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Carrot Top Was In The Hospital For 'Food Poisoning'

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Still sounds fishy to us!

Yesterday we exclusively reported that Carrot Top had been briefly hospitalized in Las Vegas for an unspecified issue. The 'comedian' has now released a statement, and claims that he was suffering from food poisoning!

According to a statement:

"It was food poisoning and the resulting dehydration that made him drive himself to the hospital. Fluids were put into his system for a few hours, and then he was released."

Bullshiz! If you have food poisoning, you can barely move your body to the toilet, let alone drive yourself to the hospital!

Did you have a tummy ache from eating too much cock, bb??

Thoughts??

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53 comments to “Carrot Top Was In The Hospital For 'Food Poisoning'”



  1. 1

    haha, carrot top is probably 1 out of the only 2 gingers i will ever have respect for (:



  2. 2

    oh, bullshit, P! who made you the expert on food poisoning? different organisms effect everyone differently. get off the fucking high horse already!



  3. 3

    mario - people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones and last time i checked you actually enjoyed eating cock……..



  4. 4

    I never though of Jizz as food, but whatever…



  5. 5

    GULF SHRIMP?



  6. 6

    Probably had alcohol poisoning.



  7. 7

    Perez, I can't tell you how warm it makes me feel that your days of negativity and gay bashing and underage extortionism are numbered. I see the shit you write / shovel out and just revel at how much it won't be missed by the general public at large.
    Ever thought of being a greeter at Walmart?



  8. 8

    That is one weird looking dude.

  9. luvu2 says – reply to this


    9

    hmmm Maybe it's all the steroids he's so obviously been taking. He's nasty!



  10. 10

    Perez, you suck. You also are not in the medical profession so STFU!



  11. 11

    Oh really? And since when did YOU become a medical professional, you MORON! I so loving to read your column, ONLY to see what shit is going to spew from you from day to day..However, your sponsors are total losers. Because they advertise on YOUR site, I would rather die than make any purchases from them to help fund you..I just like pissin on your site..for free!! bwah-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  12. 12

    I really hope the nest time we see carrot top in the news is when he beats the shit out of MARIOS hateful ass.



  13. 13

    I had severe food poisoning and dehydration caused by it, but still managed to drive myself to the airport, get on a plane and fly across the country. Such things are possible.



  14. 14

    Re: April 20th – exactly.

  15. SLSL says – reply to this


    15

    LOL! DIFFERENT TIPES OF ORGNISM!! of course he could of drive himself to the ER.. SHIT i got stabbed a few days ago when someone robbed me, took a cap and went to the ER by myself!!! maybe ur orginsm is weak not his!



  16. 16

    You are really an ass Perez!!! You have no inside knowledge into why he was in the hospital! I know many people who have had food poisoning and they got so sick they had to go to the hospital. I really hope to god he sues your ass for slander. As a matter of fact I think everyone who you have spread shit about need to band together to bring your ass down!



  17. 17

    Perez, you're ridiculous!
    You can drive yourself to the hospital sometimes if you have food poisoning - I've done it myself!
    You criticize people for bashing gays - yet you're just as bad.



  18. 18

    I didn't know there was such a thing like eating too much cock that it could cause a tummy ache… but I'll take it from you Perez, you're the expert!



  19. 19

    all my friends always say they have food poisoning but there is no way they can always get that! they just lie and its lame.



  20. 20

    That's why Perez is so healthy, he never gets the tummy full of jizz that he wants so badly! Not even a drugged out hobo would put his cock in Perez's mouth.



  21. 21

    perez you're dumb. you know exactly what kind of food poisoning he had and exactly how it affected him?? get a life



  22. 22

    HA! CCCCCOOOOCCCCKKKK!!!

  23. exBFF says – reply to this


    23

    sweetie…if a straight person said that exact same thing, you're be screaming homophobia. Stop being a cliche.



  24. 24

    'tummy ache from eating too much cock, bb??' - again, embarassing that you call yourself gay. That was just stupid and pretty unfunny. Asshole.



  25. 25

    I saw Carrot Top's show in Vegas Friday night. The dude is hysterical!! Seriously!! And he's not as 'roided up as he used to be and wasn't wearing crazy make-up. To be honest, he looked kinda hot! At the end of his show he runs around in his undies - he's got a rockin' bod. But I digress. He didn't look like he was on drugs or anything. I buy the food poisoning. Once you're empty it's pretty easy to drive yourself to the ER. And I'm sure he did so he could get back on stage. Lighten up Perez! Whatcha got against CT???



  26. 26

    perez jealous he's getting cock and your not? whats the matter perez not strong enough to hold them little boys down huh? LMAO



  27. 27

    i am SO close to stopping reading this blog. your negativity is getting obnoxious and makes it difficult to read anymore. it used to be funny but you are loosing readers fast!



  28. 28

    Uhm, I had food poisoning and drove myself to the doctor. You are such an idiot.



  29. 29

    That is so crude.



  30. 30

    How fucking ugly is he! Wow!



  31. 31

    HE LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER

  32. Jaded says – reply to this


    32

    I had food poisoning and drove myself to the hospital. Once I was done vomiting and there was nothing left in my system I was able to take myself there get fluids and electrolytes pumped back into via IV drip and I was good to go four hours later.

    PS If you knew anything about Vegas there is a hospital or Quick Care about 5 to 10 miles away from you no matter where you live, so it's not like LA where you are in the car for an hour to get there.

    Where did you get your medical degree? Amistupidandhow College?



  33. 33

    I have driven myself to the hospital in much worse condition….so have a lot of people, obviously. I get the feeling that you are not very worldly, well traveled, open minded OR educated, Perez. Some of the crap that spews from your mouth happens to be shit that the rest of the world understands as "common knowledge", well except for you. Maybe if your head was out of gaga's ass and the dark techno gay bars long enough to come up for air every now and then, you would know that. Eh, what do you expect, this is the same man that thinks that trying your own breast milk is gross…when we drink cow's milk everyday, and this is normal? Seriously, how does this guy get along in life? LOL



  34. 34

    Re: poopooyou – me too!



  35. 35

    Perez, Quit fucking speculating on shit you're clearly not an expert in. Report the facts fucker not your opinion. We care about the stories not you tard!



  36. 36

    I wonder when the steroids he takes daily are gonna make him SNAP and who his victim will be…

  37. Bree says – reply to this


    37

    Re: Saosin – umm if he had alcohol poisoning he DEFINITELY wouldnt have been driving to the hospital and probably wouldve been passed out.

  38. Bree says – reply to this


    38

    and PErez…wow…just wow. Just when I think your ignorance can't get any worse, you post something like this. You are such a fucking idiot.



  39. 39

    I didn't realize Carrot Tops is gay.



  40. 40

    Shrooms? thats a form a food poisoning… right?



  41. 41

    Err a couple of weeks ago you criticised John Mayor for cancelling tour dates because of food poisoning, calling it a lame excuse. Now you say a person can barely move their body" with food poisoning.

    Dick.

  42. @v@ says – reply to this


    42

    This is possible. Didn't you see the Monty Python film of the fellow who lost his limbs but could still fight?

  43. SF90 says – reply to this


    43

    Atleast he gets cock in difference from you, Perez.



  44. 44

    Come on, Perez. He's not gay. And if he was, who cares?? Jeez. He's cool, give him a break, Man.



  45. 45

    And when John Mayer had food poisoning a while back you bitched about him cancelling his concerts.

  46. Rosh says – reply to this


    46

    Wait.. So just because your a "celebrity" means you can't actually get sick like every other average joe? It has to be something completely scandalous for it to get believed? And even if it wasn't food poisoning what gives you the right to say they're lying?



  47. 47

    First off Scott is not gay. Secondly he is a really nice guy and good friend of mine. Thirdly.. He DID have food poisoning. It happens sorry to say. He does not do drugs. He barely drinks. He is a human being folks….. with feelings. Just because someone is a celebrity does not mean they are not a human being and do not have feelings. Think about what you say before you say it and consider how it makes someone feel. If you ever met him and saw how nice he was to you, you would regret saying nasty things.



  48. 48

    Hilarious that your hypocrisy knows no bounds. 2 weeks ago you were screaming from the hills that John Mayer was a big fat wanker cos he had to cancel 2 concerts due to food poisoning. I believe you called him a "wussy". Now this week it's a serious enough affliction that Carrot Top shouldn't get behind the wheel of a car to seek medical attention? So which is it? A serious illness or a silly tummy rumble? Make up your mind.



  49. 49

    Why do you always have to make it be about something else. I had food poisoning once and had to drive my aunt to the hospital because she broke her ankle. Maybe it wasn't that severe of a case where he couldn't drive himself. There are different severities of food poisoning.



  50. 50

    who the fuck cares why carrot top was in the hospital, and driving really isn't that hard. I drove to the hospital with food poisoning. stfu.



  51. 51

    I thought gay people didn't say stuff like to to each other. Obviously I was wrong



  52. 52

    Re: claire1000 – Well said. He is def. a unique individual, and people make fun of him for that. Glad he has good friends like you :)



  53. 53

    I heard they had to pump five gallons of sperm out of his stomach. Oh wait, that was Rod Stewart, LOLOLOLOLOLOL………………..