Completely Gratuitous



Hot! Hot! Hot!
The vampire and werewolves lovers got exactly what they were after last night as Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner strolled down the red carpet for the Eclipse premiere looking too seksi for words!
At first, we weren't really feeling this red suit R-Patz was sporting, but then we kind of got into it. (Kind of like his hair!) And as always, Taylor dressed to the nines tens to impress the Twi-hard ladies!
We like! We like!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: eclipse premiere, rpatz, tay tay, twi-hards, twilight















































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Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance from his Holmby Hills home to a nearby Los Angeles hospital on Thursday afternoon!! Supposedly, the singer went into cardiac arrest and the paramedics had to administer CPR!!!
His mother is even on the way to visit him!!!… Read More
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Jacko pulled a similar stunt when he was getting ready for his big HBO special in '95 when he "collapsed" at rehearsal! He was dragging his heels on that just like his upcoming 50 date London residency at the 02 Arena, of which he already postponed the first few dates!!! Either he's lying or making himself sick, but we're curious to see if he's able to go on!!! Get your money back, ticket holders
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Wow, RPatz is odd enough with his suit but Lutz has major gayface and wouldn't doubt if it's burried in a pillow each night.
yeeeeaahh dunno bout that red suit :S ewsh
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HOT! Love that Rob took a fashion risk. Kudos to his stylist!
Re: Big Black Dick – STFU trolling LOSER!!!
EEEEEWWWW! OMG, girls and their mother's actually find these 2 hot? I can't believe it. They are 2 of the most disgusting actors that I've ever seen. I feel so bad for their mothers, especially RPattz's. Someone needs to throw some SOAP at him, ASAP!
Robert Pattinson Fashion Risk-EPIC FAIL!
Re: Big Black Dick – there was no pedophilia. you calling him an asshole and bringing up someones death one year after they died is a lot worse than anything perez has done
I must be the only person in the world who doesn't think either of these boys are "hot". Robert Pattison has bad teeth and is really skinny and Taylor Lautner's neck freaks me out. Could you imagine if he and Kathy Griffin had a child? It would look like a giraffe. I'm sure they're nice boys, but "hot".. so not.
Hates it when Perez draws hearts around guys cocks! Gross!!!!! I don't need to know your looking at it!
Oh dear! These fellas are so unappealing! Does anyone get what the attraction is??
Taylor always looks like he's wearing the same suit…switch it up Tay Tay!!!
Re: jones19 – EAT A BAG OF DICKS WHORE!Re: theanakarina – YOU TOO!
I bet Taylor can really sequel like a pig….*oink *oink.
Rob looks hot. The suit is really maroon, rather than red. He's probably one of the few guys who can wear that colour and make it work. Like that he takes risks.
Rob looks like the biggest dork in that suit.
Rob's face in the first picture is hilarious!
Re: June_Bug – Come on it's funny! LMAO
honestly….they look like a couple of monkeys dressed in suits. better luck next time boys
LOL at Pattinson's face in the first pic!
Tob can, and does, wear everything well. I remember when he was red carpeting for Harry Potter and had this red velvet jacket onhe looked good then too!
Once again Taylor has that "I Smell A Fart" expression plastered on his face.
I'm not feeling the red suit either. Red is just not his colour.
that red suit is the worst suit ever….what is he on Three's Company or something? new stylist please
WOW. I don't get it. Robert Pattinson is one ugly dude. Damn.
God I love Rob's suit! Stylish! He's great!
why didn't you post photos of kristen, oh wait she wore an ace outfit and looked beautiful but you don't want people to know that.
Re: Mr. Happy – agreed…..and that other one looks like that little girl from that Lilo and Stitch cartoon
Re: DaisyHalt – i'm pretty sure you might be blind or at least have a cataract or something…..well actually, you probably just have absolutely no taste
Loves the red suit, wasnt sure about it when i saw it. But its definitly R-Patz style…….he is different therefore so is his suit!
Taylor & Lutz should have been together to make it really Sexy-Hot… Leave Rob home since he is so fugly !
RPatz head is way too large for his body, it makes him look awkward…and his hair only accentuates this fact. I completely agree with Miley on this one, girls only find him attractive because of his role, not his looks. As for Taylor, it looks like he stuck his face in a beehive. I don't ever look at him so I don't know if it is this picture or his normal appearance, but he definitely is puffy (nose, lips, cheeks). The puffiness is what makes his eyes look so squinty.
I love that Rob is wearing a red suit! You don't see that often and he pulls it off. his facial expression cracked me up.
hasn't it occurred to anyone that neither of these two guys is one the best looking guys around in hollywood??
LOVED the maroon suit! Awesome!
taylor hawtner!
…if he's 21
Taylor is sooooooooooooooooo GAY ! Yikes ! Wish he would come out, finally !
I bet they both left the premier together, got a room at the BEV HILLS, DID MAJOR blOw, AND SUCKED EACH OTHER OFF. tHEN, CALLED lINDS TO PARTY WITH !
I just love Robert in his red suit - so sexy!
LoL, look at the girls in the second pic, Rob is right in front of their noses and they are not even looking at him. I wonder what it was that distracted them.
lol
Taylor can dress for his age. Rob looks good but not feeling the red. But, he is still hot!
It's still gross…
wow they are fug
Taylor is SO gay, it's ridiculous. And no, they are not hot! Don't see the hype about these guys. They are not even remotely cute…
oh ,no Rob
just no
where DID u get that suit?
SO. FUCKING. SEXY.
I love Rob but I hated his suit…awful choice of colour. I don´t think Taylor is handsome but this time he scored by being simply elegant.
thats one person short of a hot fucking 3some. this woman wants in! fucking hot, delish!!! twi-gasm! AHHAAH LOVE IT! So hot
Re: umyeah –
or…. not everyone has the same opinion? I like it
Access Holiwood voted Robert best dressed male, they LOVED his pwetty red suit. As for Talor's suit they literally said "Yawn". Hehee!!
Dream on, Pig Face. You'll always be the fat, dorky high-school loser who pines to blow the very boys who mocked and tormented you.
I find it kind of disgusting that a man your age is drooling all over these young guys. One of them is still a teenager for Christ's sake. And how old are you Perez? You must be around 40 years old?
CREEPY
um, wtf is with robs face in the top one. he looks like an old man sneering at the kids on his lawn :S
Omg!!! Rob is sooooo cute… hot hot hot Rob is Rob
Sorry Rob I really dig you but you look like Austin Powers, babe.
[re=5157439]Re: tam
I dig those crotch-level
HOT!