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The Top 10 Worst Lyrics On Bionic

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Although we're sure this is just the beginning, the Top 10 worst lyrics on Floptina's Bionic have been chronicled - and they're HIGHlarious!

Clonetina's worst are:

10. “The old me’s gone, I feel brand new / And if you don’t like it, fuck you.” – “Not Myself Tonight”

9. “Strawberry cream is like a dream, my fantasy is reality / When the morning comes, I know that I will, too.” – “Sex for Breakfast”

8. “Hit up prince charming, tell him give me a call / Never mind, screw him / Cause I found somebody better / Never mind, screw him / I make myself so much wetter.” – “Vanity”

7. “Boys suck, make me sick / Inflated egos, little dicks / Use them up, spit ‘em out / I hate boys!” – “I Hate Boys”

6. “You talkin’ out your ass like a wobblehead, you bobblehead.” – “Bobblehead”

5. “All the boys think it’s cake when they taste my (woohoo)/ You don’t even need a plate, just your face, ha (woohoo)/ Licky, licky, yum yum (woohoo)” – “Woo Hoo”

4. “Thank you Mom and Daddy, cause I turn myself on.” – “Vanity”

3. “And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch.” – “Vanity”

2. “They’re only good for fruit, I mean bananas / Them boys so nuts, they’re drivin’ me bananas.” – “I Hate Boys”

1. “A rubber band was an analogy / You could even say it’s a metaphor.” – “Elastic Love”

Ha! Mayjah fail.

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300 comments to “The Top 10 Worst Lyrics On Bionic

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  1. zooby says – reply to this


    Doesn't compare to the "mayjah fail" that is Sliimy or Travis Garland, Perez.

  2. 2

    Poor kid, she's lost her touch :P

  3. 3

    Hahahah so true. But I actually like "Vanity" its hilarious. I recommend the album if you want a good laugh

  4. 4

    You are a rude fucking douchebag. But that's no surprise to anyone. Why the hell didn't they put your fatass in jail? TOO FRICKING BAD.

  5. 5

    LOL bionic is awesome, i love those retarded lines !

  6. 6

    Yea im sure the lyrics of ure "artist" on the POS Wannabe label of yours are better ,tight MARIO?

  7. 7

    Fail you say…let's talk about your failure of an "artist" Travy Gagland or whatever his name is how is his album doing?

  8. 8

    hah, didn't take long =)

  9. 9

    Why must you continuously be so incredibly negative? Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not a great album. Why must you keep harping on what a "flop" her new album is? Seriously, we get it- you don't like it! So what? Move on to a new topic.

    I used to enjoy reading your website but I'm so sick of hearing you rag on people, putting people down, and being negative. You have a very sad existence…

  10. 10

    Fuck off PEREZ :) lol I like Xtina & her lyrics HATER!!!

  11. 11

    What happened? Christina used to be my favorite..now she's just ?

  12. 12

    Here are some Gaga lyrics, they're so good you'd think Leonard Cohen wrote them:
    Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
    Ro mah ro-mah-mah
    Gaga Ooh-la-la!
    Want your bad romance

  13. 13

    How is this any different than the rest of the garbage the mainstream likes?

  14. Dale says – reply to this


    Yeah… because rah-rah-ah-ah-ah roma-roma-ma-ah ga-ga-ooh-la-la is such a stellar lyrical masterpiece. let it go already Perez! Why don’t you leave Christina alone and try focusing on real issues for a change…?

  15. 15

    Hmm.. Wonder how Bratman feels about xtina talking bout all the boys up in her cake…

  16. 16

    Jesus, what happened to this girl? This album seems like nothing more than filth and attempted "shock" pop. I always held her in high regard but that's gone. She has succeeded in convincing me she is just as shallow and ignorant as all the rest.

  17. Ryze says – reply to this


    I like how three of the lyrics are from Vanity, the only song I like off the album minus the singles.

  18. Gorj says – reply to this


    A majority of the quotes listed are the ones i scream as i blast my Bionic album. The "Mayjah fail" is YOU for failing to write an interesting article. Her album is amazing and I'm surprised you find another way each few days to take your immature hating to an even LOWER low.

  19. 19

    christina doesn't take herself so seriously anymore. why bash her for having a little fun? and honestly, most pop artists don't have the best lyrics anyway, but songs like elastic love, bobblehead, and woo hoo are fun as hell to listen to. and vanity is hilarious so stfu.

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  21. 21

    I used to LOVE Christina, and whenever I heard that she was a diva or a snob I looked over it and thought that's not what she's really like. But lately, I've been realizing that she's a snob :| Her new music is no good. It's like she's trying sooo hard to be like Rihanna, Lady GaGa, and all the other big female names in music today. I don't like that every line has to have sexual innuendo. Her last album she had a few songs that were sensual, and all the other ones actual had meaning. Yeah, some people like the sexier songs, but the meaningful, heart felt songs is what really gets people. And I also don't like that you hate on her so much, but with this post, i have to agree with you.

  22. 22

    pawn of Illuminati…

  23. 23

    She yodels and caterwauls every one of her songs. She needs to shut up and stop singing, Her ugly face needs to go home to her ugly family and just retire

  24. ximon says – reply to this


    i love bionic……………………you sucks cowes hilton……………………..lol fall gaga

  25. 25

    errrr, i like most of these lyrics! funny how the lyrics for gaga and perry have the lamest lyrics to DATE, but you go in on xtina. You are such a hater perez.

  26. 26

    When I saw this I rolled my eyes, you are so obvious perez. I cannot believe how a person can be so vindictive…she refused to blow your dick then I assume and now you're getting even???

    This will be my last time on this site and you can bet perez that one day all will blow up in your face. Your precious gaga will soon be history and when she's gone, she will not be able to protect you.

  27. 27

    Oh and for the record… Gaga is better than her! I love Gaga so much! Gaga rules the world! Madonna sucks!

  28. 28

    Oh and another thing.. MADONNA IS A CRYPT CREEPER

  29. 29

    I bet she still has backers/advertisers . Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

  30. 30

    Ive been still on team christina but these lyrics are just um…. ? 1,2 and 3 aren't so bad though and i kinda like number 3 !

  31. 31

    did she write these lyrics?

  32. 32

    It's all rubbish

  33. 33

    She's gross.

  34. DavHa says – reply to this


    Of course these lyrics sound stupid when you take'em out of its either tongue-in-cheek either ironic context…

    I always think that you don't deserve to criticize when you can't even listen for yourself

  35. 35

    because "don't call my name don't call my name, alejandro/i'm not your babe i'm not your babe fernando" is absolute GENIUS
    i don't know if you've realized this or not, but lady gaga, britney spears, and just about everyone else's lyrics are just as shitty… that's what pop music is all about
    stop hating on christina because she's not obsessed with you and lady caca

  36. 36

    "Hot like Mexico, rejoice" is worse than all of these. But since gagsoncock sang it, it's gospel to you. idiot.

  37. 37

    She's a joke who is trying desperately to use "shocking song lyrics" to sell records, but it's not working. She sucks and she knows it! She can only sing okay, not the best. Whoever said she yodels her song, that's funny because I agree! She does that all throughout every song and it's annoying!

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  39. 39

    Her "cake" is most 100% moldy and full of crabs.

  40. 40

    Re: nickers84 – Agreed!!

  41. 41

    You're pathetic attempts to try and destroy careers are quite frankly… pathetic. Get a life Perez. You post 24/7 about Christina and Lindsay and god knows who else, trying to find any excuse to misrepresent them.

    You try too hard… and it's transparent.

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  43. 43

    No dumber than gaga's lyrics….for real.

  44. 44

    You know theres 23 songs on the deluxe album and i know your talking about that one because you mentioned bobblehead theres 4 different songs up there your pathetic trying to make it seem like its her whole cd.

  45. 45

    omfg get a life

  46. 46

    Re: nickers84 – And why must you, and whoever else is doing it, address Perez as if he is actually reading these replies? Did you know he doesn't read them? DUMBASS!!!!!!!! OH and one more thing, for every reply he gets to his stories on this site… he gets MORE MONEY. So keep on paying him you dumb fucks!

  47. zooby says – reply to this


    Re: Madonna_Live – I laugh at the Christina haters, especially the GaGa fan calling her ugly. You do realize no one finds GaGa "beautiful"? Xtina never got any tranny rumors … because she definitely doesn't look like an ugly tranny. And the Miley fan calling her a slut - what a joke!

  48. 48

    Mario is scum

  49. 49

    She had the number three album in the nation for a long time… So obviously not everyone agrees.

    Not only that but ALL POP MUSIC IS STUPID! NONE OF THE LYRICS IN POP MUSIC ARE GOOD it doesn't matter if you like the singer (ie gaga) it's all a bunch of pointless pop shit.

    Honestly people decide they hate or like the person then try to separate the music. Oh lady gaga is so cool and Christina sucks. Actually no they are both the exact same you either like shitty lyrics and pop music or you don't.

    The only reason YOU don't like it is you don't like the person. It's old and it's pathetic.

  50. 50

    Re: Madonna_Live – SHUT UP u are not Madonna live u either hacked her name or stole it u fucking dumbass. Jealous of Madonna much?

  51. 51

    Re: LadyGagaSucksBalls – So you are admitting that you are a racist then? xD

  52. 52

    Re: Dale

    I agree. :)

  53. 53

    Elastic love and I hate boys are pretty cool.

  54. 54

    and Rah rah ooh lala gaga is brilliant?

  55. 55

    Vanity is flawless.

    Cute post… idiot.

  56. 56

    Sad tho obviously the music industry is corrupt as FUCK with all the songs they make ppl sing. Its SAD

  57. Laury says – reply to this


    The music on Bionic is good, I have to say, the songs have cool, danceable beats, but the lyrics… God, the lyrics are just awful. Vanity and Woohoo have some of the most ludicrous, laughable lyrics I've ever head. If Xtina had sung them in a tongue-in-cheek way that made us believe she's in on the joke it wouldn't have been so bad, but she's just so damn serious about it. Bitch seriously think she's this irresistible sex kitten who's better than everyone else. Yup, mayjah fail is right.

  58. 58

    I loved Bionic, but I agree with the Elastic Love one which is by far her worst song to date I would say. But seriously there is nothing wrong with her having a little fun with her lyrics. P.s. No.7+6 reminds me of a certain bitchy blogger.

  59. 59

    Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I'm a fan and always will be. Why are you a hater? You say you're a fan, and not a hater, yet everything you say is hatred. HATER!

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    i want you ugly i want you disease
    i want your everything as long as it's free
    i want you love
    love love love
    i want you love

    i want you love and i want your revenge
    you and me could write a bad romance


    wow perez, you are so stupid

  61. 61

    She is monumentally annoying. Someone please make her go away.

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  63. 63

    Oh and something that is much worse then this 'Love it when you call me legs, in the morning buy me eggs'… genius.

  64. 64

    Re: zooby – I'm sorry, but I don't find Christina attractive either. She only looks decent when her face is plastered with makeup.

  65. 65

    Re: dontbesonaive – If someone did that.. I think it is funny. lol

  66. 66

    shut the fuck up perez

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  68. XMK says – reply to this



  69. 69

    HATER ALERT !!! Have you heard some of Lady Gaga's lyrics????? They're pretty out there.. I like her, but…….. Perez, you really can't say shit about anybody musically. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC ! You signed Sliimy, Travis Garland and Darrelle London to your "record label" ! That's three strikes and your OUT !!!

  70. 70

    You are such a child, Perez. It's like you're stuck in high school. But this time, instead of being the picked on kid, you've taken the route of the bullying asshole. The lyrics aren't amazing, but do you really need to call them out on your site? So many artists and groups these days have much, much worse lyrics than these. Besides, most lyrics sound ridiculous when just put on paper without the music or without being sung. You're just a dick that wants any reason you can get to pick on Christina (or anyone else to be exact), because she said something bad about your precious Gaga. Grow up. You're like Fox News, completely biased and you hate anything and anyone that goes against what you think is amazing regardless if they are right.

  71. XMK says – reply to this



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  73. 73

    its not just that these lyrics are lame but theyre disgusting

  74. 74

    the same can be said for a lot of lady gaga songs perez…stop being so biased

  75. koe says – reply to this


    Oh and Gaga is so much better, i really don't see the genius in lyrics like 'lets have some fun these beats are sick i want to take a ride on your disco stick'

  76. 76

    Lady gaga's top 10 worst lyrics

    1. "I wont tell you that i love you, kiss or hug you, cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin."
    2. "I want your ugly, I wan't your disease. I wan't your everything as long as it's free"
    3. "I wan't your psycho, your vertical stick"
    4. "Lets have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."
    5. "Loving you is cherry pie"
    6."Snap Snap To That Shit On The Radio"
    7. "My lashes are dry, purple teardrops i cry"
    8."we're plastic, but we still have fun"
    9."I'm out in the club, I'm sippin' that bubb"
    10. "Stop telephonin' me eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh"

  77. 77


    You deserve to be in Dave Chapelles 'the players haters club'. lol

  78. 78

    Puke Hilton. How Much is Gaga paying you to slam her? Just curious. You are being paid by her…its obvious…you fucking fat bastard.

  79. 79

    So I guess no one noticed that this article was written by someone else. And really, is anyone surprised by Perez re-posting this? He's already made it quite clear how much he dislikes Christina. It's his honest opinion, as is virtually every other article he posts. If you don't like it, quit wasting your time on this site!

  80. 80

    I like lady Gaga, but I am so tired of people hating on people that aren't Lady Gaga. Same for Madonna fans, they hate everyone who isn't Madonna. LAME ! There is other great/good music out there BESIDES Lady Gaga and Madonna. And as far as as people saying Gaga copy's Madonna or Christina copy's Gaga or Madonna. Well if you do your research you will see that Madonna has made an ENTIRE CAREER out of copying and stealing from people.

  81. 81

    she really is not herself!!!! in this album!!!

  82. 82

    You are such a hater. Do you stay up at night and wonder what "hater" post you should write about Christina? What a f*g you are.

  83. Sam90 says – reply to this


    LMAO this is from the whole album? lets take ONE song or 2 from Lady gaga and dissect it:
    ga ga ga ga ga ga o la la

  84. 84

    This is sad (i do admit that the lyrics made me laugh). Poor Christina. She has really fallen with this album. Wow, even when Britney was supposedly crazy and shaving her head she 'Blackout' was a decent album, this is just crap. How did we go from 'Back to Basics' to this shit. Just a fucking dissapointment if you ask me.

  85. 85

    Are you kidding? BLAAAARRGGGGG!!!!!

  86. tasha says – reply to this


    Anyone could go throught the lyrics to Lady GaGa, your beloved, songs and come up with a top ten list of lyrics just as stupid you big flaming asshole.

  87. 87

    Christina Rules!!!! LOve her and her music!!:)

  88. 88

    What about PaPa Pokerface. GaGa Oe La Lah. Ale-Ale-Jandro. Those are some good lyrics…………………………………………

  89. 89

    s'all very sexual isnt it..i dont know why she seems to feel the erge to bring up her vag at every opportunity

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    oh fuck off perez. because 'Rah rah ah-ah-ah" is so genius? ..i can agree about Elastic love. but thats like the weakest song on the album.

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    Re: musicfanatic1Thank you for being real. I got Xtinas B2B cd and I listen to it now and then. But her latest is a huge disappointment.

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    You can take anyone's lyrics out of context and make them sound stupid. Besides, notice that of the top ten, half of the stupid lyrics are from the same two songs ("I Hate Boys" and "Vanity"), which were meant to come off as kind of stupid. I kind of hated the album at first, but it grew on me. "Monday Morning" should been released as a single (except it's on the Deluxe version).

  93. 93

    You know what's a major fail? You spelling "mayjah" the most stupidest way. For God sake you're in your 40's act like one.
    P.S. her "fail" will still be more successful than what you touch (Travis, Slimmy).

  94. zooby says – reply to this


    Re: IlluminatiBound – Too bad the world doesn't agree. I bet you're a Miley or GaGa fan…. both are considered much uglier.

  95. StayC says – reply to this


    And you think Caca has come up with better?! Christina obviously had a lot of fun with this album and didn't take herself too seriously. It took some getting used to, but f*ck you PH, at least she speaks the truth…. as dumb as some of her lyrics may seem. Hater.

  96. 96

    oh perez shut the fuck up already! ur so mean to christina and its gettin outta control, spit spit!!

  97. 97

    Lets see Gaga retarded lyris

    That boy is a monster/ M-M-M-Monster

    RaRa Ahah Roma Romama Gaga Oh La La

    Stop telephonin me-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay/

    Take a ride on my disco stick

    Poker face/ p-p-p-pokerface/ muh muh muh muh

  98. 98

    i have missed it along the way, but what has xtina done to piss off perez. i thought years of late he really like her (their spanish heritage) but it's more than obvious he's got it in for her. i wuold be curious to know.

  99. 99

    i cant believe perez took the time to make this. highlarious!!
    go xtinaaa!!!

    dont call my name, alejandro!! AMAZING LYRICS. so full of meaning. lol!!!

  100. 100

    Of the 4 billion things that are going on in this world at this time all you have time for is to point out someones wet armpits, take cracks at Xtina, call someone "gayface"(which is hypocritical being you are gay) post yet another article on Miley….my point being this is a gossip site isnt it? Because it is quickly turning into your own personal version of a "slam book" which is SO Jr High……Again it seems you assume the IQ level of your readers is lower than your maturity level. Grow UP!

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