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i want to take teddy away from you mario - he deserves better.
Si te pones mas pato se va a tapar la plomeria con tantas plumas…
you're so fake. that dog did not even look happy.
You and Teddy are both ADORABLE! He looks a little traumatized though.
FCUK WHO CARES, I WANT A GODGA POST!
BTW, YOUR DOG IS FUGLY!
I just LOVE Teddy. Perez your the best Daddy.
HEY! DO GODGA A FAVOR AND EXCHANGE TEDDY 2 DALMATIANS. GAGA LOVES THEM!
That poor dog
He seems a little old to just be swimming for the first time?
He looks un-happy. What a surprise!!!
but did you leave out all the parts when he was thrashing in the water, trying to get out??
Haha, so so cute!
Thank you, Perez, for not taking off your shirt. Those stretch marks would have traumatized that poor dog even more! By the way, which one has the dog face? I guess it's Teddy… He's the dog, you're the bitch…
wow, your own dog doesn't even look like he likes you!
Awww that was sweet but did ya really have to wear Gagag?
It was cute, and to all the people saying he didn't enjoy it, oh please.
Perez was actually really responsible in the way he introduced him to the water, dipping him in slowly allowing him to get used to it rather than tossing him in. Dogs are great swimmers and most of them love water. Get over it.
what an ugly wet dog..teddys not lookin so cute either.
A flea infested mutt in the pool. And the dog too. Who goes in the pool wearing their shirt? lmao. Only flabby fat pigs like you.
i don't understand why people comment such rude and hateful things toward you on your site…. if you don't like perez, then don't log on…. simple as that!
on a happier note…. teddy shrank in size by 1/2! he's all love and fluff!… so cute! i hope he learns to love the water and you guys can enjoy the summer by your pool!
Awwww you poor lonely dog faced queen. It's moments like those that make you wish for a man to share it with, but sadly, your ugliness both inside and out will keep you forever lonely. Sad
You idiot! Do you know what chlorine does to dogs? Your dog looks f-ing miserable. NO WIRE HANGERS NO WIRE HANGERS. I hope PETA comes after you.
What a sweet puppy! He's a natural in the water!
Clean/rinse out Teddy's ears after swimming! We learned the hard way by not doing this after our soft coated Wheaten Terrier, Teddy, swam in our pool here in Florida and he ended up with a double ear yeast infection!
Hey Perez. Wonderful video. It was sooo perezzzious!! Like to congratulate you on your weight loss success! You look ABFAB (and so does Teddy H).
Re: Bippitybop – @ 22- while he was "responsible" by dipping the dog into the water, the dog should've been introduced to water years ago. At this later age (the dog, not mario), he does appear to be a bit uncomfortable even though he is (by both breeds) a water dog. i'm sure living in bright and sunny california, mario had plenty of chances to introduce the dog to water as a puppy and for his own vanity is just now doing so-that makes him stupid and irresponsible.
I'm sorry, but that dog does not look happy. You don't see him wagging his tail at all in the video.
OMG!! That is the cutest ever!!! Too cute for words…. ADORABLE!! Jean-Luc King Brown myspace music
Awww so cute!
That was so cute, he looked like he was having fun dog paddling. I don't know what people are talking about, saying he looked traumatized??? I'm not sure what kind of "happy" reaction they would normally expect from a swimming dog, laughing loudly and grinning from ear to ear, maybe cheering?
I bet Teddy will be jumping into the pool on his own in no time. You're a good daddy to him, Perez. Best to you.
I actually feel dumber having seen that…..
The only thing this makes me feel is sadness for humanity. If evil corrupt people like you have the money to afford a pool in your backyard, what hope is there for the hard working honest people?
That is so adorable. He probably would enjoy a swim every now and again just to cool off or pee in the pool…… Teddy not Perez. : )
Aww, I love it!! He's so adorable and little when he's wet!
You should not be allowed near children and animals. You are an idiot. That dog does not look comfortable at all.
Thank God you kept your clothes on. Fat untoned pig.
Re: SwedishSweetheart – CACA DOESNT LIKE DALMATIANS SHE LIKES HARLEQUIN GREAT DANES THOSE ARE THE DOGS IN HER VIDS NOT DALMATIANS. YOU GAG GAG FANS ARE SO RETARDED YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MANUFACTURED FLOPGA I KNOW MORE SHIT ABOUT HER/HIM AND HIS COCK MORE THAN YOU FAKE FANS. YOU'RE SUCH A FAIL
Teddy is so cute i like the vid
WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!?!?!?!?!?
didn't you know that chlorinated water is BAD for dogs, how fucking stupid can you be, must have cock on the brain
Teddy is such a cutie! I loved that video.
Awww so cute…..he looked much cooler on a hot summer day.
you swim with ur shirt on!! lmfao!!!
Aww sooooo cute
Adoooorable. Fuck the haters Perez.
OMG that was so cute, look at you skinny!!! WORK IT!!!
Perez, you know, my dog might be dying within a few days. This is really really hard…. Enjoy Teddy's company, be aware that each moment with him is a moment of grace. Xoxox
Teddy is such a cute dog. From a fierce animal lover; honestly, the one thing you do right is love and nurture that dog. Man's best friend deserves it.
I like how the music try's to be all playful and fun, and Perez is his usual over-acting schmarmy self, yet Teddy looks ABSOLUTELY miserable! ha ha….loads of laughs on that one
Your dog is so cute! I love me some Teddy And to all the haters out there if you dont like perez why do you come to his site?
YOU ARE BOTHE FUCKING VILE!
BUT TEDDY WOULD MAKE A FABULOUS COAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Teddy, you are such a sweetie!
I love it!!! My dog is a similar breed to Teddy and he swims all the time……super cute video
You guy's are SO PRESH!
lol, Perez you sound like you should be a presenter on a kids TV show. You sounded a little too excited.
Teddy's gonna be 3 and this is his first “swim?? Shame on you Perez!! LOL I have 3 dogs and 2 of them would swim everyday “` IF I let them!! Try taking Teddy to a “dog beach “““ they LOVE that too!!
That is just way too cute. I wish my dog was as relaxed in water, but my dogs a little chihuahua lol
Hahahahahaha. That was really cute, but kinda sad too. He looked like a drowned rat. His only reaction was to get the hell out of there. Isn't that dog a Golden Retriever/Poodle? Both breeds that like to swim, he should have been introduced to water well before three. He should love it.
BAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! OMG so CUUUTTEE! LOL awe Teddy is adorable
Fat people don't take of their T-shirts when they go swimming - Just SAYING!
Watching this makes me like you for once.
haha, he looks like a rat with his fur wet. but he's adorable(:
all you people who hate perez so much why do you go on his website. i'm confused. and that dog probably has a better life then you, so…
That's not cute. Poor dog.
I love the video so cute..
I love your voice in this video, and how CUTE is Teddy? Omg I really want oneee!
You've been posting a lot of stuff on here about u and your doggie, this is supposed to be a celebrity site, remember! We could definitely do without seeing you or your pooch!
The dog looks like he hated it… he should have swam away and jumped out of the pool and ran far away from there
At least you love your dog.
i feel so bad for that poor dog.
Aww he wasn't even scared at all:) My friend's Boxer is terrified of swimming, she's been getting better though so hopefully she'll be able to swim around sooner rather than later.
Dogs love swimming. Glad to see you teaching him where the pool exit stairs are. They stop panicking when they learn they can get out any time they want.
If he likes to fetch, the pool is a fun place for them to retrieve floating toys and forget that they're swimming.
OMG TEDDY IS SO BIG NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's adorable, you should be a very proud daddy
yayy! I love it when dogs swim. My dog, Boomer absolutely LOVES to swim. There is this really great dog park called "Bow Wow Beach" in Ohio. They have a big lake that all the dogs can go swimming in. I can never get Boomer to go home when we go there! So if you are ever in the Ohio area, you should totally stop by and check it out!
Seriously - In a pool, perez.?!?
Take that dog to a river, lake, pond or beach and give Teddy the REAL swimming experience he deserves. He is a dog - don;t need all those chemicals in his body.
Teddy is soooo cute!
Congrats on his first swim!
I laughed my ass off. You are sooo gay. And a famewhore. Poor pup deserves a good home, not to be exploited.
Seriously, that dog can't stand you Mario. It's so obvious. I can't believe he hasn't high tailed it out away from you by now.
He is so cute~! I love Teddy. He seemed like he felt refreshed once out. I wasn't a great swimmer either when I first started. Some dogs need to be taught how to swim. I'm glad you were in there with him, P… golden doodles aren't known as swimming dogs I don't think, but he will probably like it more and more the longer he experiences the water.
what an ugly ass mutt, oh yea, the dog is ugly as hell, too. loflmao
Awww Teddy is SO cute!!
Omg this is the cutest video of Teddy!!! You are such a great dad Perez, Teddy is lucky to have you!!! & don't pay mind to ANY of the negative comments…
Teddy looks like an old man, with those long whiskers! & I dig yer pool. But how cum yer dog is so quiet and laidback, & yer so hyper??? Dogs & owners are supposed to look and act alike after awhile! Did u just recently adopt him? I hope that he was a rescue and not from a puppy mill!!!
We hope Piers Morgan sits in a comfortable chair because that dude's butt must be raw from how hard he just got SPANKED!
The soon-to-be-former CNN host interviewed Chelsea Handler on Monday night, but we wonder if he might've been better served bringing a wood-chipper into the studio and diving into it headfirst!
It certainly would've been less painful and he probz would've gotten better ratings!
LOLz, we kid the man, but Chelsea Lately charmer was in a FEROCIOUS mood! When Piers threw a jab about being bored by their conversation, her gloves came OFF!
Ch-ch-check out the primetime smack down for yourself (above)!
Holy banana splits!!! Did she really just call him a "terrible interviewer"? And then joke about his show coming to an end? Ouch!
Then again, he was kind of cruisin' for a bruisin'!
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