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More Jersey Hot Messness!!!

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Ugh! If it weren't so appalling to watch, we'd love it!

Last Friday, the Countess Luann performed at the club Splash in NYC and the crowd was really feeling her.

No, sorry. Mocking. Mocking her is what we meant to say.

Check out the Countess' live performance of Money Can't Buy You Class! (above)

So we have to ask:

The Countess or Danielle Staub???

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45 comments to “More Jersey Hot Messness!!!”



  1. 1

    talk about a hot mess!



  2. 2

    its new york not jersey



  3. 3

    ""Looking like the illegitimate love child of Axl Rose, Madonna and Marilyn Manson, attention whore Lady Gaga bit it big time while unsuccessfully maneuvering through Heathrow airport in a pair of sensible leather chaps and comfy transatlantic travel platform boots on Wednesday.""



  4. 4

    Of course the countess!!! Daniele is just pathetic



  5. 5

    i caught about 30 seconds of one of these housewives shows……and heard this bitch "singing"……katy perry sounds good in comparison…….



  6. 6

    Money can't buy you class. Perez is still an ASS. She is not JERSEY. She is from New York and on the NEW YORK housewives. She's not the best singer but FUN and CATCHY song. It goes with her book and I would drink,dance,and sing along while LuAnn is singing at a bar anytime. FUN, my friend.
    Danielle's song was beautiful and Perez should embrace 2 women scared of the love for each other. Not a fun party song but I thought her voice was great.



  7. 7

    She looks like she is having fun and I have to say she has a great body.



  8. 8

    P.S. Danielle Staud is a mess.



  9. 9

    Money can't buy you a singing voice either…



  10. 10

    Danielle is a better singer than Luann. I was really surprised in Danielle's voice on the Bravo aftershow.



  11. 11

    ISN'T IT IRONIC, SHE SINGS " MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU CLASS", AND SHE'S LIVING PROOF OF IT! I'M SURE THE COUNT IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF WHILE HIS KIDS ARE HIDING UNDER THE COVERS. AND NO, SHE DIDN'T LEARN ANY ELEGANCE EITHER. NICE CAMEL TOE COUNTLESS!!!!



  12. 12

    SHE SHE SHE…I LIKE TARDY FOR THE PARTY (REMIX), SITUATION'S SONG AND THIS ONE. NEVER HEARD DANIELLE'S
    BUT GODGA IS THE BEST IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY.



  13. 13

    Heh, she's harmless and having a little fun with her 15 minutes or should I say 15 seconds of fame.
    I had that damn song in my brain the other day, after a friend sang it to me as a laugh, and after about an hour of it, I had to put "Sinatra at the Sands" with Count Basie on, to clear my brain.
    -
    How in the world did fugly Danielle, produce such a beautiful daughter, Christine? Even little Jillian is cute.



  14. 14

    I was at that event and no one was mocking her. The crowd was really going wild and she was having the time of her life!! She was really likable and down to earth - very un-"The Countess"-like. The crowd was singing along to the song and she did a Q & A after. You got your facts wrong Perez- check another source



  15. 15

    I hate them both equally but LuMan is definitly the worst singer. She is worse than Kim Z!



  16. 16

    Her body is fantastic and dresses really nicely.
    I like her. Seems the most put together and there's a reason the Count married her. Looks like she gives great BJ's.
    Bethenny is my favorite in dressing style.



  17. 17

    I guess if Im at gunpoint it would be Danielle. Their i said it!! She can at least carry tune.



  18. 18

    Wrong. She isn't hawt…..She is just a mess….a big greasy mess.



  19. 19

    UM New York not Jersey! And although she can't sing I really like her! I think se is out there having fun so you go girl! She is NOT in ANY way like Daniele

  20. Lucas says – reply to this


    20

    That's not singing! She's talking into the microphone "Money can't buy you class". Well that's pretty obvious.



  21. 21

    Gah, I hate her. She's a joke.



  22. 22

    hahah. She reminds me of a tranny.



  23. 23

    danielle has a better singing voice for sure! the "countess" is just talking, not singing lol



  24. 24

    What's this have to do with Jersey exactly?



  25. 25

    She's from NY, dumbass. That said, agreed, she sucks.



  26. 26

    This is the most horrible thing I have ever seen. How can people listen to this? She is a freakin mess



  27. 27

    Give me a 3rd choice



  28. 28

    Dude, I'd rather have to endure the Countess live for hours instead of ever meeting Danielle Staub for even a minute!!



  29. 29

    who's she? :S some only in America famous tranny?



  30. 30

    I was there the crowd was extremely hyped to see her, it's a catchy song sadly sang by a terrible voice lol!! As for the Countess or Danielle question I'm not partial to insanity so the Countess beyond a shadow of a doubt

  31. 7tizz says – reply to this


    31

    Is this Spash a gay establishment? I can't possibly see straight clubbers embracing this garbage.



  32. 32

    Thank god the crowd drowns her out. Although I can't stand Danielle, I like her song better than this one. ELEGANCE IS LUUUUUUUUUUURNED.



  33. 33

    they both suck balls



  34. 34

    LMAO!!!!



  35. 35

    Danielle for sure!! This song sucks "Don't be Tardy for the Party" is where it's at.



  36. 36

    I'm sorry, what is your talent again Perez? Oh, yeah. You don't have one. Gossiping is not a talent. I'm not saying she's great, but she's not the onle one who is almost-smei-famous for nothing.



  37. 37

    Oh Danielle for sure. I can't believe I liked that song so well, but I did. I did not think I would like it, but I did and I still cannot believe it. Maybe Danielle may have a chance at song writing more. Her voice is soft and sounded sweet. I didn't expect that.

    *SLAPS SELF ON HEAD…*

    But this shit of countess luanne! GAWD… what crap. You are a laughing stock darling. That song is awful. Please stop.



  38. 38

    I helped her backup dancers pick out those outfits at my job, American Apparel! They didn't seem too excited about it. lol



  39. 39

    I helped those back up dancers pick out those outfits at my job, American Apparel. They did not seem too happy about it lol.



  40. 40

    money can get you gender surgery though



  41. 41

    money didn't buy her enough singing lessons..



  42. 42

    I have to tune out. Too many pathetic people. She is useless and pitiful. Her daughter must be gringing.



  43. 43

    it's kinda pathetic how absolutely thrilled she is to be on a stage. enjoy those 15 minutes… just a couple seconds left now.



  44. 44

    I dont want to relate her to a drag queen since Bethenny said that as a stab..buuut the talky posey song reminds me a lot of "Girl, You Better WORK! (covergirl!)" by RuPaul. love me some real housewives so i have nothing negative to say, go getem luann



  45. 45

    DOES SHE HAVE A PEEN?? She looks & sounds just like a man! Maybe she has both sets of organs and impregnated herself!