Look who is rolling into Desperation Station!
It's Danielle Staub from The Real Housewives of NJ with her
"soon-to-be hit" horrifying single, Real Close!
Check out her first live performance from last night, accompanied by "lesbian superstar" (and rumored GF) Lori Michaels. (above)
If your eyes haven't disintegrated and your ears haven't fallen off, share your thoughts!