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Whoo! Whoo!

Look who is rolling into Desperation Station!

It's Danielle Staub from The Real Housewives of NJ with her "soon-to-be hit" horrifying single, Real Close!

Check out her first live performance from last night, accompanied by "lesbian superstar" (and rumored GF) Lori Michaels. (above)

If your eyes haven't disintegrated and your ears haven't fallen off, share your thoughts!

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  1. 1

    This b*tch is NUTZ, seriously feel bad for her kids!



  2. 2

    This is the best song out of all the housewives.



  3. 3

    Not to mention you are posting this stuff way after the other celebrity blogs. Next your going to tell us how Jake and Vienna have broken up…..you're getting ol' P.



  4. 4

    love that brilliant songwriting

    "why am i so scared to be close to you….real close to you….so close to you."

    there's a reason you're on reality tv for being rich and not for being talented.



  5. 5

    lori has a real life gf…danielle is doing this for press. didn't think the song was that bad.



  6. 6

    I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD!!! I mean @ least she had the chops to sing it completely live, unlike the other housewives who have singles who sing along with the track! and her voice isnt all that bad



  7. 7

    OMFG HPK…………HER POOR KIDS MUST BE MORTIFIED THAT THIS IS THEIR MOTHER!! She is a disgrace pure and simple.



  8. 8

    She's a lot better than the other two and she was really singing not talking. I like the song.



  9. 9

    hott mess!



  10. 10

    Rip off! I thought I could detect a little George Michael's "Father Figure" and a little of Seal's "Kiss from a Rose." Just saying..



  11. 11

    I actually like the song, would be better if sung by someone with a "little" more talent (LOL).

    As far as Danielle, she is a mental case, she should have her kids taken away from her. She looks more like a tranny, what did she do to her face?



  12. 12

    she really does look like the grinch!! haha and she should definitely keep her day job…if she has one.



  13. 13

    She may be demon spawn, but that is the best song any housewife has sung to date.



  14. 14

    This is still much better than the countess



  15. 15

    Sounds like the song "Protection" by Massive Attack…



  16. 16

    Bravo is not the Disney Channel. Just because you are on the network doesn't mean you also get a singing career. At least it wasn't auto-tune. I love Andy Cohen!



  17. 17

    This is the best housewives song yet. she has a voice…

  18. YUCK says – reply to this


    18

    omg she's a fucking star! this song is beautiful. eat your heart out countess.



  19. 19

    Re: DonnaMartin – tardy for the party (remix) is the best and then…. money can't buy you clas hahahahaha



  20. 20

    best song of the real housewives but i still think she is fucking nuts



  21. 21

    …Rolling into desperation station? Lol



  22. 22

    Her face makes me picture what GaGa will look line in a hundred years. What a horse face!



  23. 23

    She sounds better than the other Housewives that have attempted songs. Give her a little credit. I still dislike her though.



  24. 24

    Delusinal Grinch face needs to have her daughters taken away.



  25. 25

    The song was beautiful. 2 women scared be in love with each other. I do not watch the show but heard she was nuts. However I like the song better than LuAnn's



  26. 26

    "You're the one I want to run to. the one I want to call"
    she's said that with 19 different men lol.



  27. 27

    I can't get over how fucking butt ugly she is…

    I've already damaged my eyes…I don't want to damage my hearing also!!!



  28. 28

    Re: dreamboat – Soooooo true!!!



  29. 29

    hit so many wrong notes on the piano and missed ques while singing. That dude just sat there with a douche bag look on his face.



  30. 30

    thats is one ugly crazy bitch I dont know why she is even on that show for… ugh haha lol u and her should be best friends Perez…



  31. 31

    My thoughts on the singing and the song: I have to say that the singing was ok compared to the other 2, and the song was cute. I'm not running to downloaded it yet but the best way to listen to it is with your eyes close and not to think about the person singing it…Good Job girl, by the way stop acting like your in the mob, it's not the sopranos.



  32. 32

    why are her eyelashes like little hairy beasts hanging off her eyeballs? lol

  33. SBC says – reply to this


    33

    That fugly whackjob is nauseating to watch but at least that song is better than "Countess" Luann's shiteous mess!



  34. 34

    even though i can't stand her, it's not TERRIBLE. at least she can carry a note, unlike some OTHER hws, who shall remain nameless. i still am not crazy about the song. "tardy for the party" and the countess' songs were aLOT catchier and fun…



  35. 35

    Although I'm not a fan of Danielle (at all!) and she's far from a great singer, I have to admit she's the best of all the wannabe pop star housewives. The song itself is kind of good, it would be great to hear it sung by someone with a stronger voice.



  36. 36

    I actually really liked it. Sorry but I did…. way better than the Countess…lol



  37. 37

    I'd listen to this song over and over before listening to Countess Lou Ann's "Money Can't Buy You Class / Elegance Is Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuurned"



  38. 38

    she paid for her face to look like that! it's a shame for her two daughters. don't they have a father or close relative that can take over custody so they have some kind of normalcy in their lives?



  39. 39

    HEY IT,S NOT A GAY THING {THO SHE IS PULLING A FAKE GAY} IT,S THAT SHE IS A PIG.MY GIRLS AND I HAVE A HOUSEWIVES NIGHT AND WE ALL DECIDED.YOUR JUST TOO TRASHY…WE ARE SO SO TIRED OF THE BOOBS,ENOUGH.A REAL BORE THE JERSEY SHOW BECAME……..



  40. 40

    dont get me wrong. the song is awful, and shes a bad singer.. but this song is wayyyy better than any other housewive. lets all remember "tardy for the party". haha this song is wayyy better, but it still sux lol



  41. 41

    I think this woman is disturbed but I have to give her credit, her voice is pretty decent. Honestly I think she has a better voice than Brittany Spears. Too bad she is demented.



  42. 42

    I meant to mention that "real close" isn't proper grammar. It should be "really close".



  43. 43

    I liked the song myself.



  44. 44

    the sad part is that she has the best voice out of all the housewives who have "singles"



  45. 45

    shes crazy but this song is better then the other 2 housewives songs combined honesty. hate to say it but shes not that bad…



  46. 46

    That is terribel….both women sound terrible.
    And now Danielle is a lesbian?? She's just a fame whore.



  47. 47

    Andy's face is so priceless he's like OMFG!!! ha!



  48. 48

    i can't stand danielle but this song is *waaaay* better than "money can't buy you class". oh the irony.



  49. 49

    so this is why the bitch the so obsessed with Dina, shes a lesbian.



  50. 50

    She was better than I thought she was gonna be, she's still a nut job!!!



  51. 51

    Single is gonna crash and burn!



  52. 52

    I thought that was the Kardashians. Maybe it's a "future echo" and that really is them!



  53. 53

    I'm surprised, Perez! I actually thought it was "good" compared to the Countess & Kim's songs. At least she is actually singing!



  54. 54

    OMG! Please please please NO MORE HOUSEWIVES MUSIC! I JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  55. 55

    Oh, what a fragile little flower..Bwahahaha. Next.



  56. 56

    Wow, the Kardashian sisters are not aging well at all.



  57. 57

    Don't get me wrong. This song sucks. And I HATE Danielle.
    But as far as songs by the housewives go, I would have to say that this one sucks less than "Don't Be Tardy For the Party" and "Money Can't Buy You Class".



  58. 58

    Best housewife song so far!



  59. 59

    WOW she is really a great singer!!! Ihope she comes out with a cd ill be waiting to buy that!!! loved it!!! her voice is so amazing and soft and pretty… I love her!!!! Uhh she is like the voice of the generation!!! eat your heart out gaga!!! she is way better theny ou!!!!!!



  60. 60

    I think that everyone expected her performance to be terrible because she is completely insane and egotistical like all of the other women who are cast for these Housewives shows and can't really evaluate themselves realistically. I was prepared for the worst, but she actually wasn't bad, and she wrote the lyrics. I would rather hear someone sing moderately well who can write a decent song than listen to almost all of the pop music that is out there today, so she deserves credit for not being half bad. It was a good song for her ability level and a good idea to use someone else as a co-singer so she wouldn't have to carry the performance herself.



  61. 61

    This song is so fucking cheesy, seriously she has below average voice and she can't hit any notes, obviously she struggled. God her face makes me think of a dirty hemorrhoid infested asshole.



  62. 62

    Sounded better than "Don't be Tardy" or "Money Can't buy you class". Plus, it wasn't a Gimmick like the other two Ho'Wives' songs. Get it straight, Perez. Just because the Manzos don't like Danielle, don't drink the KoolAid. Hell, even I have a freakin' sex tape.



  63. 63

    Listened a little, jumped up, ran to the bathroom to puke, but I could still hear it……………………. asked my husband to shut it off and now I feel better.



  64. 64

    VERY BAD!



  65. 65

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I SAW IT LIVE LAST NIGHT
    hilarious, this woman is INSANE



  66. 66

    Okay, why does he have to call her "lesbian superstar?" I'm sure if she were straight, he wouldn't have said, "heterosexual superstar." What does her sexuality have to do with anything?

    The song itself isn't bad, but Danielle Staub can't sing. She's trying to look sexy and into it, but in the end, she's just trying to hard. And it shows.

    If the two are dating, my guess is that it's a PUBLICITY STUNT.



  67. 67

    She should stick to what she does best - fuck anonymous guys on camera.



  68. 68

    one of the fugliest faces i've ever seen.



  69. 69

    Re: danknowsbest – "she is like the voice of the generation!!!"

    Take your prozac and get back in the toll booth.



  70. 70

    its not THAT bad. best out of all the other "housewives"



  71. 71

    oh my-this chick is so gross. she doesn't even look like a real person. I hate to say this but her song wasnt that bad when compared to the other 2. I think she believes she is living in a sopranos episode. she is such a liar-so damn fake. That Danny idiot she hangs around is so stupid. It is like a really bad high school play when they show up places. He is a wanna be actor/director-just fuckin around so he can get his scrawny ass on tv. losers!



  72. 72

    what a shit storm. totally hideous.



  73. 73

    I LOVE ADAM!



  74. 74

    pereza, this is somewhat better than the shitastical crap you call music or the craptastic "artists" you've signed. Maybe you're upset because you didn't sign her first?

    This was a "special" slowed down version for this show. Andy cohen= douche!

    P.S. I love how everyone's forgotten Kandi's song, "Fly Above." LOL



  75. 75

    She is the worst example of a mother. I watched her last night and I thought she was weird. Then her singing and trying to get people to believe that she's now with a girl. Anything to get publicity. SHe is odd. I guess she likes the attention no matter what kind of attention it is. She will be going back to strip joints unless her daughter starts making money for her. SICK



  76. 76

    This stupid bitch is crazy! I'm so sick of her! Her kids have more sense than she does - thank God. She really needs to have those kids taken away from her. Can't wait til her 15 mins are up.



  77. 77

    Andy's face is priceless lol hahaahaha



  78. 78

    I loved the song -
    Danielle Staub can actually sing,
    and without Autotune that
    I could detect.
    .
    Danielle amazed me with her talent,
    she did a great job and so did
    Lori Michaels,
    who also wrote the song.
    .
    BRAVO to Danielle and Lori
    for doing a fantastic job.

    This was no Autotune piece
    of crap - it was really GOOD!
    .
    Rash Manly



  79. 79

    dammit dammit dammit!!!!!!! as much i hate to admit it. she actually sound really good. it was a nice song. can't believe no auto tune, unbelievable. i still don't care for her as a person (crazy heifer).



  80. 80

    HATE her…but the best of the singing housewives…thats not saying much. PLEASE stop letting them sing!!!!



  81. 81

    Correct me if i'm wrong… but the bitch-slut-whore from NJHW barely even sang… maybe the first 15 seconds and then the real singer/songwriter did the rest.

    I suspect the singer/songwriter figured she could get some mileage from the NJHW angle and publicity. It won't be long til these two women are enemies and Danielle hates her because she back stabbed her in every way. Mark my words, it's Danielle Staub's MO, befriend someone who she believe can help her and the coldly dump them when she feels they've crossed her… Look at the frightening Kim G. It's a matter of time.

    None of this changes that she is a nasty skank with a bad attitude without any semblance of class. Theresa said it best… she is a prostitue, whore bitch. And that's being nice.



  82. 82

    I kinda like it, actually!



  83. 83

    I liked the song not that bad.

  84. syd3 says – reply to this


    84

    Was wonderfully surprised — Danielle actually has a voice (alone out of all the HWs). She can also cognitively process information fairly impressively — as opposed to at least a couple of the other HWs (Teresa and Kelly come to mind) … this is the one HW that is performing way below her capability level. It's a pity that the activities she does choose to engage in makes many of us soooo uncomfortable. Danielle — wake up!



  85. 85

    MESS



  86. 86

    Yes she does sound bad but atleast she sounds better than Luann from Real House Wives of New York! These people can't sing! Why even try…Whore



  87. 87

    she's an old hag and she sings as bad as Larry King's wife! Horrible!



  88. 88

    This is ridiculously horrible and redundant.

    And danielle's plastic surgery face looks inhuman. Does she not own a mirror?
    I feel bad for her daughters. They, thank god, do not look at all like her.

    But…the therapy they will need is sad.



  89. 89

    Danielle looks like the reggeaton artist IVY QUEEN! Does anyone else see that?!!!



  90. 90

    aside from danielle being a crazy head, I actually thought it was a good song lol better than the other 2 housewives

  91. Lucas says – reply to this


    91

    Good for birthday parties and family gatherings, but that's about it.



  92. 92

    she should wear a costume and light her piano on fire, then it would be a smash…LMFAO

  93. Hibo says – reply to this


    93

    this song is better than LuAnn from NYC's song. that song was auto-tune galore!!



  94. 94

    She should of added her Mafia entourage to sing the chorus and dance in unison behind her like the Pips.



  95. 95

    PLEASE GET REAL. WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS?



  96. 96

    this is a good song -



  97. 97

    The host looks like he's having an orgasm watching a fantasy play out in front of him…desperation station.



  98. 98

    She's a complete pyscho and I feel bad for her kids too, but her voice is way better than Kim and The Countess'. Best song all of three!



  99. 99

    Who the hell is that deformed cat lady? YIKES! I am so sick of these self important shallow cun*s from these housewive shows. When did reality tv become so bad? Oh yeah, it was never that good.



  100. 100

    My ears! The PAIN!! make it STOP!!!!!

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