. NOTHING in her system.

  31. 31

    I think aliens did it. :P

  32. 32

    Alcohol doesn't stay in your system that long. So of course you can drink at night and then pee clean at 10am the next day! Especially with enough water. The pee test was bullshit, but the probation system is so over whelmed with people more stupid than Lindsey they don't care. But the judge should. It's so sad that she just can't get her life together. It's really not that big a deal to be good for awhile and get the law problems behind her. Like try getting a job! That usually works! lol

  33. 33

    Pee tests can be completely faked — any woman can insert a vial with "clean urine" up her snatch, then "pee" on command into a cup. It's not her urine! I don't understand why the legal system ALLOWS her to get away with all these excuses

  34. 34

    Re: britbrit – She shouldn't be drinking ANYTHING. Why do some people have trouble with this simple fact?
    She's a danger to herself and others when she drinks.

  35. 35

    She really shouldn't be drinking a drop, but I have to say she is doing much better than I thought she ever would. I can't believe it, but wow, she has amazed me so far.

  36. StayC says – reply to this


    you can most definitely get clean pee from someone else and put it in a baggie or something and test "clean"…of course that's what she did

  37. 37

    there are urine cleaners out there that will pass any drug test… i know i used it. i smoked pot the night before a test for work… drink 1L of water then the cleaner (orange drink tastes like a melted popcile) another 1L of water wait an hour then piss… clean test everytime. costs 22$ retail. why dont they test hair samples? cant beat that unless she wants to pull a britney.

  38. 38

    what chance did this woman have in life with the parents she has. She has some SERIOUS issues but her parents should be the ones put in jail!

  39. 39

    wtf is wrong with this bitch? send her ass to jail.

  40. 40

    This whore is knocking on death's door.

  41. 41

    SCRAM bracelets are notorious for false positives. Cutaneous alcohol monotoring means capillary action AND blood barrier / sweat can carry ANY alcohol from cologne to sweat of OTHER drunk people to the sensor site. There is no such thing as a reliable SCRAM report. If her urine was clean, she's clean. Those SCRAM bracelets have ruined countless probations of otherwise innocent people. Here's how to deal with DUI: no more classes,no more probation; one year of hard time EVERY offense, mandatory. none of this SCRAM shit. Either lock her up, or take that piece of junk off. The sobrietor would have been a much more reliable option.

  42. 42

    urine tests are easy to b.s.
    was that vodka redbull worth it Lindsay? hmm?? sad someone would risk violating parole and potentially jail just for one drink. i think she really has a problem.

  43. @v@ says – reply to this


    She'd be sneaky enough to keep a vial of clean urine collected beforehand for any test.

  44. 44

    if she really is an alcoholic then only rehab and no bracelet will help her… so it would be more fruitful to actually force her to stay in actual rehab…

  45. 45

    Why exactly is she pissing away her acting career??? She had enuf talent to make it on that alone and did not have to resort to being a shit-meister like this! She may think that she looks cute and interesting being a young drunk, but what about when she's 40 and is still boozy and getting DUI? Does she want to be a female Gary Coleman?

  46. 46

    I really feel that this whole thing is ridiculous. This judge is making her do all this shit just because it is her. She is being made into an example. This whole things was about people saying lyndsey made them take drugs or something stupid like that. I don't care who you are no one makes you do anything. I just feel she is being treated unfairly because of her drug use. And she barely drank anything my guess it was 2 mixed drinks or beers because it is normally .02 per drink. And drinking Alcohol is not illegal why the fuck can't she drink it. I know she shouldn't cause she is clearly an alcoholic but being an alcoholic is not illegal. This judge just does not like her and is an asshole like many judges. If it was not her who was involved in this case they would have never gotten a SCRAM braclet