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Joran Van Der Sloot Retracts His Confession; Mother Says He Is "Sick In The Head"

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This guy makes us sick! We swear, if he gets away with ANOTHER murder, there truly is no justice in the world.

Joran van der Sloot, the 22-year-old Dutchman famous for his involvement in the Natalee Holloway disappearance and currently imprisoned on another murder charge, told the press this morning that he was "tricked" into signing confession papers by the Peruvian police. In a statement, he claims that he was "scared and confused" and signed whatever the police put in front of him under the pretense that he would be extradited back to the Netherlands. He insists his "blind panic" during the interrogation was the reason he never read any of the materials handed to him and thus, he wants his confession retracted.

This coming from a guy who looked as cool as ice walking into prison. There is no fear in this guy - just a twisted brain eager to see how far he can go to get off the hook!

Do not fall for it!

If you need anymore proof that the guy isn't all there, you need only speak to his mother, Anita van der Sloot, who broke her silence this morning to tell the world her son is not a "monster," but rather "sick in the head."

In her first interview ever, Anita reveals that Joran was to be committed to a psychiatric hospital just two days before he fled for Peru, where he is accused of killing 21-year-old Stephany Flores. She says that while she is sure Joran had "nothing to do with the disappearance of Natalee Holloway in 2005, she adds that he "may have killed" poor Stephany.

His own mother believes he is capable of it. Course, it also seems like she is hoping to spare him jail time (or worse) by getting him committed.

We don't care where he is locked up, just so long as he IS locked up and for the rest of this life.

[Image via AP Images.]

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64 comments to “Joran Van Der Sloot Retracts His Confession; Mother Says He Is "Sick In The Head"”

  1. 1

    HomoBoy, isn't this suppose to be a celeb site?
    Last I heard….this d-bag wasn't on the list.

  2. 2

    "We swear"??? What are you fuckin 10. Like your opinion matters for anything, let alone world affairs. Your not relevant in the gay community let alone the greater globe at large. Fucktard.

  3. 3

    I wish he would say what he did with Natalie!

  4. 4

    Do not fall of it??? Dude - someone needs English lessons, hardcore.

  5. 5

    The mother is nuts he's just plain dark.

  6. 6

    i fucking hate this douchenozzle. I hope he gets a shiv up his culo

  7. chlyn says – reply to this


    We don't need a "confession" anyway. Two people went into that hotel room and only one came out; that's all that's needed to convict him.

  8. 8


  9. 9

    bUT i AGREE WITH (sockie) this is suppossed to be a celeb site and this dude is in no way up there.

  10. 10

    Are you really saying people with mental illness who are committed to mental hospitals are worse than people who go to jail?

  11. 11

    Hopefully is being ass raped every night by the stinkiest prisoners they have!!

  12. 12

    i do care where he get's locked up… he'll get the punishment he deserves in Peru, if he were to be locked up in the netherlands, he would be locked up for 5 years because that's how twisted the justice system in holland is. And, he would love to get locked up there because it would be like vacationing, tv in your cell, clean sheets and pillows, he can study, sport and use the internet as much as he would like to. So it does matter where this sick ugly boy get's locked up!

  13. 13

    idk i think he is crazy!!! i know he killed the one but the other idk i am thinking he was just out to get money from her family and if he did kill him i am sure they will find out in time he cant hide now!

  14. 14

    Re: sockieRe: hoochpit – @ 1 and 2, respectively - my thoughts exactly.

  15. 15

    Re: J-FRESH – Except that didn't happen in the States…..

  16. 16

    This is just a dirty ploy on behalf of his laywers. Hope he gets what he deserves.

  17. 17

    Re: sockie – A lot of Perez's stories aren't celeb gossip - like when he promotes random musicians and comments on gay issues that have nothing to do with celebs. I'd much rather see a story like this than the other two tired topics!

  18. 18

    What a lie, he dealt with the justice system for years over the holloway case and yet we're supposed to believe that he just signed things without reading them this time? This guy is an even bigger idiot than the Aruban officials who let him go the first time.

  19. 19

    He didn't leave Aruba because he was going to a mental institution. He flew to Peru because he wanted to elude the police and extortion charges stemming
    from the money he got from Natalee's mother. His mother is just making
    this up to try and get her son off the hook by reason of insanity.

  20. 20

    This really doesn't belong on a gossip website

  21. 21

    Re: darkqueen26 – Are you serious? Joran Van Der Slut murdered BOTH women and Lord knows how many women he murdered during his time in Thailand and Cambodia. This "man" is a serial killer and murdered at the age of 17. His story about selling Natalee is horse shit. Apparently, his cellmate is a hit man but I heard that he is actually a government informant/agent so little Urine Van Der Slut won't be alive too long. Good riddance :)

  22. 22

    Mario seriously you are so dumb, stop posting things you know nothing about, you are NOT cnn douche bag you are a stupd wannabe

  23. 23

    So easy for his Mommy to talk about crimes and how they must be paid for. Joran didn't come into this world as the monster he is now. He was made this way and there are person(s) who are responsible for it, so she should be made to pay for her own crimes, too. She is, after all, his mother and oversaw his formation, didn't she?!!! All the same, 2 women were killed by him, and God's Justice Be Done, and especially so that Beth can FINALLY know the truth about her much loved daughter's death so she can live in peace. Amen.
    Joran knows he's fucked and NOW, he's gonna have to pay, no exits, anymore. Welcome to hell on earth, Joran, and you're only gonna get to know your Daddy, Satan, even better.

  24. 24

    The guy is scum and should be hung by his tiny little pecker. I have said it before and I will say it again: instead of testing on animals, the labs should test on all the sick fucks that rape and murder innocent people, and reserve the most cruel and painful tests for the pedophiles/child murderers….this way they might actually contribute something to society!!

  25. 25

    If anyone deserved to die a slow and torturous death…..this guy would be my nomination. I do hope he gives the family the location of Natalee's remains so they can give her a proper burial and the can final close the case and have peace once and for all.

  26. 26

    Of course he's guilty!!! Stephany's blood was on his shirt!! She went into his hotel room and never came out!! Bull Shit on his mother's part!!!

  27. 27

    Re: hawtmomma – Why don;t they do this?!?! I mean really?!?! It makes pefect sense to me!! Great post!

  28. 28

    Am I the only douchebag who thinks this guy is hot?

  29. 29

    once he is found guilty watch whats gonna happen to him in jail

  30. 30

    This SICK guy still thinks that he's calling the shots. They don't need his weak confession with all the direct linking evidence they can and will build the accurate story of her brutal murder.

    ..while he sits there thinking up his latest "story" LIE).

  31. 31

    Re: hawtmomma – What a great idea! If only we could bring back Dr. Mengele to perform all the experiments on killers like OJ, Scott Peterson, Joran Van Der Slut, Dennis Rader and Richard Ramirez. Unfortunately, groups like the ACLU would come to the defense of these sick fuckers quicker than Perez comes to Gaga's defense when she flips off the fans at baseball games.

  32. 32

    Bull!!! This psyco knows the difference between right and wrong. That is why he is denying the murders. He should be rot in jail for the rest of his life, or put a giant hook to his jumbo size ears and have him hang while he screams in pain.
    Re: hawtmomma – I completely agree. At least we know his life isn't worth saving anyway.

  33. 33

    Re: blackwidow – No, there is this joker named SpencerSucksCock that is always writing about how much he wants to suck Joran's cock. SpencerSucksCock lives in France so it might be a few more hours before he posts on this story. In addition to wanting to bone Joran, SpencerSucksCock has a thing for cats. In fact, NOTHING in the world would make SpencerSucksCock happier than having a three-way with Joran and a cat. I hope you're not as sick in the head as that.

  34. 34

    Re: shanenay – hehe, you stole the words right out of my "hands". The legal system here is ridicilous. Let him stay there, we don't want him here. If he has to be shipped somewhere let it be Arube - where he's from - or the US.

  35. 35

    He's kind of hot though. I wouldnt mind being his cellmate for a few sweaty nights. As for you Pervez, I thought you'd have a little more sympathy for a fellow sociopath! I thought you people stuck up for each other.

  36. 36

    Looks iike he has "Will Smith" ears.

    I'd sign up for a firing squad detail to shoot this mother——.
    It wouldn't be a one-shot kill either!
    I'd do it slow. Kneecaps, feet, ankles, genitals what have you.
    I'll think of him next time hubbie and I go practicing at the shooting club we just joined.
    Just getting prepared for the coming Revolution.

  37. 37

  38. 38

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – I've had words with SpencerSucksCocks. He's such a douchebag.
    Hmmm. Cats? Boy, that's a new one. They must be wanting a really tight fit for really small cocks.
    Most gays like large dogs such as Great Danes, Mastiffs, Pit Bulls.

  39. 39

    Re: JackTheRipper – if you are really your avatar, then you're hot. :-)

  40. 40

    Aruba needs to pay big time. The blood of the Peruvian girl and God knows whom else is on Aruba's hands. This Psycho should have been locked up a very long time ago. Along with his two little sidekick twits in Aruba. Karma needs to bite everyone involved in the Ass and quick,

  41. 41

    are you stupid. forcing people to sign confessions is common in latin america dumbasses! not that it means he didn't do it. just sayin…

  42. 42

    Re: Whoaaa – Yea, I don't get it. They had a special on t.v. two years ago about some drug dealer who gained the trust of this guy and helped a Dutch crime reporter get his whole story on tape. This p.o.s. admitted ON TAPE that Natalee had a seizure or something while they were having sex, he freaked out and had a friend to dump her in the ocean, instead of calling for help (My guess is because he was raping her or gave her some sort of drugs. Completely innocent people don't react like that.) Regardless, Aruban officials said they didn't know if that was enough evidence to bring new charges. WTF?! How is a taped confession not enough evidence?!

  43. 43

    Re: hawtmomma – I totally agree with you! He is below scum, and deserves nothing but the worst treatment possible!He will burn in Hell for all eternity, and I hope he gets raped/beat up everyday that he is is prison.

  44. 44

    he IS a monster….sick in the head BS. he is just a heartless and soulless bastard who should be tested on instead of animals. fuckng hope he gets anally raped over and over.

  45. 45

    This guy is a monster!! Needs to be put away behind bars not a mental insitutation where he can just roam around and take drugs and have nurses at his beck and call.. I really wish he would tell the police where they can find Natalie something for that family.. so sad

  46. 46

    Re: hawtmomma – I've been saying the same thing for years!

  47. 47

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Your username made me curious. Your postings don't sound anything like the radical Black Panthers that I remember in the headlines decades ago.
    No wonder there's not a lot in the press about EC.
    He became a right winger!
    WOWSA…that was a surprise. Interesting turnabout.
    Prolly a good read on that transition, if there wasn't a book burning by Obama's friends.
    WIKI: Eldridge Cleaver (August 31, 1935 – May 1, 1998) was a radical intellectual and author. A convict turned left-wing journalist for Ramparts and a leading member of the Black Panther Party, he later turned to the right, becoming a born-again Christian and a member of the Republican Party. His most famous book is Soul on Ice, a collection of essays hailed at the time of its publication by The New York Times Book Review as "brilliant and revealing."

  48. 48

    Re: luvstotango – Hey, I replied to you earlier but it never popped up. Yeah, I'm not a crazy radical like the real Eldridge. I chose to use his name as my moniker because (as you mentioned) he became a Republican in his later years but mostly because it is an alias used in one of my favorite movies: Fletch Lives. Regarding SpencerSucksCock, yes, he is a douchebag. I'm not sure if he is into dogs, too, but your question reminded me of a joke (about French people) from the movie Stand By Me: How do you know a French man moved in next door? Your trash cans are empty and your dog is pregnant.

  49. 49

    lol lol lol

    so what she's saying (joran's mother) is that ok yeah maybe he violently murdered this chick in peru, but he had nothing to do with natalle….laughs thanks

  50. 50

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver
    I've had many postings that never appeared as well.
    Wrote a couple of times to you.
    Most of the time, I'm too lazy to retype it, expecially when there's plenty of stuff to get done.
    Regarding missing postings. I finally asked my hubbie, who is the IT guy that knows everything! It's a cookie problem.
    Restart your computer, which changes the cookies, and try again on your posting.
    Before I restart my computer, I just make a copy of my missive in Wordpad (and save it to my Desktop, easy to find it that way), by back clicking, to where you were before it screwed up, and your text is still here in the white comment box.

  51. @v@ says – reply to this


    I don't believe this slippery eel is actually retracting. He's having a tantrum and playing a game in hopes of being extradited out of Peru prison hell back to Aruba, in exchange for maybe telling them where Natalie's body can be found.
    There's no honor among criminals. None. He's missing something major.

  52. npc25 says – reply to this



  53. 53

    Re: @v@ – I agree with you! He has no soul!

  54. 54

    Just when I thought "eldrige" and "hawtmomma" were the biggest (both in size and having a social life) losers in this ridiculous blog. "luvstotango" starts posting some of the saddest most pathetic comments ever. I swear you people need a social life, posting things that concerns no one, and way off topic like "cats", "favorite movies", "earth quakes" etc. Is just plain sad. Its obvious that you fatties need social interaction and this is your only form of it. "eldrige" you and your many accounts need to go die in a fire or something. kthnx bai xoxox .. PS "luvstotango" you've made a powerful enemy … just ask your ugly trailer park "friends" .. hawtmomma/eldrige .. TTYL

  55. 55

    Re: SpencerSucksCock – Can you ever spell my moniker correctly? No, you're too busy fucking cats to pay attention to shit like that. Do you actually think you're tough? Well, you're not and I'm sure that no one on this site is afraid to have you as an enemy. In fact, the first time I saw you posting stupid shit, I attacked you so that you would be my enemy. It's freakin awesome to have you as an enemy. Of course, if I was a cat then, yes, I would be concerned to have you as my enemy. Attention all cats: be nice to SpencerSucksCock or else…

  56. 56

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver
    I've never mention any cats in any comments .. Its you who keeps making up these weird accusations .. You must be a sick bestial furry.. STFU already you and your disgusting personality need social interaction, and you seek that here with your "friends" and multiple accounts ..haha I'm sooo much better than you, your probably some unemployed loser with weight issues. Haha your absolutely nothing outside this blog, and make yourself feel better by posting stupid shit here every day … Ha you wish you were me .. TTYL xoxox

  57. 57

    Re: SpencerSucksCock – You most certainly brought up the cats. Quit denying that you want to fuck cats.

  58. 58

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – lol….looks like SSC has created another account and is now calling themselves FishApediA. I totally busted them on the previous Joran story….check it out if you want a good laugh! oh…and you atill AWESOME!…except the Canada bashing…not too much of a fan of that. :( ….otherwise, your comments ROCK!

  59. 59

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – lol…oops, meant to write are still AWESOME!….guess I was laughing too hard atthe idiot that is SSC and missed a few keys. ;-p

  60. 60

    I wouldn't be surprised if this guy was a serial and had other victims. Committing a murder in a 3rd world country where it may be hard to prosecute or find any evidence, sounds like a routine.

  61. 61

    Haha thanks for proving my point "hawtmomma", you have NO FRIENDS, you only post about me, haha. You wish you were me, I'm the only reason you log in to this blog. You're a sad pathetic piece of shit. This blog is your only form of socializing . Haha you and your multiple accounts need to realize that your lame attempts at pissing me off, won't ever work. Keep reading my post I could care less what you have to say about anything. Fuck you trailer trash, get some real friends you old bitter bat. Haha

  62. 62

    Re: hawtmomma – LOL, it's ok. I would stick up for my country, too. I replied to you on the most recent Joran story and gave a mea culpa on the Canada bashing. If you would read it, I'd appreciate it. LOL, SSC is most definitely Fishapedia. As you pointed out (mothers are so smart), people aren't replying to him like they used to and he LIVES for the replies so in his desperation, he created a new account. What he is too stupid to realize is that if he posts the same psycho shit then no one will reply to the Fish guy either. Holy sheep shit! Maybe, SSC is into fish, too, and that explains his new moniker.

  63. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: SpencerSucksCock – For someone who's telling others they have no lives or social life just because they happen to comment on here, you post on here quite a bit. Just saying. Maybe they like to write the printed word.

  64. 64

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – lol…first serial murderers, then cats and now fish!!? what is this world coming to?? lol…hey, maybe I should just reply to my own posts and not yours as we are one and the same person afterall! LOL…..What a tool that SSC is.