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More Excuses From Lindsanity! Did Her Favorite Tea Set Off Her SCRAM??

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We have to hand it to her - these excuses are getting more and more creative!

Lindsanity LOLhan has been spotted recently chugging bottles of Kombucha tea, which reportedly contains .5% of alcohol.

Now that the hard-pAArtying wacktress may be in serious shiz for her probation-violating, SCRAM tampering antics on the night of the MTV Movie Awards, she and Orange Oprah have been kicking their usual laundry list of delusional excuses into hyperdrive, but this one might take the cake!

Orange Oprah herself Sources are suggesting that Kombucha tea has more alcohol in it than the label states!

Well isn't that convenient? That MUST have been what her SCRAM bracelet detected in her system, not that spilled vodka redbull she was licking off the floor of the ladies room bathroom!

G.T. Dave, the President and CEO of GT's Kombucha, isn't taking any of this bullshiz, however, and says:

"Although we are not familiar with the technology or sensitivity of SCRAM bracelets, we think it would be highly unlikely that our products would trigger an alarm. After conversations with Whole Foods we share a concern around potential labeling issues related to slightly elevated levels in some Kombucha products. In order to ensure regulatory compliance, we are supporting Whole Foods Market with the temporary removal of all Kombucha products in bottles on tap from their stores at this time."

Poor La Loca!

Now that you're trying to blame your tea, it's not going to stocked anymore! Guess you're going to have to go back to taking shots of hand sanitizer and hope that doesn't set off the bracelet, either!

Good luck, bb!

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40 comments to “More Excuses From Lindsanity! Did Her Favorite Tea Set Off Her SCRAM??”

  1. 1

    well they said if she drank enough of it, that it might cause an issue. and apprently some stores have taken this drink off the shelves BEFORE this whole lindsay thing happened because there could be more alcohol in it then what the bottle says.

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  3. 3

    So she's changing her excuse from "someone spilled a drink on me" to it's the tea's fault? Send her sorry a$$ to jail. Pedo Perez too.

  4. 4

    Saw this on a different site a few days ago.
    And she didn't blame it on the tea…her nor her mother said that, the people who made the tea and the manufacturers suggested the labels were off. Get your facts straight before you post, PLEASE.

  5. 5

    Aren't guns violent? Violence is never the answer.
    If FatBoy tries to block your cookies so you cant post, just restart your PC

    HA HA Lady CaCa told FatBoy not to mention her on his shit blog any more .
    Go to prison pedophile. Your fat ass aint out of the woods yet.
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  6. 6

    The only reason why Ms. Train Wreck is carrying around that tea is for a fucking excuse when her SCRAM bracelet goes off. Same reason why Joran Van Der Slut got two cups of coffee after he killed that girl. They think they are establishing an alibi but they are establishing mens rea for the prosecution.

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  8. 8

    Myself and some posters on here have been saying to be careful with this tea as soon as we saw her with the bottle. I buy and drink this tea all the time. Half a bottle is one serving. Although Whole Foods took it down temporarily, I don't think its that strong. I think Mr. Cleaver has a point. BTW, I saw this story yesterday morning.

  9. 9

    lol shots of hand sanitizer.

    Kombucha's gross. I've never had anything that tastes so much like rot.

  10. 10

    I am withholding comment until we get to see the "vag" again.

  11. 11

    So she is trying to stay sober by drining a product that contains alcohol. What a loser.

  12. 12

    Wait..so the President, CEO of the company isn't taking any BS and he's doing that by pulling the drink off the shelves?? Yeah, right…

  13. 13

    This idiot should not be drinking anything that contains any amount of alcohol at all. She is so lame. She's a lot dumber than I thought she was if she really believes people can't see right through this bullshit she's pulling!

  14. 14

    Hmmm, I have never tried mixing tea and booze, maybe lindsey could give me some advice

  15. 15

    She's an idiot…that is really no excuse. Should of thought about the long term and have abstained from all booze…even Kombucha. It's clearly labeled and thus she should have been a responsible adult and concluded that hmm maybe this could screw me over? And I'm sure the SCRAM company factors in all the different permutations of possible products that could potentially set it off to ensure accuracy and validity. That is why they probably have, if I were a betting man, a R&D department as well. She needs to look up accountability in a dictionary.

  16. 16

    Never understood why haters come to this blog, cant you find anything better to do with your time and energy, Kate Gosselins blog is the same, all haters, get a clue people, why not start a I HATE blog instead of wasting space on this one geesh, or better yet visit my blog!

  17. 17

    stop drinking alcohol stuff, try regular tea? wtf?

  18. 18

    Re: Queen of the Rant – The pot calling the kettle the n word.

  19. 19

    You fucking idiot!!! Some of us who do not need to wear a SCRAM bracelet actually drank Kombucha Tea!!!!! God, you suck sweetie!!!!!!!

  20. 20

    Hey, you know what any other normal person would do? Avoid drinks with alcohol in it PERIOD. Dumb bitch.

  21. 21

    Of course she's going to get away with it..She lives in hollywood where Judges and Cops just look the other way and slap them on the wrist.

  22. 22

    and yes if she was smart she would avoid it!

  23. 23

    Certain ice creams can set it off so we're shocked tea can. Hey guess what hate her or not SCRAM BRACELETS ARE FUCKED

    Also I keep loving how your sources are all people that have more to gain by saying "no that's impossible" then actual reliable people

    Should she go to jail? Maybe but honestly it seems like you've tried and sentenced her already which is bs.

  24. @v@ says – reply to this


    The judge and court said NO ALCOHOL. That includes ANY tea with any in it.
    This girl is completely missing some major dendrites. She loves to wave the red flag at the court, imo.

  25. 25

    Lindsay didn't blame the tea for the SCRAM violation.

  26. 26

    and the scram violation is about her "bail" not a violation of her Probation. Lindsay's Probation allowed her to drink alcohol. Lindsay never said the tea was the reason, Perez is mistaken, Lindsay never said the scram violation was because of drinking Kombucha Tea. The trial on July 6th is about what happened from Aug 2007-may20 2010 and about lindsay blowing off her alcohol classes and doing stupid stuff like partying in Cannes instead of making her court date.

  27. npc25 says – reply to this


    they should sue her ass

  28. 28

    there was a case recently about a man that never drank or did drugs-but his mom was into herbal teas-she gave him a cup of somekind of tea-and the next day he failed a drug testAnd this is not in defence of Linlo-she can rot for all I care!

  29. 29

    0h crap-she should've blamed it on mouthwash-listerine wil get you dui!!!!!!! lol

  30. 30

    that tea is nasty

  31. 31

    Posted two days ago on E!'s website. Your detractors are right, you really have become a hack.

  32. 32

    What! I buy that shiz on tap!

  33. 33

    I mean really… how long are the courts gonna keep buying her b.s.??!!

  34. 34

    "Now that you're trying to blame your tea, it's not going to stocked anymore! Guess you're going to have to go back to taking shots of hand sanitizer and hope that doesn't set off the bracelet, either!"

    I laughed so hard reading this! LOLOL perez… or barbie… I don't know.

  35. 35

    I had a freind whose grandmother wore so much perfume (it contains alchohol) they accused of being a drunk when she was hsopitalized for a stroke. I'm beginning to question the health of "Whole Paycheck" stores.

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    What the fuck? Whole Foods is (temporarily) discontinuing an entire product just because of an incident involving Lindsay Lohan? An event that - knowing Lohan's track record w/ honesty - probably didn't even happen? Good people who work at Kombucha could lose their jobs over this. She might be cute and sort of amusing but dammit, Lindsay Lohan is bringing down the economy!

  38. 38

    it says that it contains alcohol on the bottle label!
    you figured you can just drink it and use it to blame it on what you're realllllly having.

  39. 39

    LOL!!! That would explain why the boozy raving alcoholic Bethenny Frankel guzzles that shiz too!

  40. 40

    hey she didn't blame it on the tea. she didnt say anything about it. so it's not right to say that shes making an excuse since she didnt say anything about the tea at all. and its said that if she drank enough of it, it might trigger the scram bracelet.