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Tom Cruise Is The Pits!

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Suri is not going to be happy you stained the outfit she painstakingly picked out for you!

Tom Cruise was out and about in New York promoting his sure-to-flop flick Knight and Day yesterday. We think he should seriously consider taking the $3.50 he's going to make off this film's profits to buy some new deodorant!

Nothing less sexy than stinky pits!

Except stinky pits next to greasy hair. How's about a shower, Cruise???

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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65 comments to “Tom Cruise Is The Pits!”

  1. 1

    So he sweats. Proves he's human - despite his alien religion. BFD.

  2. 2

    You'd have your face buried in his pit if you ever got the chance. Instead, you Tweet about your imaginary boyfriend for the day. Fuck yourself.

  3. Lear says – reply to this


    Let me quote Mike Thomas from P&G:

    “People assume that sweat causes underarm stains,” says Thomas, “But you wouldn’t have stains if it weren’t for your antiperspirant.

  4. 4

    It's called sweat you stupid fat fuck. Happens at times when it's warm out, kinda weird huh? Not sure how you came to the conclusion that if you sweat, then you must not have showered. Your an idiot. You wouldn't know this but, us men, we have hair under our arms and no matter how good the deoderant is, we still sweat. Fucktard!

  5. 5

    Yeah you dumbass Mario…..What….You don't sweat?? Oh i forgot only when you play with yourself you PERVERT!

  6. 6

    ugh, honestly? everyone sweats. write about something interesting, please.

  7. 7

    Slow day at the 'office' Mario?

  8. 8

    holy shit, tom cruise sweats!!!!!……..wtf??????

  9. 9

    Lol nice hitler salute, Tom crazy.

  10. 10


  11. 11

    its summertime asshole. dont pretend you didnt have pit stains when you were 160lbs overweight

  12. 12

    Puh-leeze if it was Robert Pattinson sweating or Justin Beiber pitting out you'd think it was nectar from the Gods.

  13. 13

    Yet another post where every commenter disagrees with your ridiculousness you fat fuck. So you're saying if he showered, his body would keep him from. Will I Am's bodyguard needs to punch you in the fucking mouth again. I hope you get the shit beat out of you Mario

  14. 14

    Why is this retard saying that sweat is yucky..When 100% of the population sweats? LOL WTF?

  15. clh30 says – reply to this


    It's only natural for someone to sweat if they are out in the heat and really how do you know that he has stinky pits? Just because you sweat doesn't mean your stinky. I'm not a big fan of Tom Cruise but who cares if he has sweaty armpits, if I wasn't in the air conditioner right now I would prob have that problem too.

  16. 16

    It's summer and hot. Can't control your sweat all the time. Despite him being OT VIII…

  17. 17

    Why would he need deoderant for pit stains? Its Anti-Perspirant that he needs…

  18. 18

    Its summer here in New York you fat girly Walrus! Thats what happens when its Hot and Humid!!! If your Queen Bee Gag Gag was sweating you sure would not post that would you??

  19. 19


    Seriously, if this is the shit that your 'blog' will continue to trowel out, your done.
    Btw, you look like Herman Munster.

  20. 20

    oh no sweat! It's completely normal I'm sure fat ass sweats buckets and I can only imagine what your rolls use to look like when you were mad fat

  21. 21

    Since when does deodorant stop you from sweating?

  22. 22

    Scientology kills!
    Remember Lisa McPherson

  23. 23

    Mario, you forgot to mention tom's 'zieg heil' greeting.

  24. 24

    this deserved a post???? really?
    slow gossip day i guess

  25. 25



  26. 26

    All guys sweat No big deal. He doesn't sweat near as much as his ex Kidman She sweats like a pig,way worse than Tom. She should siphon some of that botox from her giant forehead to her pits.

  27. 27

    Dude, it's hot out. That's hardly news! I live in NYC and it's been in the upper 80's and lower 90's all week - it's effing hot. Everyone sweats.

  28. 28

    happens to the best of us!

  29. 29

    I'm not a Tom Cruise fan at all but his hair does not look greasy at all.

  30. 30

    ewww, you´re right mario, BEING HUMAN IS SO DISGUSTING!!!… idiot… i bet his sweat is cleaner than all of your own fluids….

  31. 31

    Re: Assanis – lmfao:)

  32. 32

    Re: hoochpit – HAHAHA!

  33. BD4ME says – reply to this


    This picture is from quite a few day ago.

  34. 34

    Big deal. I sweat and I take a shower everyday and use a deoderant and antiperspirant. I don't wear gray though because it does show if you are sweating.

  35. 35

    Honestly Perez,

    Why do you hate him so much? Is it because he's so good looking? Just because he is sweating in super hot weather does not mean he did not shower. I would love to see you standing outside in the hot sun for 10 minutes and then see if you have wet pits or not.
    I think Tom looks great, he still looks very young and good looking and you're just jealous that you can't have a piece of that.

  36. 36

    I'm not a big Tom Cruise fan at all but his hair does not look greasy at all.

  37. 37

    Perez you are a fat fuck and must sweat like crazy.

  38. 38

    It's over 90 degrees in New York you ugly moron! As if your shit doesn't stink?! Or are you saying gays don't sweat?

  39. 39

    People sweat! This is like your dumbest post ever! Do you not sweat? Ever? God, do something else with your time.

  40. 40

    See what I mean, Per-ASS..You dont even know the difference between deodorant and anti-perspirant! Look it up, Moron..and you see it is not so much new deodorant that he needs as much as he does a stronger combination of both, deodorant AND anti-perspirant!
    YOU may be needing some of both soon yourself..You are soooo much in the "pits" yourself with all your child porno stuff hanging over your head! LMAO

  41. 41

    It's GAY sweat!!!!

  42. 42

    Everybody looked like that in NYC yesterday. It's been hot & humid here.

  43. 43

    Perez…….why is it you only dislike straight men? Still mad because Tom wont "do" you? Get over it - your a hater.

  44. 44

    what a stupid posting. (as noted by everyone else!)

  45. 45

    There has been a heat wave in the Northeast all week … not a fan of Tom, but I think we can all cut him some slack here, no?

  46. 46

    Well if you're outside and it's HOT…you're going to sweat i don't give a hell who you are! And if it's hot ENOUGH their isn't a deodorant in the world thats gonna stop pit sweat. Not a big deal…

  47. FMB says – reply to this


    You dumb FUCK! Why are you giving us gays such a bad name…it's SWEAT…it's SUMMER…it's NORMAL…and it's MANLY… You know what's fucked up? Metrosexual FUCKTARDS like you that buy into the marketing crap that we should smell like a perfumed WHORE… Have you not noticed how many businesses and doctor's offices and hospital are SCENT-FREE Zones because so many people are allergic to the synthetic toxic perfumes they put on their body? I shower daily and I have been complemented on my natural musk and for the record I'd gladly lick Tom's sweaty pits too!

  48. 48

    Yet, he's still Tom Cruise, and you're some fugly anorexic piece of trailer-trash…. Just sayin!

  49. 49

    You act like you don't sweat..UGH!

  50. 50

    do u think he would sell his sweaty shirts on ebay? b/c i would so buy it

  51. 51

    I am failing to see why this is relevant??

  52. 52

    um knight and day was actually an amazing movie!

  53. 53

    Tom Cruise does not have Rad Pitts!
    (sorry, couldn't resist)

  54. bwire says – reply to this


    Like Daisyhalt said…It proves he's human! It's been HHH for the past 3 weeks! You look llike you have a greasy, stinky body and that is disgusting!

  55. TY69 says – reply to this


    um its 90 degrees in the northeast…get real perez

  56. 56


    wow you're a fat dumb fuck arent you perez? its fucking hot. people fucking sweat. remember when you were a fat lard of a pathetic human being and you're face was fucked up with zits and your tits hung below you're knees? i bet your tits fucking sweat like no tomorrow.

    i hope you die in a pool of sweat :)

  57. @v@ says – reply to this


    If you don't sweat here and there, you're not living or working hard enough. Powdered and dried pits borders on the neurotic or obsessive perfectionism. I like a man who sweats once in a while. There are powerful pheremones in perspiration.

  58. 58

    Yeah proves he's human but still, any human who has huge sweat stains needs a new deodorant.

  59. 59

    wow, honestly? can't believe you're posting this, Mario. It's pretty common to sweat when it's hot outside… you can google it. you really just need attention, huh? retard.

  60. 60

    I thought once you made a movie you lost your ability to sweat?? Ya know, cause your famous and stuff??!!

    This post is so stupid. Yes, he is a human being - he sweats. Even the best anti-perspirant does not stop all sweat. His hair does not look greasy either. You really are grasping for posts here. Fail.

  61. 61

    Leve Tom Cruise alone. He is a true and classy superstar and I for one can't wait to see this film. He is getting great reviews and the movie ought to be vintage Cruise of old. Can't wait. I hear it's really action packed and funny as hell. A friend of mine saw the screening of the film and said it was awesome. She hated it when the movie ended. I was that much fun

  62. 62

    Tom Cruise is a movie star and a number one box office sensation all over the world bringing tons of money to the states studios for decades. In another decade Perez Hilton will be forgotten like Hedda Hopper and Cruise will be remembered forever. Perez, you always lick the ass of the losers and you always kick the man who is down.

  63. 63

    nice hitler salute, asshole.

  64. 64

    Perez- do you have any idea how fucking hot it has been in New York the past week. Like 90 degrees of HUMID heat not that dry LA heat. Personally, no amount of clinical strength $12 deodorant will save me from sweaty pits. Im sure Tom isnt stinky. But he's also outside wearing jeans in horrifying heat. Nothing to be done about that, he's just human

  65. 65

    It looks like he has ZOMBIE EYES in those glasses! And can you imagine a BIGGER NIGHTMARE than having TOMMY CRUISE as your FATHER??? Only having him as your HUSBAND would be even WORSE!!! Holy SHIZZUS!!! :-O