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Forget The Smurfs! Remember Trolls?

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If you were a kid of the last three decades, chances are someone bought you one of these hideous, naked play things for your birthday. If you were lucky, your troll had a vajazzled belly! Those were the best!

Anyway, because Hollywood is bankrupt of creativity these days, DreamWorks has just secured the rights to the Trolls brand and is looking into making an animated movie about them. In fact, writers have already started working on the script, which is said to be looking into the mythology of creatures.

Yeah, that's good! We want to know how they keep multiplying when they are anatomically missing some key parts!

It's too bad this thing will be animated. We had a list of actresses we would have LOVED to see in a live action version. Rumer Willis. Mary-Kate Olsen. Kristen Stewart. Derek Hough.

Will U go see a Troll movie?

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42 comments to “Forget The Smurfs! Remember Trolls?”



  1. 1

    U would be PERFECT for the evil troll… a role you were born to play y/n?



  2. 2

    Seriously those trolls have a resemblance to Floptina! Just saying.



  3. 3

    Sarah Jessica Parker can be "old mother troll".



  4. 4

    Christina Aguilera… is that you?



  5. 5

    oh hell no
    i hate them

  6. ynot says – reply to this


    6

    i'd see the movie if mary kate and ashley star in it. they always remind me of trolls.



  7. 7

    ur just pissed derek hough isnt gay not that u would have chance in hell even if he was gay!!!



  8. 8

    Rumer Willis & Perez Hiltons lovescene..damn just that thought made me impotent for a month



  9. 9

    The blond ones look like Mary Kate and Ashley.



  10. 10

    eeek they look so scary. i never liked them even during the time when they really popular.



  11. 11

    i just realized it, nicole richie looks like a smurf.



  12. 12

    i meant troll, not smurf.

  13. YUCK says – reply to this


    13

    whatever, remember barba papa. he was the bomb. I used to make clay figurines of him. LOL



  14. 14

    If anybody should be cast as a troll its you. who else comes to mind that dyes their hair day-go, oops I meant day-glo and prances around like they have a cat up their ass. In most FAIRY tales trolls were ugly, mean, self-absorbed bags of shit that did everything in their power to pump up their image at the expense of others. Sound familiar?



  15. 15

    Rad.



  16. 16

    Please add Rachel Zoe to the list!



  17. 17

    lols perez your soo funny!!! derek hough!



  18. 18

    they already made an appearance at the beginning of Toy Story 3!!!



  19. 19

    You look like a big fat troll doll Perez. THANK GOD you keep your clothes on. Please keep doing that at least…..



  20. 20

    Awe, Levi McConaughey



  21. 21

    hollywood has killed my childhood. I'm a 80's baby and their bringing it all back & ruining it!!



  22. 22

    Or it could be us! We rocked the Treasure Troll last Halloween!



  23. 23

    Yes I remember them. xD Never had one though.



  24. 24

    I absolutely loved Troll Dolls! Ah, memories…



  25. 25

    LOL!! I agree! How many more bullsh*t franchises can they dream up? Bankrupt of creativity hits the nail on the head.



  26. 26

    trolls were awesome. i had hella jewel bellied ones cuz i was cool. but making a movie sounds like the dumbest idea of all time. they're really running out of ideas aren't they?



  27. 27

    Re: ynot
    That are Monchichis. Ooh!



  28. 28

    I had a big red stuffed troll doll. I had a regular sized one. I had one of those little mini ones you put on the top of your pencil. Love the trolls!



  29. 29

    Looks like Usher



  30. 30

    My trolls had clothes on…oh well Mary Kate Trollsen would rock this movie!



  31. 31

    I had one of those little thingies….And GOD I hated it… I shaved all of it's hair off then lost it….A random, lost, thought….Yes, I know.lol



  32. 32

    To my generation they are Wishnics.



  33. 33

    oh man… i loved trolls!



  34. 34

    i want one of those :)



  35. 35

    You left out Pig Face Hilton, America's biggest troll.



  36. 36

    What's with all the Kristin Chenoweth dolls?



  37. 37

    trolls are kinda freaky, but i think i had at least one in my lifetime lol



  38. 38

    Wonder if I could get a part….



  39. 39

    i like the trolls but i dont remember the bejewelled trolls?



  40. 40

    I remember these Trolls. Their hair used to be so funky!



  41. 41

    ALMOST EVERY HOLLYWOOD MOVIE IS PACKED FULL OF TROLLS ALREADY!!!! LOL



  42. 42

    Well, you would be perfect, even without make-up.