Jeez! Are there any eyebrow pencils left in Detroit???
We'd like to introduce you to these lovely lady criminals from Detroit that we are now going to affectionately name The Three DRAGballeros.
Police arrested Nicole Fetterman, Rashay Tromblay and Melisa Bollini on the charge of robbing a Carter's Hamburgers last week. According to sources, one of the ladies handed the clerk a note that said, "I have a gun, give me all the money," while another acted as a lookout and the third was the driver of a getaway van.
Perfectly drawn and clever! What a find!
We'd be more frightened if we weren't so intrigued. Just look at these ladies! We dare say they are picteresque!
Even you sir, all the way to the left, masquerading as a "she" when you are so clearly a "he." You're gorgeous! You're like a young, perfectly groomed Chyna!