Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
And here we were thinking that these two were like 11! Silly us!
Cole is majoring in Television and Film Production with a minor in Drama, while Dylan is majoring in Fine Arts with a minor in Economics!
Congratulations, you two!
We're sure you'll be drunkenly peeing on the sides of NYC buildings again soon enough - just like you did with Adam Sandler in Big Daddy way back when!
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