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The Naked Cowboy Has Some Competition

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A Naked Cowgirl naturally!

The Naked Cowboy in Times Square is not pleased with stripper Sandy Kane assuming the role of a naked cowgirl so he has sent her a cease and desist letter in hopes that she'll put her clothes on.

Listen to the cowboy's explanation above!

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30 comments to “The Naked Cowboy Has Some Competition”

  1. 1

    Hmmm, I didn't realize THE NAKED COWBOY was such a shrewd and eloquent businessman!

  2. 2

    Oh please! The Naked Cowboy is afraid that The Naked Cow Girl will attract more attention (and she will).

  3. 3

    Wow, haha
    Didn't realize this was a business ..

  4. 4

    So a man can get nearly naked and nobody says anything. But if a woman gets almost (or completely, I've never seen either in person) naked, people throw fits. He probably just wants her to scram so he can keep business.

  5. 5

    So, he has a corner on the naked in Tmes Square market? Is his name copyrighted? If not, he's out.

  6. 6


  7. 7

    Well that was boring…I was hoping to see this naked cowgirl

  8. 8

    heard about this two days ago….

  9. 9

    How about the City of New York serving HIM with a cease and desist straight to jail for public lewdness. He is a stain upon the city and nauseating to see. I cannot believe Bloomberg has not had him arrested and removed. When did it become LEGAL to parade around in PUBLIC in your tight whiteys?? He is disgusting. There are families and young children who will never get that image out of their minds for god's sake.


  10. 10

    Re: Swear to ME! – "When did it become LEGAL to parade around in PUBLIC in your tight whiteys??"

    Lol…have you ever been to a gay pride parade? just sayin'

  11. 11

    Re: Saosin
    Shut up, pig. Disgracing hardcore-Saosin fans with your idiotic comments, ick.
    But seriously, I think they both should put some fucking clothes on.

  12. 12

    "We don't want a bunch of people acting like a bunch of crazies, ya know?"

    Riiiight…because dressing in your underpants and standing in Time Square is COMPLETELY sane.

  13. 13

    I work in DC and have seen the Naked Cowgirl she has been around for awhile but every time i see her she is very drunk and a couple times I have seen her being dragged off by cops or ambulances. Team Naked Cowboy or Naked Grandma (she is out there too) on this one!!

  14. 14

    the naked cowboy is such a right wing tool.

  15. 15

    Wait…they're NAKED in TIMES SQUARE.???
    Surely you jest!

  16. 16

    Re: Susie-Q
    Actually it is, and he even sued M&M's when they tried to release a dancing naked cowboy M&M commercial. This might seem like him just trying to keep all the money for himself but this is actually the guys living and hes turned it into a full time money making job and has to protect his investment, which sounds crazy but it is what it is.

  17. 17

    i love the naked cowboy lol. but he should just probably not ever talk again adn just be a funny naked cowboy for me to see and laugh at and nothing more.

    bla bla bla oh wah ur not the only cowboy whos naked anymore, welcome to fucking america derrrr.

  18. 18

    Re: aoqtepie02 – LMAO. thats hillarioussss.

  19. 19

    Legally speaking, she is using a name that he does have a hold on: The Naked Cowgirl name is already being used by a girl that is under contract with him. She is infringing upon the name, that is for sure. Now, if she was to take a different name with the word "Naked" in it, then I don't think she should have to pay into his business… he does not have the sole ownership of the term "naked".

  20. 20

    He doesn't have a case but still this is America …. you never know.
    The guy is just pissed because the girl will get more attention than him.

  21. 21

    He sounds like a pimp. I wonder what his family think of him. He is in awesome shape & turns 40 in December. You know he has to have major shrinkage in the cold chilly winter weather. Is this how he makes his money? Is it through donations?

  22. 22

    Re: Saosin – Believe me, as a New Yorker who has actually seen the Naked Cowgirl, you're all better off they didn't show her. Big hair, 4 teeth, and about 207 years old…ick

  23. 23

    This dude needs a real job. Put some pants on and move on.

  24. Gio24 says – reply to this


    How about the naked cow girl goes off and gets her own idea……

  25. 25

    Ugh I saw her there yesterday and I was like WTF is that prostitute doing in times square taking pics w/ the tourists?? NYC tourists will take pics with ANYTHING these days, good lord. Naked Cowgirl has saggy tits w/ pasties over her nips, and cellulite all over her legs. I almost threw up in my mouth… couldnt they at least find a hot naked cowgirl?!

  26. 26

    this whole ridiculous story was created burke in order to garner publicity for his "franchise options". that ancient hag isn't infringing on any trademark. he knows it. the whole thing is a publicity stunt and you all fell for it.

  27. 27

    Hello, you guys?? Obviously he is NOT a franchise, otherwise there would be OTHER people assuming his role in different locations that they have bought into from the original man himself. MORON doesn't even know what the meaning of franchise is!
    His hick ass needs to finish High School.

  28. 28

    I wonder if this is the Naked Cowgirl from Portland, OR? I remember I was watching a documentary about her and she said she received his permission. There was footage of her playing the guitar with him.

    He was on some stupid judge show that's been since canceled.

  29. @v@ says – reply to this


    Lol at his 'brand.' Texas and Alberta are both full of naked cowboys. Hehe.

  30. 30

    ive actually seen her and i took a picture of her and she was nasty! she gave me the finger because i wouldnt tip her!