That's it! Cher totally wins the Internet!
On Tuesday, the 70-year-old couldn't help but poke fun at the businessman's reported bromance with Russian President Vladimir Putin!
The icon posted:
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And it ain't pretty!
The woman was called up to Portland's Hotel Lucia for a $540 massage and she describes:
“It was apparent from the beginning he had been drinking. The hug went on a bit too long and I was a bit taken aback by it. If it weren’t Al Gore I would have seriously questioned the situation right there because a hug from an unknown male client before a session is a bit odd and unprofessional.
“I was taught that a massage of the adductors could cause an involuntary erection. When I began doing the requested abdominal area he became vocal with muffled moans, etc. He began demanding that I go lower and massaging on the abdominal area. I was shocked. He further insisted and acted angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud. I went into much deeper shock as I realized it appeared he was demanding sexual favors.”
When she ignored his pleas he supposedly came over and "caressed" her back, breasts and buttocks while she was disassembling the massage table. She told him to stop and then called him a "crazy sex poodle" which made him laugh.
She also claims that Al Gore wanted to play "Dear Mr. President" by Pink for her and ended up in a "bizarre karaoke" session after she told him to get off of her! She says he kept trying to have sex with her, but she told him:
“I told him I was sorry to disappoint him and he would just have to take matters into his own hands that night. He pleaded, grabbed me… tongue kissed me… rubbed my buttocks with his hand and fingers and rubbed himself against my crotch saying, ‘You know you want to do it.’”
But there are quite a few holes in her story including conflicting statements about hotel security as well as saying that he reached into his pocket to pay her, but earlier she said he was only in a bathrobe.
She could be full of shiz and her story IS kinda nuts!
What do U think?
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