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Please, we beg you! The music industry is already suffering enough! Please don't plague it with…MORE MUSIC!

Brace yourselves - Heidi Montag is putting out a second album!!!

Our ears are vomiting just at the thought!

Heidi broke the news on her Twitter yesterday, telling her "fans":

"heading into the music studio recording my new single! Steve Morales my music producer moves into my house tomorrow to make my summer album!"

He's moving in or are you kidnapping him and forcing him to produce for you? The latter makes more sense considering the success you had with your first album! (In case you forgot, she sold like 600 copies. In profits, she probably made enough for a $5 footlong at Subway!)

This is going to be hideous! There isn't a setting high enough on autotune to fix this!

Can't anyone put a stop to the madness????

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54 comments to “No Heidi, No!”



  1. 1

    Ufnfortunately no one has put an end to you yet fucktard



  2. 2

    This week, Lady Gaga becomes the first artist in history to have three songs top the 4 million mark in digital downloads in the United States! “Bad Romance” follows her hit singles “Just Dance” and “Poker Face”, which both have sold over 5 million copies to date.
    Source: Yahoo! Music



  3. 3

    How does someone (Heidi) get a second album when her first one tanked???!! Let someone with real talent record an album!! God, I'm getting sick of the crap that is out there!



  4. 4

    OMG I just had the BEST idea! Don't listen to it. I know I won't be. It's people like you giving her press that keeps her relevant in the first place.



  5. 5

    Steve Morales? Really??? He's going from Mariah Carey to Heidi? Best of luck to you, Heidi!!



  6. 6

    I don't think that is why Mr. Morales is moving into your home for the summer. He heard that you hadn't had a man in your life in years and he wants to be there for you. : )



  7. 7

    i mean shes just in denial of the fact that no one likes her and thats why no one bought her album. from what she has done in her 'career' no one will take her seriously as a musician. i personally dont think she would have a record if she didnt stab Lauren Conrad in the back. music isnt for her. usher, an amazing artist, himself said, some people are mistaken to think that anyone can have a career in music because the understand of what being an entertainer is about. (he was talking about american idol but still)
    but i think that applys to this too. because she isnt talented.
    for once perez your right. because the true meaning and art of music is going down the drain. most of these mainstream albums sound like freakin mixtapes. its ridiculous.



  8. 8

    Why is he moving in with her? thats dodgy!!



  9. 9

    Re: RetroSanta – If you don't like the crap out there, then don't listen to the crap out there. Find some online internet radio with your quality kinda of music. Heidi Montag paid for her album, she released it independently so everything came out of her pocket. And if you actually like just pure pop-dance mindless music, then you'll like the album. It is not a bad "POP" album at all.



  10. 10

    And people wonder why the music industry is in such bad shape. Any one can get a record deal nowdays. Will this fat faced fugly bitch please go away, and take Miley cyrus, & the rest of them non singing skanks with you!



  11. 11

    Let her waste her time and her money on it. We all know she can't sing and her time is up.



  12. 12

    if she wants to flush more money down the john then go right ahead



  13. 13

    So, basically this is a "fucks for tracks" situation. Thus the "moving into my house" part, because that's totally how these things are normally done.



  14. 14

    she has fans?



  15. 15

    Re: RetroSanta – it's called self publishing…she pays for everything.



  16. 16

    Poor chick looks 42. What will she look like then? Sad.



  17. 17

    she actually had a couple of really good songs, more is more and I'll do it. ive been listening to pop music all my life and I can say they are really great songs. she cant really sing, thats ok but she does have a ok studio voice. if she were smart she would have released i'll do it under a different name, before anything else. not just blurt out all her songs before the album.



  18. 18

    What a rack!



  19. 19

    Who in God's name is encouraging this woman? I can't believe her fifteen minutes aren't up yet.



  20. 20

    Re: Soulsoulshock – WOW! You gotta be kidding me!



  21. 21

    Re: Soulsoulshock

    You really need to find better music taste.



  22. 22

    He's gotta be making a lot of money to produce this crap while being filmed for her show.



  23. 23

    Re: Jazz-hands Chaz – @ 17 - her face will look the same way it does now only the skin will hang a little………..



  24. 24

    Obviously fat boy is out of the office as his penmanship is no where near that good and he could never draw a musical note that would be recognizable. At least the hired help hasn't used the word "Blech" lateley, as he/she has a tendancy to do that almost as much as Mario says Amazeballs.



  25. 25

    Re: SwedishSweetheart – who gives a shit this post has nothing to do with gaga.



  26. 26

    This girl is sad and desperate



  27. 27

    No no no noooooooooooo please nooooooo



  28. 28

    Being that she is paying for this stuff herself and its not selling, I say keep on putting them out Heidi. The more money she wastes, the more in debt she'll become, and then she'll have to move back to Colorado and we'll never have to look at her jacked up face again!!!



  29. 29

    the problem with living in hollywood is surrounding yourself with people who are honest and will tell you the truth. If people think they can make money off of you, they will tell you anything you want to hear.

    Heidi, let me be that honest person which you lack in your life. If it hasn't happened for you yet, it never will. You have no talent. There is nothing special or unique about you as an "artist." You can't prance around in a bikini showing off your ginormous tatas and expect people to take you seriously. If your last singles failed, why would this time around be any different? Your dirty laundry has tainted your reputation. Please give it up. There must be something out there you're good at…pursue that instead.



  30. 30

    she's almost bad enough to be on your pos label!



  31. 31

    Unless she has her own record label, who the fuck would back her financially?
    She, along with Spencer, Perez & Gag me should buy an 8-ball and fucking o.d.



  32. 32

    Wow, I have a potato head much like the one she's paid for, I have no idea why anybody would fuck up their face that bad to look like that.



  33. 33

    ATTENTION WHORE! JUST STOP! NOOOOOBOOOODDDDYYYY LIKKKKKEEEESSSS YOOOUUUUUU!



  34. 34

    Honestly, her album wasn't THAT bad. I've heard far worse. Totally manufactured pop but it was kinda catchy.



  35. 35

    EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAK SHE IS A REALLY GOOD SINGER AND HER SONGS ARE GREAT. I BOUGHT HER LAST ALBUM AND SHE IS HIGHLY UNDERRATED. IT IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY TOP 5. I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO HER NEW ALBUM



  36. 36

    Re: poopdiddy2008
    he did, idiot. on his fashion site.



  37. 37

    Didn't she learn from the first album?
    What a waste of time and money she will put these people through.



  38. 38

    If any of you need a refresher of how talentless this dumb cun*t really is, please take a look at her "Miss Universe" performance or the video for "Higher". 'Nuff said.



  39. 39

    I want to make a little house inside Lady Gaga so I can live there forever!!!!oneoneone



  40. 40

    Whatever, I loved Heidi's CD. She's a smart girl whose made some poor decisions. I respect her and her talents. Go for it, girl!



  41. 41

    god she really is delusional to think that she has any talent. and the guy moving into her house? totally sounds like putting out for studio time. whatever i hope her second album tanks and she goes away so we wont have to look at her botoxed face or hear about her antics.



  42. 42

    I didn't even know she had a first. She's really really trying, its getting sad. She'd do better as a party girl.



  43. 43

    I was one of those 600 people who bought her album on iTunes lol. I like Heidi's music. She makes fun good pop music. I can't wait for the second album. If you don't like pop music then you probably won't like her music. Go listen to "Look How I'm Doing", "Superficial", "Fanatic", "I'll Do It". Those are my favorites.



  44. 44

    Re: MarioMonjack – hey heidi welcome to perezhilton



  45. 45

    That jawline is starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein's…ugh

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    Another bad album, but she won't call her father? Disgraceful.



  47. 47

    Re: DAANGaaron – Are you kidding me? To assume that if someone doesn't like Heidi Montag's "music", then they are not fans of pop? Get the hell out with your moronic statement.



  48. 48

    Countess Luann must have given Heidi inspiration.



  49. 49

    Dude I didnt even know she had a first album. I thought she just sang a bunch of songs and acted like an idiot.



  50. 50

    Re: EyelineredHeart – im not saying this is 'quality' music. but a couple of her songs were really FUN! so what people!



  51. 51

    her last album was better than the dog shit you "discover", mario.



  52. 52

    OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. this can not be happening! who is going to buy her music she's terrible just terrible someone pleaz stop her before its too late! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



  53. 53

    Who ever wants to hear heidi sing
    Go to:
    A) yes B) no



  54. 54

    yuck enough with her crap