How To Date A Gosselin: KATE!
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Alarmingly Gaunt Macaulay Culkin... What's Going On??
Oh Macaulay Culkin!
Entertainment Tonight spotted you out and about in NYC and you're looking really thin and shaggy!
Should we be concerned??
Apparently we aren't the first to think something looks off... ET also reached out to the actor's rep about his health, who replied:
"Macaulay Culkin is in perfectly good health."
We hope that's true!
Plus, we think it's time for a new Home Alone installment. A gritty can't-escape-his-past story??
HA!
[Image via E!.]
You giving someone else tips on how to find a date is like me giving you tips on how to be the most hated man on the internet.
Do you make these? That explains why they arent funny
Lame.
not funny
you lack both talent and humor. not funny.
what in the fuck would you know about on how to fuck kate gosselin let alone any girl butt pirate
Perez, you could not possibly BE any gayer!!!
Not funny.
I swear at :57 that man says, "I steal watches." I have no idea what it means, but love it. Great little edited together silliness.
wtf? lame and not funny at all.
I thought that was funny.
That was super gay!! Meaning stupid, not cool perez.
Sorry, not funny…and it had the potential to be, which is what really sucks.
Ok, I'm NOT pro Kate, so this isn't coming from a defensive stance for her. Seriously, Perez…that was lame! It was not funny, but came across as a weak attempt to try and be funny. You bash celebrities, and I've noticed more than once it just comes across as a lame attempt. When I watch and see stuff like this from you it just reminds me of the ugly lonely awkward geeky guy back in High School attempting to be cool and screaming to be accepted. I kinda felt embarrassed for you. Eh, the moment is gone.
Not even close to being funny
Glad to see you crack yourself up. I suggest you read the comments, everyone else thinks you are King Douche.
STUPID!!!!
What 'lol's'? There was nothing witty or funny in that. It was super lame.
Why would you put up a fail piece like that when it personifies how stupid you really are?
wow. this is really not funny and way too long.
you look like 48 y/o perez!
you look high as a kite…
Kate is hot!!! Perez if she were your mother like she is to those 8 kids you'd probably be a brain doctor or president.. So back off
FAIL!!! Stick to giving gays a bad rep that's what you're good at ..
ur face is a fucking nightmare :s stop giving dating tips when you could use some yourself. your skin is a disaster, wtf are you wearing?, your hairs fkn greasy and ur ugly on the inside. it really doesn't get any worse.
hey gaymo. your not funny and a douche.
You are a hater and a shallow person. Not to mention the fact that you use photos and posts from other sites without crediting them. I used to be a fan of your site but I have found in recent months you have become vicous and judgemental.
Everything you do is trashy. This video is trashy.
I always thought you'd need a pentagram and some goat's blood to date Kate Gosselin
this video is horrible. How do you think AI would ever pick you for a judge when you use the word, "FUCK".
You need to seek some help Pumpkinhead. Seriously, WTF is wrong with you. Has to be drugs.
I thought it was funny and u picked my fave song for it.
Oh, my FREAKIN' GAWD!!! That is HILARIOUS! And I LOVE how white and pretty yer teeth are, Perez-cious! LOL
haha im not gay but i love perez, glad you have the balls so to speak, keep it up i got your back
You need to keep your mouth closed when you talk, or better yet, don't talk at all. You need braces, or your horse teeth filed down..something.