Now that awful hack Bethenny Frankel has famewhored herself into her own spin-off series from The Real Housewives of NYC, she's faaar too busy
jerking herself off to consider doing another season of the reality show that cursed her into our existence!
“I don’t see myself going back to The Real Housewives the way that the cast is now. [Bethenny Getting Married?] has been so well received, everyone loves it and it’s really all about me, so that takes a big weight off of my shoulders because I guess I can carry a show."
Yeah, we'll see how long those ratings stick, bb. We can't imagine the world will be able to tolerate something 'all about you' for too much longer!
And what will next season be called?? Bethenny Getting Divorced From Her Gay Husband? Or maybe just Bethenny Getting Canceled?
Bwa ha ha.
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