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Baby Can't Drive In Switzerland!

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The Alps are not a Formula One racetrack, bbs! Please try to remember that!

RoadCross, a Swiss foundation for victims of road accidents, has approached the Geneva justice authorities to take away Lewis Hamilton's Swiss driving license.

You know Lewis Hamilton! He's the British Formula One driver and the guy all up in Nicole Scherzinger!

Well, according to RoadCross, Lewis is a menace on the roads and his Pussy is not all that great of a driver either. In fact, it was Nicole's big mouth that started all the trouble!

Not only has she recorded a song called Baby Can’t Drive, but she also told a British rag that the Swiss authorities would "no doubt expel the couple from Switzerland if they knew how fast they had driven in the country."

Way to put them on the lookout!

Now, Lewis already has a history of reckless driving. Back in March of 09, his "irresponsible" driving and disregard for a road sign resulted in a collision with a woman who had her child in the car. Thankfully, no one was injured, but we could chock that up to luck.

So RoadCross has got some dirt on Lewis to help their side.

We think it is best to slow it down, bb! At least, when you are not on the track!

[Image via WENN.]

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18 comments to “Baby Can't Drive In Switzerland!”



  1. 1

    ""Looking like the illegitimate love child of Axl Rose, Madonna and Marilyn Manson, attention whore Lady Gaga bit it big time while unsuccessfully maneuvering through Heathrow airport in a pair of sensible leather chaps and comfy transatlantic travel platform boots on Wednesday.""



  2. 2

    he's a no one and she's famous for acting like a slut…………



  3. 3

    What a moron. I hope that woman took some serious cash off him !!
    Fucking hell , this isn't something to brag about !!



  4. 4

    Re: April 20th – yeah such a no one hes 25 and so far has earned £500 million (approx. $750 million), stop chatting shit when you obviously know fuck all about sport



  5. 5

    Who?



  6. 6

    "CHOCK" that up to luck…? learn to write. it's "chalk…" you're a fucking moron.



  7. 7

    Re: April 20th – He's a world champion. Hardly a no-one…
    It's also noteworthy that he was the youngest driver to win the formula one world championship, aswell as the first non-white driver to win it.



  8. 8

    Re: Mancunian – based on my original comment, does it really sound like i give a shit………..



  9. 9

    Re: April 20th – it sounds like you 'give a shi-' ;why bother comment then? or do you have nothing to do with your time.



  10. 10

    Re: michael89 – okay, and???? i still don't know who he is…….and i don't care - to me, he's no one……if he's your idol, good for you.



  11. 11

    Re: April 20th
    erm… yeah, it does sound like you give a lot shit, since you've chosen to stay around and keep track on this post for such a long time, to comment, go out, come back again, read more comments, and post again.
    So yeah, I guess you are interested.
    As for your remark, he's a world chempion. And who are you?



  12. 12

    Re: galleon10 – i don't need celebrity status to feel like someone
    Re: amzzzzz – i work an 8-4:30 and I'm bored……got suggestions?



  13. 13

    Re: April 20th – You're an idiot. Why comment on a news story related to a person when you have no idea who that person is? That's almost as dumb as asking "Who is this person". It makes you look like a retard.



  14. 14

    I love 'baby can't drive' with slash. soo good



  15. 15

    Well only a moron says things like "we would be expelled if they knew what we did"…But hey, he's too dumb to tell the difference between a race track and a regular road, and she's…just dumb.
    Go Jenson!!!!!



  16. 16

    lol she ALSO bragged about it in MAXIM magazine this month… if i were him i would be pissed that he is getting in trouble because she can't keep her mouth shut!!



  17. 17

    Not to mention he got busted hoon driving in Melbourne this year before the grand prix and had his car impounded…. he may be awesome on the track but his driving ability (and his inflated ego) on regular roads is shit.

  18. OZJEN says – reply to this


    18

    He was in trouble in OZ too for doing burnouts in the street - wanker